[Bazinga187]

These exist on various sub-forums, but I don't think the INTPs have one. If there's an ancient thread about this that I just couldn't find, please do link it.

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Dear ESFJ,

I love you to bits, but your duck-face Facebook pictures make you look like a massive douchebag.

Sincerely,
INTP

 

[LadyO.W.BernieBro]

Dear INTJ,

I admire your efficiency and I sometimes try to you emulate in my daily life. That said, you could stand to lighten up a little.

Sincerely,

INTP.

 

[Van]

Dear various xxFJs,
Thanks for giving far more of a damn about my feelings than I do.
Sincerely,
INTP

 

[joellr17]

Dear ISFJ

I would like you to be able to cut friendships that all they do is take advantage of you.

It really pisses me off when you consider those people that have hurt you so much still your beloved friends.

Sincerely,
INTP

 

[CosmicJalapeno]

Dear INTP,

I like your hat, but why are you so god damn lazy? Ya'll a buncha waste of energy.

Sincerely,
INTP

 

[Master of Visibility]

Dear ENFP,

You guys are amazing; I just wish you would pay attention to how you make others feel. You aren't the only one with feelings that can be hurt. Trust me; no one wants to see your bad side, and I am not trying to me mean.
(note: exceptions apply)

Sincerely,
INTP

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Dear ESFP,

Hello. I forgot to pick up some milk at the grocery store.

Can you pick up a carton without coming back with a case of condoms, tequila and a baby pool?

Love,

INTP.




P.S.

On second thought...

 

[Laertes]

Dear ENTJ,

Chill the fuck out for a while, would you? I know you have big goals and all, it's great and I admire it. Thing is, there are other things in life as well and you're an intolerable despot when stressed out.

Peace,
INTP

 

[nadjasix]

Dear ENTJ,

Marry me.

-INTP

 

[Ablysmal]

Dear ISFJ,

Stop trying to conform me to your own structured type lifestyle. What works for you doesn't for me. And please also refrain from getting melodramatic when I disagree with you.

Sincerely,
INTP

 

[BUtheBabyUnicorn]

Dear ENFJ,
I am not a hipster. And I believe that we have established, long ago, that I am indeed very strange and weird. You do not need to reestablish that fact every single day, it's rather redundant.
Sincerely,
INTP

 

[Doctor von Science]

Dear ENTP,

I have some... plans... You busy?

Sincerely,
INTP.

 

[Richard]

Dear INTP,

Why won't you just stfu, you're doing yourself no good.

Sincerely,
Your closest enemy.

 

[Ista]

There is this thread: http://personalitycafe.com/intp-forum-thinkers/88899-dear-intp-write-letter-intp.html (which is mainly restricted to writing letters to INTPs but sometimes is expanded into writing letters to unknown personalities).

 

[QuietStorm]

Dear ENFP,

I know you're cute and popular, but I'd appreciate it if you'd stop shoving your trophies in my face while simultaneously ignoring me.

Signed,
INTP.

 

[QuietStorm]

There is this thread: http://personalitycafe.com/intp-forum-thinkers/88899-dear-intp-write-letter-intp.html (which is mainly restricted to writing letters to INTPs but sometimes is expanded into writing letters to unknown personalities).

Wouldn't this be kinda different since it's from INTPs to other personality types? Instead of being to INTPs from whoever?

 

[Ista]

Wouldn't this be kinda different since it's from INTPs to other personality types? Instead of being to INTPs from whoever?

Yes it would. This thread is likely to end up also containing Dear INTP posts as well, so thought I'd mention.

 

[kikikins]

Dear ESFj,

If you ask one more time "why can't she just act like a normal girl?" in response to any female behavior that doesn't conform to your narrowly-tailored standards, I will punch you.

Sincerely,
INTp

P.S. No I don't think whatever the fuck we were talking about is immoral because I don't give a shit about what decisions that other person has chosen to make.

 

[Bazinga187]

There is this thread: http://personalitycafe.com/intp-forum-thinkers/88899-dear-intp-write-letter-intp.html (which is mainly restricted to writing letters to INTPs but sometimes is expanded into writing letters to unknown personalities).

Wouldn't this be kinda different since it's from INTPs to other personality types? Instead of being to INTPs from whoever?

That was my thought process too when I was scanning old threads to see if this one existed.

Ista, if I am the INTP this letter is directed at:

Dear PerC INTPs,

Can we please develop an understanding (and sticky) of how to search better so we stop developing so many repeated threads?

See here: http://personalitycafe.com/intp-forum-thinkers/92452-searching-beyond-sticky-search-better-perc.html (currently it sits replyless |)

With Eternal Gratitude,

INTP

My apologies if it bugged you, but I genuinely thought that the two were different threads.

 

[killingbunnies]

Dear ISFP,

Please see beyond your own desires for once and consider how others might be feeling. I know you have no experience with this stuff, but it would be nice if you were a little more sensitive to my [hurt] feelings.

Sincerely, the INTP you lied to to get the other girl.