One man's gargoyle is another man's mona lisa.I don't mean to brag or anything, but I have once been called a gargoyle faced bitch.
I didn't say anything about giving you my mum's number. You leave her out of this!That's the sleep deprivation again. I didn't mean to say you, but hey why not? We're dating now, but it is only so I can have a threesome with your parents.
Even if they don't find me hot, it's fine the OP says a dude will cheat even with a 10 at home, so the real question is how hot is your mom?