[naciketas]

I used to utter small lies when I was a child. I was beaten up by my father who never enjoyed lies. He used to tell me to speak truth whenever possible.

 

[Aqualung]

My father actually taught me to lie. If I spoke the truth I was beaten. If I lied I wasn't. I had to teach myself not to lie after I left home.

 

[telepariah]

I have always been a terrible liar. My face is writ with guilt if I lie.

 

[Glenda Gnome Starr]

I can't lie and get away with it. I start giggling uncontrollably and it is too obvious that I've said a whopper.

 

[Sily]

Oh, I'm sure I tried it a few times, however, my parents had this superpower, they could ALWAYS tell when I was lying. No lie, they used to tell me my nose would grow, and they could tell when I was lying.

I believed them.

I was no match for those two very smart ENTJs.

 

[Glenda Gnome Starr]

Don't turn around too quickly, Pinnochio, or you'll knock over a priceless Ming vase with your nose!!!

Oh, I'm sure I tried it a few times, however, my parents had this superpower, they could ALWAYS tell when I was lying. No lie, they used to tell me my nose would grow, and they could tell when I was lying.

I believed them.

I was no match for those two very smart ENTJs.

 

[woodpeace]

I'm sure I told lies.

 

[Zster]

Had I lied more than the time or two that got me caught, I would not have lived to tell about it. Nothing set my mother off more severely than being lied to.

It's funny how, even now, I completely suck at it.

 

[GrahamHancock]

As little as possible, because I knew I would be getting the switch if I was caught. :tongue:

 

[Aqualung]

As little as possible, because I knew I would be getting the switch if I was caught. :tongue:

I remember switches. Sometimes I had to go get one if my dad didn't have one around. :shocked: Gosh those things stung like a whip.

 

[Glenda Gnome Starr]

You had to provide your dad the device so that he could torture you? That seems a bit over the top to me. :angry:

I remember switches. Sometimes I had to go get one if my dad didn't have one around. :shocked: Gosh those things stung like a whip.

 

[Aqualung]

You had to provide your dad the device so that he could torture you? That seems a bit over the top to me. :angry:

Yeah, he preferred the belt but now & then he would switch. Fun guy to hang out with. :laughing:

 

[Glenda Gnome Starr]

Ouch.

Yeah, he preferred the belt but now & then he would switch. Fun guy to hang out with. :laughing:

 

[Dark Romantic]

I remember telling the randomest lies when I was a kid, for no real reason I can think of.

 

[blissfulpeach]

Extremely truthful. I was counted on by my family for telling the truth. My word was as good as gold.

 

[vittorio.cambria.1]

yes, but I didn't inhaled!