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I had an interesting conversation today with my INFP friend, and I thought it would make a great thread starter for those who like to share their quirky friendship conversations. (At least, those that can be shared!)
(Posted on friend's wall): I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, BUT YOU WEREN'T AVAILABLE FOR CHAT. ALSO, MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK!
Color-coded for your convenient reading!
Friend: AHHH
Me: THIS IS SERIOUSLY A PROBLEM
Friend: A SERIOUSLY PROBLEM INDEED
Me: YES
Friend: A CATASTROPHE
Seth... [my name]
Me: INDEED
Friend: I had a date last night.
Me: YES
Friend:
:0
Me: THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A CATASTROPHE
Friend: That last smiley there is inappropriate.
That :0 one.
Me: THIS IS A PHENOMENALITY
I HAD TO MAKE UP A WORD
Friend: BUT NONE THE LESS.....MMMM...
Me: TO DESCRIBE THIS OCCASION
Friend: I had milkshake at Steak N Shake
I felt like teenage [teacher's last name]s. (Backstory: extremely formal couple. We joke about them a lot.)
Me: I FUCKING LOVE MILKSHAKES
Friend: I DO TOO
ECSPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE IT WITH A GIRL WHO IS VERY PRETTY
AND VERY SMART
Me: Did you have raunchy phone talking while you took off your sweaters and loosened your button-down shirt collars? (This one in specific is something the "drama club kids" loved to joke about. I'm not joking when I say they were unbelievably formal, even when just going out to eat.)
Friend: Maybe the first part the night before the date....
MMM
I didn't have my suspenders handy.
I had a blast though
Me: Good
I want a date, but alas, at the moment it would be for naught
Friend: understandable
Me: Such is the nature of a college-bound youth
Friend: SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER
I COULD...YA KNOW...
Me: I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING
Friend: Identical twins, man.
MMMMM.....
Me: COFFEE NIGHTS WITH THE TWIN
Friend: I can tell the difference.
Me: OBVIOUSLY
Friend: hahaha
yes
Me: Hey, how much longer are you going to be on? Cuz I actually have work to do right now, but I don't want to leave chat if you're leaving soon >_>
Friend: uHH
I don't knw.
*know
I plan on heading out in a few.
Me: I'll stay on. There's about a 60% chance that these complaints have already been filed.
Both owners of the aforementioned properties are dead... sooo
There's not much we can do
Can't take dead people and German citizens to court
Friend: ha
True...
Me: Which is the situation one of the houses is in
The other, the owners are just plain dead
Friend: Seth, I have a girlfriend.
This is a predicament.
Me: I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY FOR YOU
HOW IS THIS A PREDICAMENT
TAKE HER WITH YOU TO AIF
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND
AIT (He's in the Air Force. AIT = Advanced Infantry Training)
Friend: But this means...
Me and you...
*sigh*...
Me: It's okay, she'll never know
Friend: Seth...
No more talk of darkness....
Me: Allay your wide-eyed fears
Friend: Forget these wide eyed fears...
Me: It's me!
Friend: aif?
Me: AIT DAMMIT I CORRECTED MYSELF
Friend: OH
I can't.
But I would.
Me: YES YOU CAN
Friend: no sir...
YES WE CAN
Me: DON'T QUESTION ME
YES
WE CAN
Friend: Didn't you learn ANYTHING from Barry?
Me: The saxophone!?
HIS VOICE IS LAUGHABLY LOW PITCHED
Friend: We are not amused.
*throw lettuce*
Me: D:
I am not a rabbit
I FIND THIS CONVERSATION HIGHLY AMUSING
Friend: You will eat it
And you will like it!
Good.
Me: It's 98% water
I WOULD RATHER HAVE TAP WATER
Friend: Boondock Saints II
You need to watch it.
Me: I wanted to watch it, but I did not.
[Friend]...
Think of me...
Friend: Seth...
Me: Think of me fondly
Friend: I did...last night...during...
Me: When you say goooodbyyyye
DURING THE RAUNCHY PHONE TALKING?!!!
Friend: UH
ANYWAYS
It's nice outside...
Me: I LOVE YOU
Friend: I love Phantom.
hahaha
Me: Hells yes
Friend: That too....
Me: OKAY
NOW I'M CONFUSED
REFERENCE OVERLOAD
I imagine a robot would type in all caps.
It prevents the mind from adding inflection, methinks.
Friend: Did you drink coffee this morning?
Me: But really, I gotta go.
COMPLAINTS MUST BE FILED! JUSTICE MUST BE BROUGHT UPON THE FRONT LAWNS AND SIDINGS OF [TOWN]! (I enforce exterior building and property ordinances for my city.)
Friend: You do that.
I SAY GOOD DAY SIR.
(Posted on friend's wall): I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, BUT YOU WEREN'T AVAILABLE FOR CHAT. ALSO, MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK!
Color-coded for your convenient reading!
Friend: AHHH
Me: THIS IS SERIOUSLY A PROBLEM
Friend: A SERIOUSLY PROBLEM INDEED
Me: YES
Friend: A CATASTROPHE
Seth... [my name]
Me: INDEED
Friend: I had a date last night.
Me: YES
Friend:
Me: THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A CATASTROPHE
Friend: That last smiley there is inappropriate.
That :0 one.
Me: THIS IS A PHENOMENALITY
I HAD TO MAKE UP A WORD
Friend: BUT NONE THE LESS.....MMMM...
Me: TO DESCRIBE THIS OCCASION
Friend: I had milkshake at Steak N Shake
I felt like teenage [teacher's last name]s. (Backstory: extremely formal couple. We joke about them a lot.)
Me: I FUCKING LOVE MILKSHAKES
Friend: I DO TOO
ECSPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE IT WITH A GIRL WHO IS VERY PRETTY
AND VERY SMART
Me: Did you have raunchy phone talking while you took off your sweaters and loosened your button-down shirt collars? (This one in specific is something the "drama club kids" loved to joke about. I'm not joking when I say they were unbelievably formal, even when just going out to eat.)
Friend: Maybe the first part the night before the date....
MMM
I didn't have my suspenders handy.
I had a blast though
Me: Good
I want a date, but alas, at the moment it would be for naught
Friend: understandable
Me: Such is the nature of a college-bound youth
Friend: SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER
I COULD...YA KNOW...
Me: I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING
Friend: Identical twins, man.
MMMMM.....
Me: COFFEE NIGHTS WITH THE TWIN
Friend: I can tell the difference.
Me: OBVIOUSLY
Friend: hahaha
yes
Me: Hey, how much longer are you going to be on? Cuz I actually have work to do right now, but I don't want to leave chat if you're leaving soon >_>
Friend: uHH
I don't knw.
*know
I plan on heading out in a few.
Me: I'll stay on. There's about a 60% chance that these complaints have already been filed.
Both owners of the aforementioned properties are dead... sooo
There's not much we can do
Can't take dead people and German citizens to court
Friend: ha
True...
Me: Which is the situation one of the houses is in
The other, the owners are just plain dead
Friend: Seth, I have a girlfriend.
This is a predicament.
Me: I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY FOR YOU
HOW IS THIS A PREDICAMENT
TAKE HER WITH YOU TO AIF
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND
AIT (He's in the Air Force. AIT = Advanced Infantry Training)
Friend: But this means...
Me and you...
*sigh*...
Me: It's okay, she'll never know
Friend: Seth...
No more talk of darkness....
Me: Allay your wide-eyed fears
Friend: Forget these wide eyed fears...
Me: It's me!
Friend: aif?
Me: AIT DAMMIT I CORRECTED MYSELF
Friend: OH
I can't.
But I would.
Me: YES YOU CAN
Friend: no sir...
YES WE CAN
Me: DON'T QUESTION ME
YES
WE CAN
Friend: Didn't you learn ANYTHING from Barry?
Me: The saxophone!?
HIS VOICE IS LAUGHABLY LOW PITCHED
Friend: We are not amused.
*throw lettuce*
Me: D:
I am not a rabbit
I FIND THIS CONVERSATION HIGHLY AMUSING
Friend: You will eat it
And you will like it!
Good.
Me: It's 98% water
I WOULD RATHER HAVE TAP WATER
Friend: Boondock Saints II
You need to watch it.
Me: I wanted to watch it, but I did not.
[Friend]...
Think of me...
Friend: Seth...
Me: Think of me fondly
Friend: I did...last night...during...
Me: When you say goooodbyyyye
DURING THE RAUNCHY PHONE TALKING?!!!
Friend: UH
ANYWAYS
It's nice outside...
Me: I LOVE YOU
Friend: I love Phantom.
hahaha
Me: Hells yes
Friend: That too....
Me: OKAY
NOW I'M CONFUSED
REFERENCE OVERLOAD
I imagine a robot would type in all caps.
It prevents the mind from adding inflection, methinks.
Friend: Did you drink coffee this morning?
Me: But really, I gotta go.
Friend: You do that.
I SAY GOOD DAY SIR.