Personality Cafe banner
1 - 20 of 124 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
49 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
Just a weird game. Only INFP can participate.
Instruction: chat like a non-INFP.
If we can do it, then we are much more awesome because we can move to the other group and chat without being noticed that we are INFP (Just hiding your personality type for fun.)

I go first:

Keeping fit is simple. Just do more workout regularly.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
105 Posts
Agreed! I like to go to the gym after work. Work is great. Stocks are looking good today. Loving the stocks on the Wall Street. Good stuff.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,125 Posts
I think we need a World War 3.
Us humans must cherish Darwinism. I have no idea why it became so unpopular in this day and age. Why can't people understand wars is what keep our population from overflowing? Plus, let's be real, resources are scarce, and because of that, it must go to those that really know how to utilize it for their nation.

So yes, I totally agree. Today's politicians really have no concept for human longevity. War World III is needed sooner rather than later.

 
I felt so queasy writing this, and it's so scary I've come across other people whom would really root for this cause.
 

·
Registered
4w5
Joined
·
1,535 Posts
Us humans must cherish Darwinism. I have no idea why it became so unpopular in this day and age. Why can't people understand wars is what keep our population from overflowing? Plus, let's be real, resources are scarce, and because of that, it must go to those that really know how to utilize it for their nation.

So yes, I totally agree. Today's politicians really have no concept for human longevity. War World III is needed sooner rather than later.

 
I felt so queasy writing this, and it's so scary I've come across other people whom would really root for this cause.
Hitler wasn't that bad, really. He never actually ordered to murder someone, right? Like what the fuck, people are overreacting to be honest. Brb, getting a new dog. My last one was killed when some kid in the street kicked it, ew, it was so disgusting to see that dog on the street. Stupid animal.

I feel so disgusting right now. I should not have entered this thread. There are actually people who think like this...
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
220 Posts
I don't understand all this environment-hussle. Organic food, alternative energy source, worrying about ecological balance ... What is this movement all about? Things are good as they go, why all this romantic bs? Poeple want convenience and efficiency, that's the only real stuff.

Also: This is a boring thread.

Edit:
It's not.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
74 Posts
I stroll on the internet for the black market, and buy a nuke. Then i would launch the nuke on the Moon, not giving a shit about the dangerous aftermath effects it will bring on Earth. Also Fidel Castro is my hero, because he almost led the world into World War 3.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
365 Posts
I see you're not signed up for a credit card with us, Why not??
If you sign up with us we can waive the fees that I just charged you (intentionally because I'm hoping you're going to sign up with us)
Oh you don't want to sign up with us (I'll ask it in a tone that makes you feel inadequate for not having a credit card)
But bad credit is better than no credit!
Okay! Next time you come i'll be ready to sign you up!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
7,063 Posts
Sorry I'm late. Just got home from the game. My team lost so I had to go get wasted and set cars on fire and loot small businesses. It was a blast!! *sigh* This will be such a great story for my children someday.

But now it's back to biz and time to go to the mall!!
I know you didn't mean it in this way, but I'm in a playfully trolling mood right now:

Which type is most likely to riot after a sports game? :laughing:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
154 Posts
Hey man, fuck this homo-pedo lobby. I feel like I should be ashamed that I'm cis white christian male in this stupid immoral world which knows no real values. Faggotry is against nature, penis belongs to vagina, why do you think god gave it to you?! And, fuck those commies who think that I cannot chop down all my forests and do something more lucrative with the land, like setting up toxic junkyards. It's my property, for god's sake! Do you know, how much more $$ & bitches could I have?
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,436 Posts
Guys, guys! I just called a stripper to come and join the thread. It's gonna be wild! Awesome way to celebrate @TuesdaysChild even though it's not her birthday!










Edit: wtf am I doing. I thought tuesdayschild made the thread because she was on top of this page. Anyway, I'll defend myself by reminding that randomly doing this kind of thing to girls I don't know isn't very INFPish.
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,760 Posts
I know you didn't mean it in this way, but I'm in a playfully trolling mood right now:

Which type is most likely to riot after a sports game? :laughing:

Judging by the size of the crowds that participate, I would guess a lot of them! Likely ESTP types get the ball rolling on the physical stuff simply because of all the outward adrenaline, but they are quickly joined by others!

Guys, guys! I just called a stripper to come and join the thread. It's gonna be wild! Awesome way to celebrate @TuesdaysChild even though it's not her birthday!

Edit: wtf am I doing. I thought tuesdayschild made the thread because she was on top of this page. Anyway, I'll defend myself by reminding that randomly doing this kind of thing to girls I don't know isn't very INFPish.
Did you just...... call me a stripper???



:tongue:
 

·
Retired Administrator
Joined
·
18,092 Posts
I'm so happy because I finally got the new Iphone Ballsack Intruder Machine.

It's really neat because now I can take pictures of my handsome husband, baby triplets, and myself, with our matching red, white, and blue pants suits for the 4th of July, and it automatically uploads them onto Facebook without my even having to ask it to (and I can even program it to insert glittering text such as "Go Team America!" across the bottom of the photos, and automatically send to everyone on my contact list at exactly 4pm on the 4th!)

And it also has all the top 40 songs as ringtones, with automatic updates as the songs change in popularity! Gotta go wash my car now...but you're all invited to my Tupperware party at 6!

Don't forget to bring your wax strips, because I'll also have an eyebrow and facial hair specialist to teach proper grooming techniques. Feel free to bring your frumpy friends, and maybe we can get them ready for the Single Mingle party I'm hosting for those unfortunates who haven't found their dear husband, snookie poodle (I know I don't need it, but I do want to reach out and benefit the less fortunate).

(I don't think there are actually people like this, but it was silly and fun to write.)
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
2,436 Posts
Did you just...... call me a stripper???
No... where I'm from it's just pretty custom when a young guy has a big birthday, a bachelor party or whatever, to call a stripper. I think this in poor taste and not very INFPish. My mind had somehow persuaded me that you made the thread because you've made a few lately and you were on top of this page, so I tried to make a joke about calling a stripper for your birthday because you were sort of the host here, and later I would probably have posted a picture of a fat guy dancing... well, all right maybe the joke wasn't very clear, okay? I'm sorry! and also I totally blew it by referencing you randomly, and, ehm, whatever, I'll find something to punish myself with. :frustrating:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
1,760 Posts
No... where I'm from it's just pretty custom when a young guy has a big birthday, a bachelor party or whatever, to call a stripper. I think this in poor taste and not very INFPish. My mind had somehow persuaded me that you made the thread because you've made a few lately and you were on top of this page, so I tried to make a joke about calling a stripper for your birthday because you were sort of the host here, and later I would probably have posted a picture of a fat guy dancing... well, all right maybe the joke wasn't very clear, okay? I'm sorry! and also I totally blew it by referencing you randomly, and, ehm, whatever, I'll find something to punish myself with. :frustrating:
Lol, I should have said did you imply *I* was a stripper, not rang one up for me :laughing:

It is okay, my unicorn. Do not punish thyself. Tis why I placed a tongueis emoticonis underneath :tongue:
 
1 - 20 of 124 Posts
Top