[WMDistraction]

I had an interesting conversation today with my INFP friend, and I thought it would make a great thread starter for those who like to share their quirky friendship conversations. (At least, those that can be shared!)

(Posted on friend's wall): I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, BUT YOU WEREN'T AVAILABLE FOR CHAT. ALSO, MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK!

Color-coded for your convenient reading!

Friend: AHHH
Me: THIS IS SERIOUSLY A PROBLEM
Friend: A SERIOUSLY PROBLEM INDEED
Me: YES
Friend: A CATASTROPHE
Seth... [my name]
Me: INDEED
Friend: I had a date last night.
Me: YES
Friend: :0
Me: THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A CATASTROPHE
Friend: That last smiley there is inappropriate.
That :0 one.
Me: THIS IS A PHENOMENALITY
I HAD TO MAKE UP A WORD
Friend: BUT NONE THE LESS.....MMMM...
Me: TO DESCRIBE THIS OCCASION
Friend: I had milkshake at Steak N Shake
I felt like teenage [teacher's last name]s. (Backstory: extremely formal couple. We joke about them a lot.)
Me: I FUCKING LOVE MILKSHAKES
Friend: I DO TOO
ECSPECIALLY WHEN I HAVE IT WITH A GIRL WHO IS VERY PRETTY
AND VERY SMART
Me: Did you have raunchy phone talking while you took off your sweaters and loosened your button-down shirt collars? (This one in specific is something the "drama club kids" loved to joke about. I'm not joking when I say they were unbelievably formal, even when just going out to eat.)
Friend: Maybe the first part the night before the date....
MMM
I didn't have my suspenders handy.
I had a blast though
Me: Good
I want a date, but alas, at the moment it would be for naught
Friend: understandable
Me: Such is the nature of a college-bound youth
Friend: SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER
I COULD...YA KNOW...
Me: I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING
Friend: Identical twins, man.
MMMMM.....
Me: COFFEE NIGHTS WITH THE TWIN
Friend: I can tell the difference.
Me: OBVIOUSLY
Friend: hahaha
yes
Me: Hey, how much longer are you going to be on? Cuz I actually have work to do right now, but I don't want to leave chat if you're leaving soon >_>
Friend: uHH
I don't knw.
*know
I plan on heading out in a few.
Me: I'll stay on. There's about a 60% chance that these complaints have already been filed.
Both owners of the aforementioned properties are dead... sooo
There's not much we can do
Can't take dead people and German citizens to court
Friend: ha
True...
Me: Which is the situation one of the houses is in
The other, the owners are just plain dead
Friend: Seth, I have a girlfriend.
This is a predicament.
Me: I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY FOR YOU
HOW IS THIS A PREDICAMENT
TAKE HER WITH YOU TO AIF
SHE'LL UNDERSTAND
AIT (He's in the Air Force. AIT = Advanced Infantry Training)
Friend: But this means...
Me and you...
*sigh*...
Me: It's okay, she'll never know
Friend: Seth...
No more talk of darkness....
Me: Allay your wide-eyed fears
Friend: Forget these wide eyed fears...
Me: It's me!
Friend: aif?
Me: AIT DAMMIT I CORRECTED MYSELF
Friend: OH
I can't.
But I would.
Me: YES YOU CAN
Friend: no sir...
YES WE CAN
Me: DON'T QUESTION ME
YES
WE CAN
Friend: Didn't you learn ANYTHING from Barry?
Me: The saxophone!?
HIS VOICE IS LAUGHABLY LOW PITCHED
Friend: We are not amused.
*throw lettuce*
Me: D:
I am not a rabbit
I FIND THIS CONVERSATION HIGHLY AMUSING
Friend: You will eat it
And you will like it!
Good.
Me: It's 98% water
I WOULD RATHER HAVE TAP WATER
Friend: Boondock Saints II
You need to watch it.
Me: I wanted to watch it, but I did not.
[Friend]...
Think of me...
Friend: Seth...
Me: Think of me fondly
Friend: I did...last night...during...
Me: When you say goooodbyyyye
DURING THE RAUNCHY PHONE TALKING?!!!
Friend: UH
ANYWAYS
It's nice outside...
Me: I LOVE YOU
Friend: I love Phantom.
hahaha
Me: Hells yes
Friend: That too....
Me: OKAY
NOW I'M CONFUSED
REFERENCE OVERLOAD
I imagine a robot would type in all caps.
It prevents the mind from adding inflection, methinks.
Friend: Did you drink coffee this morning?
Me: But really, I gotta go. COMPLAINTS MUST BE FILED! JUSTICE MUST BE BROUGHT UPON THE FRONT LAWNS AND SIDINGS OF [TOWN]! (I enforce exterior building and property ordinances for my city.)
Friend: You do that.
I SAY GOOD DAY SIR.

 

[Kitten]

Oh thank goodness, this topic is very much needed! :tongue:

I have a whole "conversations" tag in my LiveJournal, and many others in my head I could list out, but I just begin with a simple perverted one for now... this was a group MSN conversation:


Absol says:
My pen---nevermind XDD
Kitten says:
o.o
Taileh says:
<.<
Absol says:
brb, attempting to multitask
Kitten says:
Your pen that you write with, right?
Taileh says:
"write" yes
Kitten says:
With "ink"
Taileh says:
White ink
Taileh says:
Or yellow
Taileh says:
Or red
Taileh says:
<.<
Kitten says:
"ball"point pens
Taileh says:
XDDDDDDDD
Kitten says:
XDDDDDDDDD
LaPoap says:
mmmm
Kitten says:
Absol, did you see all of that?
Taileh says:
I'll give you ball point pen
Kitten says:
Sometimes you have to put a cap on it, though
Absol says:
OMG I LEFT AND...... XDD

 

[Vanilambrozja]

Hey I really like this thread!

Ohh I had so many funny conversations with my friends..

Maybe when i will thinking more about that i will write some;P

 

[kaycee]

A lot of my friends have very off color humor, but here is a safe one from yesterday...

Friend (4:22:11 PM): sweet! i just found some exlax bars in my desk that look just like regular chocolate bars. this will make a fantastic practical joke
Kaycee (4:22:34 PM): oh you men and your jokes
Kaycee (4:25:12 PM): who are you going to give them to? dad?
Friend (4:25:20 PM): hmmmmmmmmm
Friend (4:25:23 PM): good question
Friend (4:26:03 PM): if i take them out of the exlax wrapper, and then forget to use them on someone soon, there's a very real possibility that some time in the near future i will accidently take them myself
Kaycee (4:26:16 PM): hahahahahaha
Kaycee (4:26:33 PM): that would be k-k-k-karma chameleon
Friend (4:26:37 PM): therefore, time is of the essence
Friend (4:26:46 PM): ha, good kkk reference
Friend (4:26:51 PM): i shall have to use that
Kaycee (4:26:58 PM): and boy george reference
Kaycee (4:27:03 PM): which was what i was going for
Kaycee (4:27:12 PM): but kkk works too
Friend (4:28:02 PM): bingo! new joke: why did boy george refuse to join the klan? because he didn't want bad k k k karma chameleon
Kaycee (4:28:11 PM): hahahahahahaha
Friend (4:28:13 PM): no, that sucks, i can do better with that
Friend (4:28:18 PM): maybe
Kaycee (4:28:18 PM): no i really laughed
Kaycee (4:28:27 PM): in fact...
Friend (4:28:46 PM): if there were some way to work a lizzard into this joke, it would be perfect
Friend (4:29:35 PM): why did boy george refuse to purchase the racist lizzard from the pet store? because he didn't want no bad k k k karma chameleon
Kaycee (4:29:43 PM): too much
Friend (4:29:52 PM): what do you mean too much?
Kaycee (4:29:58 PM): it is trying too hard
Friend (4:30:10 PM): in order for the joke to work, we HAVE to account for the chameleon
Kaycee (4:30:21 PM): i see where it is going before the punchline
Friend (4:30:45 PM): no no no...only because you JUST WROTE k k k karma chameleon
Friend (4:31:09 PM): had you not done that, the punchline would have been the perfect, ironic, punchline-esque punchline
Friend (4:31:45 PM): like, if just out of the blue, i had asked you why boy george refused to purchase the racist lizzard, you woulda said "idk?"
Friend (4:32:10 PM): in fact, ima post this in cd social, and see if i get a laugh
Kaycee (4:32:23 PM): no, because i am a boy george afficionado and would know
Kaycee (4:32:51 PM): lets come up with an ABBA joke now
Friend (4:33:16 PM): abba?
Kaycee (4:33:25 PM): ABBA
Kaycee (4:33:34 PM): you know ABBA
Friend (4:33:41 PM): is that a rhyme scheme?
Kaycee (4:34:05 PM): mamma mia? dancing queen? they are only the greatest swedish pop band ever
Friend (4:34:20 PM): ?
Friend (4:34:28 PM): what's one of their hits?
Kaycee (4:34:36 PM): i just named them
Kaycee (4:34:41 PM): Dacing Queen
Kaycee (4:34:43 PM): Mamma Mia
Kaycee (4:34:52 PM): they made a musical, and then a movie of their songs
Friend (4:34:56 PM): "young and sweet, only seventeen"?
Kaycee (4:34:58 PM): yes
Friend (4:35:02 PM): aaaah

 

[Ming]

(9:01 PM) Ming --- has changed his/her status to Online
(9:01 PM) -: +_+
MING !
(9:01 PM) [xx-lady]: OMG MINg
(9:01 PM) -: #($^(#^$(#^$(#^$
(9:01 PM) [xx-lady]: UJRKE
MINNNNG
(9:01 PM) -: Sent an ink message:

(9:01 PM) [xx-lady]: LOL
(9:01 PM) -: hes not answering D: <
whyy ?!
(9:06 PM) Ming --- has changed his/her status to Idle
(9:11 PM) Ming --- has changed his/her status to Online
(9:11 PM) Ming ---: hey
o.o I'm back
wassup
(9:11 PM) -: OMFOGO O: <
YOOOU AARREE LAATE ): <
(9:11 PM) [xx-lady]: OMG
I KNOW
(9:12 PM) -: VEEERRY LAATE ): <
(9:12 PM) Ming ---: for what
(9:12 PM) -: iono . this convo ?
(9:12 PM) Ming ---: o. anything important to say
(9:12 PM) -: yees !
hey ming
(9:12 PM) Ming ---: hey
(9:13 PM) [xx-lady]: MING
HOW
ARE
YOU
=D
(9:13 PM) Ming ---: good
Still gay last time i checked
uhh still the same
uhh confidence problems
self esteem drops for no reason
joins psychology forum
(9:13 PM) [xx-lady]: ..
(9:13 PM) Ming ---: cause he nwats ot be a psychiatrist
wants*
(9:13 PM) [xx-lady]: OH
i wanted to too
(9:13 PM) -: : D ! grow some good confidence by joining a debating teeaam
(9:13 PM) [xx-lady]: but daddy says
(9:13 PM) -: o-O
(9:13 PM) Ming ---: I joined debating in year 3-6
(9:13 PM) [xx-lady]: 'if you talk to crazy people you'll become a crazy person!'
(9:14 PM) -: psychology forum ?
:L
(9:14 PM) [xx-lady]: -facedesk-
(9:14 PM) -: naah, thats not true ):
you talk to me all the time, and your not crazy yet ):
(9:14 PM) [xx-lady]: :L
its what DAD says
(9:15 PM) -: yup yur dad is wrong (Y)
miiing D: whats a psychology forum ?
online forum ? meeting ? when was it ?
(9:16 PM) Ming ---: well
it's a
typology forum
which is one of jung's factors
>.< just interest/hobby
like an astrology forum
(9:17 PM) Ming ---: that I joined
before
(9:17 PM) [xx-lady]: :L
nice
(9:17 PM) -: O: ....
i wanna join one 8D
(9:18 PM) Ming ---: ? which kind
(9:18 PM) -: va :L
(9:18 PM) Ming ---: um cathy if your dad disagrees
then just talk to him about it
(9:19 PM) Ming ---: I did, and I literally fired combacks right at his face so he says it's okay
and I should do what I want
(9:19 PM) -: you should O: !
(9:19 PM) -: who in gods name made up bs where you cant do what you want ?
D: <
(9:20 PM) [xx-lady]: :L
dont worry
i'll be a damned doctor.
(9:20 PM) -: i wish i was god ):
D:
(9:20 PM) [xx-lady]: its not like its my first choice. but most of my job choices are helping people so what the heck
(9:21 PM) Ming ---: -.- cathy if you don't wanna help people.
then don't do it.
I mean if I was a patient
(9:21 PM) -: o.o
(9:21 PM) Ming ---: and I went to you
and you were like
'what the fuck idon't like you so I won't help you'.
>.> damn slap in the face.
(9:21 PM) [xx-lady]: i WANT TO
(9:21 PM) Ming ---: okay then you're fine to go
but which kind?
(9:21 PM) [xx-lady]: ...
(9:21 PM) Ming ---: I wish I was god
(9:21 PM) Ming ---: there's a lot of different kinds
(9:21 PM) [xx-lady]: i have no idea who you're talking to..
(9:22 PM) -: :L
(9:22 PM) -: oh . how bout a buddist monk
(9:22 PM) Ming ---: you cathy
(9:22 PM) -: o;
(9:23 PM) -: -sigh- and i'll just...... be a NEET
it even starts with an N ;__;
(9:23 PM) [xx-lady]: :L
(9:23 PM) Ming ---: cathy respond? >.>
(9:23 PM) [xx-lady]: funny how that sounds like NEAT
COUGH NANCY
anyway
(9:23 PM) -: :L
(9:24 PM) Ming ---: it's 'lite' fail asian version -> NEET.
(9:24 PM) [xx-lady]: :L
anyway
i wanted to help animals when i was smaller
(9:24 PM) -: NEET = not in employment or educational training
(9:24 PM) Ming ---: (I'm listening go on)
(9:24 PM) Ming ---: A vet?
(9:24 PM) -: its like a no-life stuck in her room all day watching anime
(9:24 PM) [xx-lady]: but dad said. YOU HAVE TO GET 98 UAI
(9:24 PM) -: im on a good training for that !
(9:24 PM) [xx-lady]: ..i was...7...
(9:24 PM) -: o-o
(9:24 PM) Ming ---: oh for d*cks sakes
(9:24 PM) Ming ---: >.< tell him off.
(9:24 PM) [xx-lady]: no dad doesn't actually
care what i do
like..
not totally against
(9:25 PM) Ming ---: When you're 30, you wouldn't listen to your dad to do what you want to do.
(9:25 PM) [xx-lady]: :L
(9:25 PM) Ming ---: He'll probably be dead
(9:25 PM) [xx-lady]: yeh i would!
...
no he wont!
(9:25 PM) Ming ---: just saying haha
(9:25 PM) [xx-lady]: i mean. i love my dad xD
(9:25 PM) -: mummy wants me to be a pharmasist D: but i dont trust myself in the begining
(9:25 PM) [xx-lady]: there are times when i see how he was when i was little
so yehhh~
(9:25 PM) -: or those shady pharmacies =_=
(9:25 PM) [xx-lady]: LOLNANCY
piercings :L
(9:25 PM) -: i bet they conduct human experiments =_=
(9:25 PM) Ming ---: I love them too
(9:26 PM) -: yeeess =_= their fail piercings
(9:26 PM) Ming ---: though it hurt when he didn't accept my coming out
oh well, I'm over it already
now I just gotta find a way to tell mum
maybe older -.
(9:26 PM) [xx-lady]: ...
im saying
dad doesn't have anything against what i do
(9:26 PM) [xx-lady]: he just wants me to be a doctor so im always well off.
(9:27 PM) -: ): ming... coming out was a brave choice . if your dad didnt accept that, thats his problem D: <
(9:27 PM) Ming ---: yea i know; it was brave
(9:27 PM) -: and pharmacy... isnt my thing ._.
(9:27 PM) Ming ---: I am very proud, and it is one of the feats I truly am very happy about.
(9:27 PM) -: that kinda boring life, isnt something i'd want D:
(9:27 PM) Ming ---: he wants you to be a doctor?
(9:27 PM) [xx-lady]: dad?
(9:27 PM) Ming ---: yea
(9:27 PM) [xx-lady]: he wants me to make money so i can have what i want
(9:28 PM) [xx-lady]: muuum...just doesn't want me to be an architect ._.
(9:28 PM) -:
(9:28 PM) -: what does your mum do as an architect ?
(9:28 PM) [xx-lady]: she says its unattractive~
(9:28 PM) -: o.o
(9:28 PM) [xx-lady]: coz you have to think of designs that will look good
and you get worry lines
(9:29 PM) -: uggh D: i hate designs too ;__;
i have no creativity whatsoever
brb >_>
(9:29 PM) -: phones ringing D:
(9:31 PM) - 　　　nancetard. is now Offline
(9:31 PM) - 　　　nancetard. has signed-in (Busy)
(9:31 PM) - 　　　nancetard. is now Offline
(9:32 PM) - 　　　nancetard. is now Online
(9:33 PM) Ming --- has changed his/her status to Idle
(9:35 PM) [xx-lady] `CATHY has left the conversation.
(9:38 PM) Ming --- has changed his/her status to Online
(9:38 PM) Ming ---: MY FUCKING GOD
A CAR CRASZH
'OUTSIDE THE HOUSE
(9:39 PM) -: O_O
OMG
OMG
THAT
(9:39 PM) Ming ---: >.> I jsut made a call to police
though it was pretty minor, but it's a crash
(9:39 PM) -: SO COOL O_O
(9:39 PM) Ming ---: -.- it's not cool
my mom's car was hit
it's right in front of our house
(9:39 PM) [xx-lady] `CATHY has been added to the conversation.
(9:39 PM) -: ok . not cool ._.
(9:40 PM) [xx-lady]: ?
(9:40 PM) -: O:
Ming --- says (9:38 PM):
*MY FUCKING GOD
*A CAR CRASZH
*'OUTSIDE THE HOUSE
(9:40 PM) [xx-lady]: ...
(9:40 PM) -: btw, that english q just asked was for zi
(9:40 PM) [xx-lady]: oh
LOL
(9:40 PM) -: and now shes getting emo that you get such a large vocab
:L
(9:41 PM) [xx-lady]: ]...
its..
just a word ^o)
nothing important..
(9:41 PM) -: but D: such a large vocab D: !
(9:41 PM) [xx-lady]: its ONE WORD!
(9:41 PM) -: i nver even heard of that one word
!
(9:41 PM) [xx-lady]: ...
you need to read more.
(9:42 PM) -: how do you get such a big word D:
(9:42 PM) Ming ---: i'm not joking
(9:42 PM) -: *vocab
really o-o
ok
(9:42 PM) -: i believe you o-o
is that driver still there ?
(9:42 PM) [xx-lady]: what'd it crash into
HAVE YOU CALLED THE AMBULANE!?
ce*
(9:42 PM) -: his mother's car
O_O
(9:43 PM) -: if the driver is unconsious D: open the door and drag him outta there D: !
(9:43 PM) [xx-lady]: no..
thats dangerous
MING FOLLOW YOUR PDHPE SKILLS
DRABCD!
(9:43 PM) -: >_>
in this case, its only drabcd
*abc
(9:43 PM) [xx-lady]: :L
(9:44 PM) -: unless he does what mr bean does o: use the lamp post's electricity to electrocute the unconsious man
(9:45 PM) [xx-lady]: ...
thatthats..ncie..
(9:45 PM) -: funny how the man came back to life
(9:46 PM) -: i dont thing mings see us typing o-o
(9:46 PM) [xx-lady]: ...
:L
duh
i think hes
going outside
to look
(9:46 PM) -: yeah o:
(9:46 PM) -: zi's still on the fone
(9:47 PM) Ming --- has changed his/her status to Idle
(9:48 PM) [xx-lady]: :L
(10:16 PM) [xx-lady] `CATHY has left the conversation.

And really, my mum's car did crash that day. At that moment. I was annoyed like crap!

 

[WMDistraction]

These conversations are awesome. ^_^

 

[GoGo]

Here's and excerpt of a conversation that I had with a college friend of mine over facebook:

Me: HELLO?
Him: hello!
Me: ARE WE FRIENDS????
I REQUESTED YOU ON XBOX
AND WE'RE NOT FRIENDS YET.
Him: xdchvshfv'
i haven't been near my box in awhile
Me: your box?
Him: xobx?
Me: yeah, i was on my box the other day with my troller, and decided to quest you.
Him: i hate you.
Me: WHY DIDN'T YOU SPOND????
Him: I DINt spond cuz m n ginia.
Me: what's in ginia?
Him: I am!
Me: isn't Philadelphia in virginia?
are you in philly?
Him: philly is in Pennsylvania…
and im in -------- virginia
Me: no
jamestown is in virginia. Something important happened there....
Him: which is virginian for bumfuck, virginia
Me: is it fun?!?!?!?
Him: no.
Me: is it like that zach braff natalie portman movie!??!
Him: no...?
Me: i'm sure bumfuck virginia is plenty mysterious.
I'm sure they have secrets.
Him: kinda.
i guess this is one of the most popular places to retire to in America.
so there's a buncha old people and antique shops.
i guess mountains are cool.
or whatever.
Me: .....
why are you in virginia?
Him: my family thought it would be a good idea to go vacationing here.
wrong.
Me: They should have gone...somewhere else.
Florida is like, three states down.
Him: i know.
but.
i'm leaving tomorrow
for tennessee
which is COOL AS FUCK!
what have you been up to?
Me: I'm pretty sure they make bourbon in tennessee.
i'm pretty sure there's a place in tennessee called bourbon.
not that i'm desperately trying to redeem my geographical skills or anything...
Him: well, i'm not going there.
Me: where are you going in tennessee?
that's so cool as fuck?
Him: my uncle's house.
haha
he lives in this big ass mountain house
Me: BONFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Him: what?!
Me: i'm picturing a house on a large hill with lots of surrounding land.
Him: kinda, it's real foresty
and there's lots of humming birds!!
Me: i feel like that's dangerous.
Him: pretty much the most dangerous situation i've ever been in.
haha
Me: ARE YOU GONNA GET DRUNK??? THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO.
(At this point there was a long pause with no response)
NO???
WAS THAT OUT OF LINE?!!??!?
Him: noooo
i was just doing some research
Me: of what!?
Him: how to trip balls with only light and ping pong balls and white noise
Me: i heard you can trip balls with this certain kind of music.
but then i heard it was bullshit.
Him: haha
what kinda music?
Me: .............i feel like you're trying too hard to trip balls.
Him: no!!
dammit...
Me: I'm just observing a slight abundance in desire for tripping balls.
I think it was the the ping pong balls and lights
Him: not even.
Me: remember when you told me that?
Him: i just saw it and thought it was interesting.
and no, I don't.
(Another long pause)
Me: …..the rain is raining.
Him: what?
Me: it's raining here.
Him: uh huh.
Me: TOTALLY.

We went on for another hour like this.

 

[Vanilambrozja]

Yesterday in the bus:

Me:
Why are you so angry.. ??
......... Dale dale don dale(huming don omar)
Friend becouse I'm not alone and I must be responsible for you all..

Me:

So what?:tongue:
I don't like be responsible

friend:
But I am human !!:angry: Not moron!! I must be responsible!!

me:
I musn't be

friend
"scream": so go to the zoo!!!

people in bus are looking..

SILENT...

Me and friend:
Hahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahaa:laughing:

 

[Kitten]

As promised, here's more conversations... this one was two conversations I had on AIM with a friend of mine a while ago. :tongue:

Me: When you stare at a word for a long time, it starts looking like it's spelled wrong o.o
Me: *stares at a random word*
Her: *stares at you*
Her: *doesn't blink*
Her: o.o
Her: o.o
Her: o.o
Her: You're spelled wrong



Me: I don't like any vegetables at all >.>;;
Me: ..
Me: I like baked potatoes XD
Me: Baked potatoes are nice as long as they have butter :3
Her: I like baby carrots
Her: potatoes aren't veg XD
Me: XDDDDDDDD
Me: I'M PRETENDING THEY ARE
Me: Potatoes are meh lovely veggies
Me: I get all the nutrients I need from baked potatoes
Her: I thought they wer eveg, but me mammy learned me gooder
Her: oh god, that sentance hurt to write
Me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Me: Um, can you rephrase that plox? o.o
Her: I used to think that those superb roots were veggie tables, but my intelligent mother taught me that they are in fact not veggie tables at all, but a starch
Her: I sound smert :B
Me: XDDDD, okayness, there we go
Me: Yesh, my parents said the same thing >.>
Me: But I'd like to think that they're vegetables. >.> <.< >.>
Me: I'm IN DENIAL!
Her: me too ;;
Her: DENIAL BUDDIES
Her: but I'm denying you=2 0are my buddy
Me: I'm denying your denial of being my buddy!
Me: DE-NIED
Me: I'll get a big red stamp that says that
Her: XD
Her: I'm denying your denial of my denial
Her: let's go swim in the nile!
Me: ...
Me: DENIED
Me: *puts a stamp on your forehead* :3
Me: You can go wash it off in the nile XDDDD
Her: I'm denying it's there (refuses to look in mirror)
Her: although I can't denying the Nile
Her: *jumpos in*
Me: Jumpo-ing o.o
Me: Must be like doing a cannon ball into the water..
Her: o.o
Me: But when I was younger, I usued to think it was just called a "cannibal"
Her: FAPPO
Me: People would cannibal into the water
Her: XD
Her: *looksat you*
Her: you're spelled wrong, you spell tasty
Her: >:3
Me: "tasty" is spelled wrong!
Her: *brings out knife and fork*
Me: It's obviously T-A-S-T-E-Y
Her: exactly ;D
Me: That's how Fergie spells it!
Her: Fergie spells better than anyone in the spelling bee
Me: She taught me a lot in life.
Me: Like how to spell "Fergie"
Me: And "delicious"
Me: And "glamourous"
Me: ..
Me: Wait
Me: ..
Me: glamorous*
Her:
Me: I think o.o
Her: Fergie will be displeased with you
Her: you can't deny it
Me: I'm denying that I can't deny it!
Her: I'm...not denying that this makes no sense anymore XD

 

[WMDistraction]

Here's a non-verbatim conversation my family had last night. My mom wants to get a new back door. If it at all interests you, my mom is an ESTJ, and my dad is either INFP or INTP.

Mom: "I don't really feel like going out to get the door tonight. I've been working all day..."
Dad: "Okay, we don't have to go out tonight, it was just a suggestion."
Mom: "Eh, we can go... or you can go by yourself. Whatever you want, I guess."
Sister: "Do you really want dad going out to buy a door by himself?"
Mom: "Yeah, that's probably not a good idea. He'll end up picking out the wrong door somehow."
Me: "Out of the hundreds of doors he could choose from, he'll pick the one you don't like."
Sister (mocking Mom): " 'Why'd you pick that one? It's ugly!' "
Dad (also mocking Mom): " 'That is obviously a colonial American-themed door. You know that's not the theme for our house!' "
Me (mocking): " 'Brown!? Why would you choose brown!?' "
Mom: "I guess having him pick out a door by himself would probably be a bad idea. Were there any doors you were looking at previously?"
Dad: "Yeah, there was this one with a half-moon window at the top. I thought it would be good because people trying to break in couldn't use the window to gain access to the door."
Mom: *glares* "Really? That's the door you wanted...? You just looked at the price, I bet! (laughs)"
(everyone laughs)
Me: "Hey, I have the same thought process when picking stuff out: 'Does it do the thing I want? It's cheap? Sold!' "
Dad: "Yep! No one's going to see the door, anyway. It's in the back!"
Mom: "I get to see it every day!"
Dad: "Fine, we'll go pick out a door together. (laughs)"