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DISCLAIMER: This isn't meant to be taken seriously. It is all for fun and you can join in with your own descriptions if you want :tongue:

Guardians: The sheep of society. They do not like new ideas or thinking for themselves. Obsessed with the rules and regulations. Most likely of the temperaments to exhibit herd behavior and have dull, uninteresting lives.

Artisans: Short-sighted idiots who lack the ability to do any deep thinking. their lives revolve around money, sex, and drugs. Most likely to drop-out of school, become homeless or end up in prison.

Idealists: Naive, over-sensitive crybabies who have unrealistic views of humanity and life. They actually believe that they change the world (unfortunately, they usually end up failing). Most likely to be manipulated by the ones they trust.

Rationals: Socially awkward, elitist assholes who think they and smarter and better than everyone (when they are usually not). While they may obtain positions of power and wealth in life, they may never find a mate or have a family. Most likely to die bitter and alone and have little athletic skills.

Let's see what you all can come up with.:cool:
 

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^ ENTP - hobbies include: not taking anything seriously, teasing about groups of people especially on type forums, debating people in youtube comments, not caring if shoes are untied, living in "distractions," not taking anything seriously, some other stuff, accidently repeating yourself because you didn't remember....

Oh, and ignoring that this is about Keirsey temperaments! Nevermind :tongue: I think you've pretty much already got those stereotypes down though.
 

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ENTJ- They enjoy killing for money. Nuff said

ENFJ- They will kill you if you don't love them

INTP- Store a ton of information in their head they are known as 'brain'. Haven't bathed in years

INFJ- Think the world is a conspiracy. Join cults often. Think aliens are gonna take us.

ISTP- Go around on moterbikes, like to fix things and get angry if you go near them

INFP- Sit there thinking they are changing the world yet do f*** all about it. Cry when someone looks at them

ESFP- Think the world is full of ponies and rainbows, they are like dancing children

ENFP- Go around putting posters up trying to support a cause, punch their hands in the air for emphasis

INTJ- Evil scientists who cut open animals for experiments, sit behind a desk trying to take over the world. Cold as ice

ISFP- Are hippes. Take drugs and like art. Are half stoned most of the time and act like little kids

ENTP- Think they are intelligent but actually have an addiction to arguing and will shout at you if you don't agree with them

ISTJ- People who have no fun. Too traditional to be alive. Think life is a sim game

ISFJ- Will die for the people they love..... they don't do much else than that. They want to be wolves

ESFJ- They like kids and they laugh all the time. There isn't much more to them than that

ESTJ- Pompous know-it-alls. Think they know everything in life. Are losers in love
 

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Guardians: The sheep of the planet, as you said. They're the type of people who got persuaded by Hitler's national socialistic, irrational ideals. Also not much fun whatsoever; they're basically concerned exclusively with their occupation, never looking back or thinking towards the future. No deep thought going on with these ones.

Artisans: Childish, unrealistic dunderheads who are concerned exclusively with their creations and things. Kind of like guardians, just much more unrealistic, and too fun-loving, as apposed to Guardians, who don't even know what the word "fun" means.

Idealists: Over-emotional, unrealistic morons who never think about facts or logic, throwing it all away for what "feels right". Extremely immature.

Rationals: Arrogant pricks who think they're better than everyone else simply because they're good at logical problem-solving/theory-building.
 

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Whats awesome about the Rational descriptions is that in both of them you are complementing us while 'insulting' us while in all the other ones you are just insulting them. Like when y'all talked about the good at problem solving and may achieve wealth. I don't see you complementing the other ones xD
 

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Rationals: Socially awkward, elitist assholes who think they and smarter and better than everyone (when they are usually not). While they may obtain positions of power and wealth in life, they may never find a mate or have a family. Most likely to die bitter and alone and have little athletic skills.
That really hurts. I'm half-decent at tennis, really good at lawn darts, and really excel at staying up late due to my amazing stamina. Olympic athletes, look out!
 

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ENTJ- They enjoy killing for money. Nuff said

ENFJ- They will kill you if you don't love them

INTP- Store a ton of information in their head they are known as 'brain'. Haven't bathed in years

INFJ- Think the world is a conspiracy. Join cults often. Think aliens are gonna take us.

ISTP- Go around on moterbikes, like to fix things and get angry if you go near them

INFP- Sit there thinking they are changing the world yet do f*** all about it. Cry when someone looks at them

ESFP- Think the world is full of ponies and rainbows, they are like dancing children

ENFP- Go around putting posters up trying to support a cause, punch their hands in the air for emphasis

INTJ- Evil scientists who cut open animals for experiments, sit behind a desk trying to take over the world. Cold as ice

ISFP- Are hippes. Take drugs and like art. Are half stoned most of the time and act like little kids

ENTP- Think they are intelligent but actually have an addiction to arguing and will shout at you if you don't agree with them

ISTJ- People who have no fun. Too traditional to be alive. Think life is a sim game

ISFJ- Will die for the people they love..... they don't do much else than that. They want to be wolves

ESFJ- They like kids and they laugh all the time. There isn't much more to them than that

ESTJ- Pompous know-it-alls. Think they know everything in life. Are losers in love
I'm insulted that ESTP wasn't worth your time to insult!
 

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NT: Arrogant human calculators. Tend to be bitter since they know they will soon be made obsolete by the next generation of intelligent phones. Fortunately never reproduce, but instead appear through random mutation in the population.

NF: Emotional exhibitionists who want to change the world since it is full of evil persons who don't like their awful poetry. Generally try to do so by holding hands while singing Kumbaya for hours.

SJ: Defended for millenia the honorable tradition of considering every new generation as the spawn of the devil. Like to do weekly witch-hunts to strengthen communauty.

SP: Live for booze and boobs. Found in huge numbers since they tend to reproduce quickly trough mass orgies after major sport events.
 

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Whats awesome about the Rational descriptions is that in both of them you are complementing us while 'insulting' us while in all the other ones you are just insulting them. Like when y'all talked about the good at problem solving and may achieve wealth. I don't see you complementing the other ones xD
Rationals: Even when you insult us, we're still awesome.
 

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