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Dear girls who walk by me on the streets,

Can you please stop checking me out? I don't chew carpets and I'd rather shop with you than hop in bed with you. Now stop biting your bottom lip while scanning me for muscles or indication of interest.

Sincerely, the person who's checking your boyfriends out <3
 

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Dear ENTJ,

We are so smart, driven, and able. Even when we are wrong we are right. How blessed we are. But let us think of the others who walk among us shall we?

To the others: Whenever I meet another type I weep in sympathy, and am completely empathetic to your plight as an equal person who struggles in this world- I assure you we all bleed the same blood (cough).

Your friend,

Soured Lie
 

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Dear @Monkey King,

I hope this doesn't mean we're going to lose you in the INFJ thread!

Signed,
An INFJ

PS. I find it funny that whenever a new thread mentions where they got the idea from, the INFJs usually get left out. Sad face.
 

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Dear Monkey King,

I hope this doesn't mean we're going to lose you in the INFJ thread!

Signed,
An INFJ

PS. I find it funny that whenever a new thread mentions where they got the idea from, the INFJs usually get left out. Sad face.
Dear INFJ,

It's still within the 24 hour period and I will give the proper credits. It has been one my all time favorite threads. Thanks to the INFJs for creating a fun, entertaining, and insightful thread topic. :)

With much appreciation,
A grateful ENTJ
 

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Dear ESFJ older sister,

No, I don't want to talk about my feelings. No, it doesn't mean I don't care about you. Please just leave me alone... just because I am not smiling does not mean I want your help. If I wanted help, I would ask for it.

Sincerely, your INTJ sibling.
 

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'Tis fine! The INFJs already have 200+ pages of entertaining reads--we don't need the credit! xD. But it was a nice thought.

Thank You for Trying,
An INFJ Community Representative

Dear Ohto,


Chill out with the Fe. =P Own it like your avatar owns that rock! lol You know what I mean. (I think)


And no, I think I'll just put my more cynical ones here.
 

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Dear INTJs,

I take comfort in the likeliness that however excessively I see myself overthinking things,
you tend to overthink about them more; just quieter about it. Thank you.

Sincerely, an ENTJ who dates an INTJ.
 

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Dear ESFJ friend

Please stop inviting me to your scrapbooking parties. I see this as a completely pointless timewasting activity. For the life of me I don't understand the point of sitting around pasting pictures in a book when you could be out doing something new or productive.

I know you enjoy this type of thing, but I would rather remove my own spleen with a cocktail fork than scrapbook.

Really. Trust me. I love you, Friend, but I don't want to scrapbook with you. Ever.

Thank you,

Ms ENTJ


p.s. Yes. I'm sure.
 

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First this is to a fellow ENTJ on this site:

You have been here a lot longer than me, and while I haven't engaged you direct I don't think I AM SO ENVIOUS OF YOU!!!!

You're that person who doesn't say much, but when you do its always so fucking cool. I don't know what it is. I find Im stuck in a place between admirationa/jealous/envy/hate. You just have this aura of coolness and I can't stand it. I think its because you're older than me, and I don't know that much about you but from what I've seen you're sweet as fuck. I don't even know why Im jealous. Its irrational and it makes no sense. I think its because I want to exude that same coolness online that you do but I can't. Im so jealous.

Phew.

Im glad I got that out. This thread was a I good idea. I already feel better. :)

this clip summed it up:

 

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Dear ENTJs,

1) You guys rock.
2) Dudes gotta chill out, bro.
C) I know how much you guys love organization, so I made this message super tight.

Peace,
ENTP
Dear ENTP,

Did you use the numbering system 1, 2, C on purpose to see if we would resist the urge to correct? Anyway thanks for the shout out. :D
 
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