[Kitten]

Oh thank goodness, this topic is very much needed! :tongue:

I have a whole "conversations" tag in my LiveJournal, and many others in my head I could list out, but I just begin with a simple perverted one for now... this was a group MSN conversation:


Absol says:
My pen---nevermind XDD
Kitten says:
o.o
Taileh says:
<.<
Absol says:
brb, attempting to multitask
Kitten says:
Your pen that you write with, right?
Taileh says:
"write" yes
Kitten says:
With "ink"
Taileh says:
White ink
Taileh says:
Or yellow
Taileh says:
Or red
Taileh says:
<.<
Kitten says:
"ball"point pens
Taileh says:
XDDDDDDDD
Kitten says:
XDDDDDDDDD
LaPoap says:
mmmm
Kitten says:
Absol, did you see all of that?
Taileh says:
I'll give you ball point pen
Kitten says:
Sometimes you have to put a cap on it, though
Absol says:
OMG I LEFT AND...... XDD

 

[Kitten]

As promised, here's more conversations... this one was two conversations I had on AIM with a friend of mine a while ago. :tongue:

Me: When you stare at a word for a long time, it starts looking like it's spelled wrong o.o
Me: *stares at a random word*
Her: *stares at you*
Her: *doesn't blink*
Her: o.o
Her: o.o
Her: o.o
Her: You're spelled wrong



Me: I don't like any vegetables at all >.>;;
Me: ..
Me: I like baked potatoes XD
Me: Baked potatoes are nice as long as they have butter :3
Her: I like baby carrots
Her: potatoes aren't veg XD
Me: XDDDDDDDD
Me: I'M PRETENDING THEY ARE
Me: Potatoes are meh lovely veggies
Me: I get all the nutrients I need from baked potatoes
Her: I thought they wer eveg, but me mammy learned me gooder
Her: oh god, that sentance hurt to write
Me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Me: Um, can you rephrase that plox? o.o
Her: I used to think that those superb roots were veggie tables, but my intelligent mother taught me that they are in fact not veggie tables at all, but a starch
Her: I sound smert :B
Me: XDDDD, okayness, there we go
Me: Yesh, my parents said the same thing >.>
Me: But I'd like to think that they're vegetables. >.> <.< >.>
Me: I'm IN DENIAL!
Her: me too ;;
Her: DENIAL BUDDIES
Her: but I'm denying you=2 0are my buddy
Me: I'm denying your denial of being my buddy!
Me: DE-NIED
Me: I'll get a big red stamp that says that
Her: XD
Her: I'm denying your denial of my denial
Her: let's go swim in the nile!
Me: ...
Me: DENIED
Me: *puts a stamp on your forehead* :3
Me: You can go wash it off in the nile XDDDD
Her: I'm denying it's there (refuses to look in mirror)
Her: although I can't denying the Nile
Her: *jumpos in*
Me: Jumpo-ing o.o
Me: Must be like doing a cannon ball into the water..
Her: o.o
Me: But when I was younger, I usued to think it was just called a "cannibal"
Her: FAPPO
Me: People would cannibal into the water
Her: XD
Her: *looksat you*
Her: you're spelled wrong, you spell tasty
Her: >:3
Me: "tasty" is spelled wrong!
Her: *brings out knife and fork*
Me: It's obviously T-A-S-T-E-Y
Her: exactly ;D
Me: That's how Fergie spells it!
Her: Fergie spells better than anyone in the spelling bee
Me: She taught me a lot in life.
Me: Like how to spell "Fergie"
Me: And "delicious"
Me: And "glamourous"
Me: ..
Me: Wait
Me: ..
Me: glamorous*
Her:
Me: I think o.o
Her: Fergie will be displeased with you
Her: you can't deny it
Me: I'm denying that I can't deny it!
Her: I'm...not denying that this makes no sense anymore XD