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My father actually taught me to lie. If I spoke the truth I was beaten. If I lied I wasn't. I had to teach myself not to lie after I left home.
 

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I can't lie and get away with it. I start giggling uncontrollably and it is too obvious that I've said a whopper.
 

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Oh, I'm sure I tried it a few times, however, my parents had this superpower, they could ALWAYS tell when I was lying. No lie, they used to tell me my nose would grow, and they could tell when I was lying.

I believed them.




I was no match for those two very smart ENTJs.
 

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Don't turn around too quickly, Pinnochio, or you'll knock over a priceless Ming vase with your nose!!!

Oh, I'm sure I tried it a few times, however, my parents had this superpower, they could ALWAYS tell when I was lying. No lie, they used to tell me my nose would grow, and they could tell when I was lying.

I believed them.




I was no match for those two very smart ENTJs.
 

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Had I lied more than the time or two that got me caught, I would not have lived to tell about it. Nothing set my mother off more severely than being lied to.

It's funny how, even now, I completely suck at it.
 

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As little as possible, because I knew I would be getting the switch if I was caught. :tongue:
I remember switches. Sometimes I had to go get one if my dad didn't have one around. :shocked: Gosh those things stung like a whip.
 

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You had to provide your dad the device so that he could torture you? That seems a bit over the top to me. :angry:
I remember switches. Sometimes I had to go get one if my dad didn't have one around. :shocked: Gosh those things stung like a whip.
 
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You had to provide your dad the device so that he could torture you? That seems a bit over the top to me. :angry:
Yeah, he preferred the belt but now & then he would switch. Fun guy to hang out with. :laughing:
 
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