[PallasMinerva]

I know how much we all hate answering stupid questions, but I'm hoping some of you may be able to overlook our inborn aversion for the sake of the noblest of pursuits: knowledge. And wasting time. Below are three groups of seven questions, growing steadily more invasive as they go down. If you're willing to help, please answer all three sets. I'd be ever so grateful. If you're not feeling quite so adventurous, choose either the first, or first and second. Thanks ever so much.
-Pallas

Age:
Gender:
Ethnicity:
Personality trait you are proudest of:
(best guess) Profession:
Hobby you most identify with:
Country of origin:

Favorite subject:
Favorite author/book (if any):
Favorite movie (if any):
Favorite actor (if any):
Favorite sport (if any):
Are you a superstitious person?:
Favorite music genera:

Sexuality:
Favorite song:
Religious affiliation:
Satisfaction with life (1-10):
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof:
Fetishes (if any):
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10):

 

[ClockMan]

I'm scared.

 

[Snow]

I know how much we all hate answering stupid questions, but I'm hoping some of you may be able to overlook our inborn aversion for the sake of the noblest of pursuits: knowledge. And wasting time. Below are three groups of seven questions, growing steadily more invasive as they go down. If you're willing to help, please answer all three sets. I'd be ever so grateful. If you're not feeling quite so adventurous, choose either the first, or first and second. Thanks ever so much.
-Pallas

Age:
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: White
Personality trait you are proudest of: Objectivity
(best guess) Profession: Self employed
Hobby you most identify with: Does PerC count? Chess, otherwise
Country of origin: US

Favorite subject: Philosophy, Math (despite initial frustrations with it), psychology somewhat
Favorite author/book (if any): Don't have a favorite author. Enjoyed Incarnations of Immortality series by Pierce Anthony
Favorite movie (if any): I like Law Abiding Citizen, the Bourne Identity series, and the Godfather series. Honestly there are probably a dozen I feel equal those three though. I've been watching Breaking Bad lately so maybe that's why I have action/suspense on my mind lol.
Favorite actor (if any): None
Favorite sport (if any): None
Are you a superstitious person?: No
Favorite music genera: None

Sexuality: Yes very (straight I suppose)
Favorite song: Too hard to refine
Religious affiliation: Agnostic
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 6
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Involved, unsatisfied (2/10)
Fetishes (if any): None that I know of
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): None

 

[A Skylark]

Age: 15
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: White
Personality trait you are proudest of: Conscientiousness
(best guess) Profession: Student
Hobby you most identify with: Music/playing music
Country of origin: Canada

Favorite subject: Band/music
Favorite author/book (if any): Moby Dick by Herman Melville
Favorite movie (if any): Fantasia (1940)
Favorite actor (if any): *shrug*
Favorite sport (if any): Skiing
Are you a superstitious person?: No
Favorite music genre: Classical

Sexuality: Bisexual
Favorite song: Chopin's Nocturne op. 9 no. 1
Religious affiliation: None
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 7
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Dating, confuzzled
Fetishes (if any): None
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): 1- This was a nice mindless distraction- thank you, actually.

 

[TriggerHappy923]

Age: 22
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Pakistani/European(British/German)/Spanish/Native American/Hispanic/Basque/Other. Appearance=Caucasian. Reality=Obama is genetically whiter than I am.
Personality trait you are proudest of: Honesty
(best guess) Profession: Jeweler's Jewelry Preparation Assistant Maker and Other Miscellaneous
Hobby you most identify with: Movie Critic
Country of origin: US

Favorite subject: Math (Always, even though I'm not the best at it), Philosophy (top of my class, I consider myself a philosopher)
Favorite author/book (if any): Nevada Barr at the moment
Favorite movie (if any): Little Miss Sunshine
Favorite actor (if any): Sandra Bullock
Favorite sport (if any): Air Hocky...
Are you a superstitious person?: Does the pope not like boys?
Favorite music genera: Rock... or classical

Sexuality: Straight
Favorite song: Probably Santana's, Smooth or Nirvana's, Smells Like Teen Spirit
Religious affiliation: Ietsism
Satisfaction with life(1-10): 5
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: None
Fetishes (if any): Nothing I'm willing to share.
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): 0

 

[Residual Deviance]

Age: XXVI
Sex: XY
Ethnicity: White (Eastern European mutt)
Best trait: My ability to grasp concepts quickly and thoroughly
Job: Math instructor
Hobby: Internet poker
Country: USA

Subject: Mathematics/Statistics
Author: The internet. If I have to pick a book, either The Jungle (minus the last few chapters) by Upton Sinclair, or Candide by Voltaire.
Movie: Quite a bit of video game related stuff on the internet. If you mean conventional movie, none.
Actor: None, and I don't care about celebrities at all honestly.
Sport: Football (Soccer here, but it's more fitting of a name for soccer than what we call football) to play, curling (no, really) to watch.
Superstition: What you call "miracles" I call "outliers."
Genre: Esoteric techno genres. Generally, the faster, more bass, and more spastic the genre, the better.

Sexuality: Heteroflexible (Kinsey 2)
Song: Can't pick just one, it tends to change every couple months.
Religion: None (Weak atheist)
Satisfaction: 6 (The highest it has been by far in years)
Relationship: Long term girlfriend, mostly satisfying.
Fetishes: ...can I tell you what doesn't turn me on instead? It'd be easier >_<
Annoyance: .5, and you only get that for limiting us to numbers from 1-10 on this question. Fuck the police.

 

[lunny]

Age: 22
Gender: Female
Ethnicity: Filipino, Chinese
Personality trait you are proudest of: Grace under pressure
(best guess) Profession: Student, Freelance artist
Hobby you most identify with: Painting
Country of origin: Philippines

Favorite subject: English, Statistics, Philosophy
Favorite author/book (if any):
Favorite movie (if any): My mind draws a blank so I'm going for Hayao Miyazaki Movies
Favorite actor (if any):
Favorite sport (if any):
Are you a superstitious person?: No
Favorite music genera: Metal

Sexuality: Straight
Favorite song:
Religious affiliation:
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 6.5
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Single(wink wink)
Fetishes (if any): None that I would consider a "fetish"
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): I'm not annoyed

 

[Clinton]

Age: 24
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Personality trait you are proudest of: Unremitting curiosity
(best guess) Profession: Student
Hobby you most identify with: Reading
Country of origin: United States

Favorite subject: Physics/Philosophy
Favorite author/book (if any): Albert Camus
Favorite movie (if any): The Hours
Favorite actor (if any): ​Richard Dreyfus/Meryl Streep
Favorite sport (if any):
Are you a superstitious person?: No
Favorite music genera: Contemporary minimalist classical music

Sexuality: Asexual
Favorite song: Tabula Rasa
Religious affiliation: non-theist
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 10 (my life personally, 7)
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Single and never ready to mingle
Fetishes (if any):
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): ​1

 

[Dyslexicon]

Age: 23
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Personality trait you are proudest of: Playfulness
(best guess) Profession: Theater instructor
Hobby you most identify with: Scrabble
Country of origin: Norway

Favorite subject: Philosophy, Art, Psychology
Favorite author/book (if any): Dictionaries
Favorite movie (if any): Inland Empire
Favorite actor (if any): Christopher Walken, Heath Ledger, Christina Ricci, Vivien Leigh
Favorite sport (if any): -
Are you a superstitious person?: Depends on how you define the word. From the original meaning - yes
Favorite music genera: Progressive/Experimental Rock

Sexuality: I like men, so gay I guess
Favorite song: The Patient (Tool), Isolation Years (Opeth), Flinch (Sleepy Time Gorilla Museum), Empty Vessels Make the Loudest Sound (The Mars Volta), Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)
Religious affiliation: -
Satisfaction with life (1-10): Fluctuating
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: In a relationship for the past 5 years. Still happy.
Fetishes (if any): Just things that are nicer than other. Like beard and reading.
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): -

 

[ODCS]

Age: 18
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: African-American/Caucasian
Personality trait you are proudest of: Able Learner
(best guess) Profession: Student
Hobby you most identify with: Gamer
Country of origin: USA

Favorite subject: English/Mythology/Philosophy
Favorite author/book (if any): Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Favorite movie (if any):
Favorite actor (if any):
Favorite sport (if any): Fencing/Archery
Are you a superstitious person?: No
Favorite music genera: I don't know the technical name for it (Whatever genre my favorite song listed below technically belongs to)

Sexuality: Asexual
Favorite song:

Religious affiliation:
Satisfaction with life (1-10): :crazy: (describes my feelings on life far more succinctly than any number)
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Single/Content
Fetishes (if any):
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): I'm not

 

[RandomNote]

Age: 20
Gender: male
Ethnicity: Mexican/Hispanic.....whatever the hell ya want to call it.
Personality trait you are proudest of: Randomness
(best guess) Profession: none
Hobby you most identify with: gaming
Country of origin: US

Favorite subject: Biology
Favorite author/book (if any): none
Favorite movie (if any): Evil Dead 2
Favorite actor (if any): none really
Favorite sport (if any): none
Are you a superstitious person?: sometimes
Favorite music genera: anythings fine

Sexuality: straight
Favorite song: anythings fine really
Religious affiliation: none
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 4 i guess
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: none
Fetishes (if any): none ya
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10):3

Ha!! it made a face lol.

 

[TheIntergalacticEmpress]

Age: 18 and counting
Gender:Of the female variety
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Personality trait you are proudest of: The infinite ability to let things slide
(best guess) Profession: Student, I suppose
Hobby you most identify with: Collecting trivial knowledge
Country of origin: 'Straya c**tz

Favorite subject: Philosophy or Ancient civs
Favorite author/book (if any): Can't choose... too... many.. choices...
Favorite movie (if any): Maybe BBC Pride & Prejudice? That shit never gets old
Favorite actor (if any): Audrey Tautou
Favorite sport (if any): I only really watch Motogp and Moto2 so yeah... I guess that? Maybe also Isle of Man TT
Are you a superstitious person?: Nope
Favorite music genera: Good music

Sexuality: Straight
Favorite song: Milkman of Human Kindness
Religious affiliation: Agnostic Atheist
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 42
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Forever alone
Fetishes (if any): None really...
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): sqrt(([(3*4*5*6)-310]/2))+((5!)/12)-(15)

 

[Jennywocky]

Age: 44
Gender: female
Ethnicity: Caucasian (scotch/welsh ancestry)
Personality trait you are proudest of: hmm... either adaptability or perceptiveness [and sense of humor!]
(best guess) Profession: Systems Analyst
Hobby you most identify with: Aside from planet-devouring? Well, uh... Writing or Hiking probably.
Country of origin: USA

Favorite subject: Psychology [but I like all subjects]
Favorite author/book (if any): People of the Lie by M. Scott Peck
Favorite movie (if any): The Prestige
Favorite actor (if any): Gawd. Too many. I'll toss out Liam Neeson and Naomi Watts, i guess. And Rebecca Hall
Favorite sport (if any): Meh
Are you a superstitious person?: No, but I'm really fascinated with the "paranormal"
Favorite music genre: Anything but country and rap; I especially like mixed influences

Sexuality: Kinsey 1.5
Favorite song: "I Won't Hold You Back" by Toto
Religious affiliation: Mystic / Agnostic
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 7
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: no relationship, would like one
Fetishes (if any): no real fetishes, I'll try most anything once though.
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): 2 ... I wasn't annoyed at all, but I get annoyed when people think something fine they did might have actually annoyed me

I'm scared.

Thar, thar, child o' mine. *pats you on the back* Thar, thar.
It'll soon all be over.

 

[Negativity Bias]

Age: 19
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: White
Personality trait you are proudest of: Bluntness
(best guess) Profession: Critic
Hobby you most identify with: Video Games
Country of origin: USA

Favorite subject: Design
Favorite author/book (if any):
Favorite movie (if any): Army of Darkness
Favorite actor (if any): Bill Hader
Favorite sport (if any): Hockey
Are you a superstitious person?: No
Favorite music genera: Video game music

Sexuality: Straight
Favorite song: Street Fighter Alpha 2 Dan Theme
Religious affiliation: None
Satisfaction with life (1-10): Indifferent
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Single but not really looking for a relationship
Fetishes (if any):
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): Indifferent

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Age:

25 in people years.

Gender:

**looks down** Male.

Ethnicity:

**Travels backward in time in his Delorean, sees his furry ancestors roaming around the jungle looking for nuts and hiding in trees from giant lizard creatures. Goes forward in time more, sees an ancestor picking his teeth with a tiny bone while flies buzz around him. Steps back into his Delorean; flames spread on the path behind the car. He watches centuries pass over the span of seconds. In his eyeballs there are flashes of wars, hurricanes, death, destruction, a baby being born, two people kissing on a beach, a spaceship in low-earth orbit, some people in suits talking seriously, more death and destruction, a few more babies, and the internet.**

Oh, I'm Puerto Rican and German.

Personality trait you are proudest of:

My penis.

(best guess) Profession:

Salsa dancer, secret agent, wandering ronin, shipwrecked captain, stranger to life, friend to few, understood by fewer.

Hobby you most identify with:

Reading, writing, learning.

Country of origin:

America, the front seat in the freak show.

Favorite subject:

Philosophy, psychology, english.

Favorite author/book (if any):

No favorite authors. I'd feel guilty if I left one out.

Favorite movie (if any):

Same applies with movies as with authors.

Favorite actor (if any):

Daniel Day Lewis.

Favorite sport (if any):

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

Are you a superstitious person?:

No. I'm a realist but I don't know what reality is.

Favorite music genera:

Jazz or classical or classic rock or hip-hop or.... basically some of everything.

Sexuality:

Willing.

Favorite song:

That one violinist in the subway who you won't look in the eyes.

Religious affiliation:

Strongly agnostic about everything but atheist too.

Satisfaction with life (1-10):

It shoots up to 10 and then goes back down to 6 or 5.

Relationship status/satisfaction thereof:

Single/satisfied

Fetishes (if any):

It's illegal in most countries, involves a parachute, a chinchilla and a jar of pickles.

How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10):

I have to pee.

 

[Jennywocky]

Oh @Kilgore Trout..... you just always crack me up.

I do have to ask if that's dill pickles, or just plain ol' bread and butter style, though.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Oh @Kilgore Trout..... you just always crack me up.

I do have to ask if that's dill pickles, or just plain ol' bread and butter style, though.

I have a serious problem and that is I can't take myself seriously. In regards to your question, yes, dill pickles. It's just not the same with relish in a bottle. You can't squeeze enough out in time, especially with the high wind velocity and a horned dwarf gnawing at your back.

 

[Draco Solaris]

Eh, why the hell not.

Age: 18
Gender: M
Ethnicity: Filipino-American
Personality trait you are proudest of: Flexibility
(best guess) Profession: Student?
Hobby you most identify with: Cooking or reading, I guess.
Country of origin: United States

Favorite subject: Math and sciences, to be broad.
Favorite author/book (if any): Not sure. I'll say Oscar Wilde.
Favorite movie (if any): Also not sure. I'll say Kentucky Fried Movie.
Favorite actor (if any): Robert Downey Jr., I suppose.
Favorite sport (if any): Toss up between skiing and shooting (guns/bows)
Are you a superstitious person?: Not at all.
Favorite music genera: Progressive rock.

Sexuality: Straight.
Favorite song: If I Could Fly, Joe Satriani.
Religious affiliation: n/a
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 3 or 4?
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Single and unsatisfied therewith.
Fetishes (if any): Uncertain.
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): Not.

 

[stubborness]

Age: 10-1*2+1*3-1*4+1*5-1*6+1*7+1*7-1
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Personality trait you are proudest of: Adaptability
(best guess) Profession: Linguistics Anthropology.
Hobby you most identify with: Gaming/Reading.
Country of origin: United States.

Favorite subject: Foreign Language.
Favorite author/book (if any): (I'll give you genre instead) fantasy/mystery/based on non-fiction.
Favorite movie (if any):
Favorite actor (if any): Summer Glau, or the person who played Willow in Buffy the Vamp. Slayer.
Favorite sport (if any):
Are you a superstitious person?: Not really.
Favorite music genera: Rock

Sexuality: Gay.
Favorite song: Howling - Abingdon Boy School
Religious affiliation: -None-
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 5
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Single, 5. Randomly feel lonely and want a partner, most of them time like "meh".
Fetishes (if any): Erm..Slight bsdm. Can't think of others.
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): None? 0? 1?

 

[that]

Age: 25
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Mediterranean
Personality trait you are proudest of: Being laid back or Honesty.
(best guess) Profession: I work for my Dad, and he's a farmer.
Hobby you most identify with: Reading/writing, cooking, stalking people on the internet.
Country of origin: Canada

Favorite subject: English, Philosophy
Favorite author/book (if any): Guy Gavriel Kay, J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis(and many, many more)
Favorite movie (if any): There're too many to name.
Favorite actor (if any): Anthony Hopkins, Audrey Hepburn, Jonny Depp, Cristopher Walken, Morgan Freeman, etc. etc. etc..
Favorite sport (if any): Volleyball(to play), Hockey(to watch)
Are you a superstitious person?: Probably not
Favorite music genera: Metal(Djent to be specific) or Brostep

Sexuality: Heterosexual
Favorite song: Demiurge(Meshuggah)or Behind the Sun(Meshuggah)
Religious affiliation: None/Agnostic
Satisfaction with life (1-10): 6-8
Relationship status/satisfaction thereof: Single, unsatisfied
Fetishes(if any): Slight foot fetish and a bit of an oil fetish(if that's even a thing).
How annoyed at me are you now? (1-10): A surprising 0