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So....

I'm one of those competitive dicks that doesn't play well with others.

I've been known to split the party. In like Catan I've built roads around people so they couldn't do anything. In Civ I'm always going to nuke my friends. In CK2 I just try to fuck my friends wives (which always somehow makes me really good at the rest of the game?) In stardew I've started my own farm without my friends so I can do what I want without them being annoying. I didn't like portal 2 because it's too team mate dependant. In don't starve together I set up a base when no one else is around and idiot proof it before letting people join. I've taken over portals in twilight imperium that I didn't need to fuck someone else over. Etc.

You know those assholes. I'd probably get along well with dota2 players. I've been told to play it because I'm a dick.


alright.

the thing is... I like the idea of playing a game with my SO or good friends without screwing them over, but I can't seem to do that even in like Minecraft.

so... Are there any co op games based on me being a terrible person that you could recommend where my friends/so won't hate me for playing together?

thanks :)
 

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Perhaps we have to give up on cooperative games altogether. Working together to achieve something can be nice, sure, but does it really beat seeing the look on someone's face as you screw over their carefully formulated plan?
 

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Perhaps we have to give up on cooperative games altogether. Working together to achieve something can be nice, sure, but does it really beat seeing the look on someone's face as you screw over their carefully formulated plan?
Exactly. And I'm sooo good at doing that.

Speaking of. That reminds me I need to do my mideval2 turn :)
 

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Play an action RPG with a party and just steal all the good loot. They can't really get 'too upset' cause there will always be better drops, but in those moments, you'll always feel the glory of getting the best gear that you don't even technically need. Also, there's usually enough individual game requirements/metrics to meet within them to keep yourself and the others occupied, so it's not like you have to spend every moment together questing.
 
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Have you never heard of Trappers Delight?

What about the card game Red Flags? There’s a virtual simulation of it somewhere you could play if in person isn’t possible.
 

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Maybe try to play a co-op game that'll allow you to be the team "maverick" while still benefiting the team by slaughtering mass quantities of enemies. Like maybe play as Krieg in Borderlands 2. Call me a heretic, but I actually like playing as Roland in Borderlands 1. Co-op is where he shines.
 
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