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I am not sure why, but in my experience with people especially after knowing MBTI and typing the shit out of people, I have found the INTJ to have the widest spectrum of personality. Maybe it's me, and I haven't really honed in on the INTJ "essence" but bare with me here.
Type A: The self-righteous narcissistic asshole
Type A is brainwashed into thinking everything they say/do is absolutely infallible. Of course, no one else could have thought that shit up, because they, and they alone are genius enough to come up with it. Everyone is a minion, and everyone is disposable. Actually, the only good thing about other people is that they can grovel and offer praise. Possibly make sammiches. Other than that, waste of fucking time, and getting in the way of the all-important project.
Type B: The over-analytical existentialist
Type B lacks Type A's zeal. Pretty much hates everyone and everything, except for beer and narcotics. Is profoundly dissatisfied with life in general and the stupidity of every moving creature alive. Brain is whirring away trying to process things...but in the end, can't be bothered to communicate with anyone because they would be too stupid to understand anyway. Wants love, but thinks of themselves as too much of an emotionless shell to actually figure out how to receive it anyway. Motto: Life is shit, and then you die.
Type C: Yoda
Pretty much the wisest little shit you've met in your life that unlike Type A, actually IS infallible. Mission in life to pass on said wisdom (through possibly cruel-to-be-kind methods). Feel the need to tread lightly around these folk. Seems like you only want to know them in a professional setting, as they have no "real" personality. Would feel incredibly awkward trying to bring them anywhere banal, like a pub or shopping.
Type D: The lab rat
This person spends 100% of the time running between the lab (or computer, or video game) and possibly a food source and a bed. The project is LIFE. There is no time for social interaction, no time for talking. Unlike Type A, there is no time for narcissism. This INTJ doesn't need or want to gloat or be adored. That would just waste time. Wishes they had more people around that "understood" the project, but realizes the disparity of that thought, and goes about doing absolutely everything themselves anyway. Now, go fuck off, I'm busy.
Feel free to add your own INTJ subtypes, or correct mine (as I am sure you will).
Type A: The self-righteous narcissistic asshole
Type A is brainwashed into thinking everything they say/do is absolutely infallible. Of course, no one else could have thought that shit up, because they, and they alone are genius enough to come up with it. Everyone is a minion, and everyone is disposable. Actually, the only good thing about other people is that they can grovel and offer praise. Possibly make sammiches. Other than that, waste of fucking time, and getting in the way of the all-important project.
Type B: The over-analytical existentialist
Type B lacks Type A's zeal. Pretty much hates everyone and everything, except for beer and narcotics. Is profoundly dissatisfied with life in general and the stupidity of every moving creature alive. Brain is whirring away trying to process things...but in the end, can't be bothered to communicate with anyone because they would be too stupid to understand anyway. Wants love, but thinks of themselves as too much of an emotionless shell to actually figure out how to receive it anyway. Motto: Life is shit, and then you die.
Type C: Yoda
Pretty much the wisest little shit you've met in your life that unlike Type A, actually IS infallible. Mission in life to pass on said wisdom (through possibly cruel-to-be-kind methods). Feel the need to tread lightly around these folk. Seems like you only want to know them in a professional setting, as they have no "real" personality. Would feel incredibly awkward trying to bring them anywhere banal, like a pub or shopping.
Type D: The lab rat
This person spends 100% of the time running between the lab (or computer, or video game) and possibly a food source and a bed. The project is LIFE. There is no time for social interaction, no time for talking. Unlike Type A, there is no time for narcissism. This INTJ doesn't need or want to gloat or be adored. That would just waste time. Wishes they had more people around that "understood" the project, but realizes the disparity of that thought, and goes about doing absolutely everything themselves anyway. Now, go fuck off, I'm busy.
Feel free to add your own INTJ subtypes, or correct mine (as I am sure you will).