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Ok, I stole this from ISFPs.

This might be intresting and amusing.

"Why you are loughing"
"What are you smiling/laughing"
"You look so wasted/tired/bored"
"Are you living here in laboratory?"
Someone: "Have you done it yet"

Edit. removed the pit offtopic / misleading parts and posted to own reply..
 

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Puppy comes home from being neutered.

Husband: What do you think they did with his balls?
Me (snoozing might I add): They put em on a necklace and sent em to Canarsie. How the hell should I know?
 

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In class....
ENFP: Why do you look so sad?
ISTP:*annoyed* I'm trying to listen stfu..
ENFP: *Tries to say something funny to "chear" ISTP up*
ISTP: *calm serious voice* I have a secret to tell you
ENFP: Whats that?
ISTP: *deadpan* I'm going to set you on fire...
 

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Around a bonfire:

Unknown type: Oh no, I have to sit next to *madhatter*.
Me: Move.
 

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People... it's common things said to an ISTP, not by an ISTP. :)

That being said... I can't really think of anything other than the ubiquitous and dreaded "You need a hug!"
 

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Yeah, most common comments I get:

"You ok/pissed/sad/negative emotion?"

"You should smile/talk more."

"What's wrong?"

"You need someone to talk to?"

"Are you mad at me?"

"What's that look for?"

"Are you tired/bored?"

...................*swallows grenade*
I have heard these so many times that it isn't even funny.
 

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People... it's common things said to an ISTP, not by an ISTP. :)

That being said... I can't really think of anything other than the ubiquitous and dreaded "You need a hug!"
My bad.

In that case, "Are you having fun? Are you sure?"
 

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ugh not this again...didn't we kinda do this in the ISTP and smiling thread? And the Are you intimidating thread?

I think reborn summed up all those questions for the most part. It must be really intriguing to others why we can actually be quiet and enjoy our own company. Woe the enigmatic ISTP.
 

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Other: I wouldn't touch that, it's dangerous.
Me: It's okay you see I've got it under contr....OH S***!!

This has applied to a number of situations with me as of late. :crazy:
Lol! Reminds me of my old ISTP roommate. And he always responded, "It's okay!" He was certainly the epitome of ISTP mechanic type.

I actually had two ISTP roommates at the same time. We had a very SP household for a little while there, as there was also an ESFP and me, an ISFP. Ha. Lots of good times were had!

Others:
"Do we really need two televisions and two xbox's in the living room?"
"Can you help me with my car? It's making funny noises?" (Or really, going to them for any car needs.)
"Are you really going to wear that with that?" (The ISTP boys I knew were not good at synthesizing clothes together.)
"Grilling in the backyard, again??"
"Want to go to the party?" ISTP's seem to always be up for anything. Or really, SP's in general. Ha!
 

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People... it's common things said to an ISTP, not by an ISTP. :)

That being said... I can't really think of anything other than the ubiquitous and dreaded "You need a hug!"
Ha ha.

It's interesting how so many of you answered with what you say. Self centred much? ha ha. I meant that as a joke so if anyone even tries to be offended you can just piss off.
 

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'You're mean'. Which I usually take as a joke because obviously they arent scared of telling me that Im mean.

'Can you explain what X is?'

'Why didnt you tell us that?'

'So cute!' Said by meanies.

'You're so erratic/random'.

oh and 'no more hugs for you'.
 

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"Oh no. Don't tell me you're going to do that. Stop. STOP. OMGDON'TDOOOTHAT!!!! Graahhhh!!!!"

I have to say this at least once a day to my ISTP, 99% of the time in our kitchen. Let's just say there's a lot of cleanup afterward, and the cat is often the casualty.

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"Um. Well, don't just stand/lie there. Are you going to....? "

(regarding everything from kissing to taking out the trash, sigh)

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"Where WERE you? Did you fall into a wormhole or something?!"

(his sense of time is a little warped)

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sorry if this sounds like I have a bit of animosity... we're still working on these bugs. ;)
 

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"dude, really?"
"your insane!"
"why are you always alone?"
"hey can you help me with Z?"
"your not making any sense"

@Seamaid so what does he do then?
 
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