[pinkrasputin]

Okay guys. You know you wanted it. You've been pulling every other thread in that direction, so here it finally is. Go ahead and reveal your sexual conquests from your dark days of yore and finally receive the "thanks" or kudos you feel you deserve. Virgin Men- go ahead and give detail about how you made the barista smile and blush (you know you coulda had her if you wanted).

So here you go men. Spread out them Peacock feathers and walk proudly. Oy.
(ENFP Women-we shall keep our background giggling to a moderate to low level. But I'm sure they wouldn't mind the loud applause :wink:

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE EXPLANATIONS TOO EXPLICIT AS THIS IS STILL IN SUB FORUM AND NOT SPAM. I am trying to keep it here. But I know my ENFPs are good at knowing their audience anyway. :wink:

 

[pinkrasputin]

BAHAHAH.
this was for me, wasn't it?

Yes it was. For you, AgAu, Sir Dude, Tridentus, and all them ENFP men that deserve mad sexual props! A place to finally list about the night with the "Palmer Twins", etc.

i was told to brag in the last thread!

In Tridentus' thread, you were to explain your "Game" . Here you can actually brag about your Conquests.

Btw, where are the details? Spill it. I can't thank your last post ^^^. There was no brag :sad: Maybe you should just copy and paste?

Come on. You're an ENFP male. You need validation. I'm here to give it to you. :tongue:

 

[pinkrasputin]

ahahah. FINE. =]
well, basically, there was this girl, i met at a party. her boyfriend was actually at the party, he went for a walk for a little bit. and she jumped onto my lap and started making out with me. and we stopped, because her boyfriend was gonna be back at any minute.
obviously their relationship wasn't doing too good, or i would have felt a lot worse.
so, anyway, i got her phone number, actually had a good 20-minute discussion with her boyfriend about politics (that was weird), they left, she gave me her number.

anyway, the situation with the two of them got worse. and it was one of those evenings where i was just like, hmm. i could use some immediate gratification. so i texted her, asked if she was doing anything in half an hour, and told her to meet me at this big bridge.

now, the bridge has a part underneath that you can climb across to, it's basically a pillar in the middle of a river with a plateau on it, secluded enough that people can't really see whats going on unless they're looking for something. and we got over there. played truth or dare, which basically resulted in us both losing some clothes (warm summer night), and then for truth, i said "what do you think about sex in public?" an she kinda giggled, and said she'd always wanted to try it.
so i pulled her in and kissed her.

and you can guess where it went from there.

i wasn't always such a nice guy. :wink:

Lol. It's okay to come clean. And if it means anything, I've decided to stop being jealous and instead give you mad props. :wink:

 

[pinkrasputin]

Oh you are just too special Pink. Thank you so much for this. This is awesome.

If I'm really being honest though, my bark is bigger than my bite. Conquests? Not so much. I was more conquered myself. The tone of the "GAME" thread really is more my story. The 'A Look at Ourselves' thread also really really hit home for me. I seriously never ever thought of myself as a flirt until I got into that thread. I think my eyes opened up about halfway through writing one of my posts there.

I think I've referenced on here, at least indirectly, how much of a late bloomer I was when it came to dating and relationships. But damn, I look back now and yeah, I realize how much 'GAME' i had. I just never realized it, and I wasn't confident.

There was that day at the beach when I was about 18 years old, and the hottest two girls in class ask me to go on a walk with them as we get out of sight of the rest of the group, they're flashing boobs at me! You think maybe that was a sign of some sort? No, I didn't put two and two together - that's how late bloomer I was.

Thing is though, I really don't feel like I missed out. I found the right woman for me, or rather, she clubbed me over the head when she wanted me. It worked out wonderfully.

I relate better to women, I converse better with women, I enjoy being around women. I think they enjoy my company as well, as they seek me out for deep conversations or in times of stress when they need protection or comforting or if they've just seen something silly they want to talk about. To me at least, it's not sexual though. It's just being myself. And that type of interaction became MORE comfortable after I found the woman I wanted to spend my life with.

The 'When Harry Met Sally' line comes to mind for me. "Men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way" Sort of true, I think. My philosophy would be more "Men and women can't be friends WHILE the sex part is getting in the way" (Reflect on that one for me about your ENFP pal sometime, Pink)

You made me think now... We need to go back to being just friends? Oy...

While those boobs were amazing, ah that image still splashed in my head..... what was i talking about? oh yeah... It kind of highlighted for me that yeah I wanted that, but I wanted that on my time on my watch with the woman who was going to put up with my quirkiness the best. I lost my emotional connection with those girls that day, one I never got back.

Flash forward many years to today, old, married, father of 2. I wouldn't mind walking up to a Brazilian supermodel, even with my wife by my side. No holds barred, if she wants to talk about the guy she did the Kama Sutra with last night, cool, we can discuss that.

I'm realistic enough to know that a man of my age and physique is probably not scoring a Brazilian supermodel anyways, but the larger point is (well make that the second largest point {gotta insert some brag into my anti-brag post [did I mention width at all?]}), she can't have me anyways because I'm confident and comfortable with who I am and what I've got.

What's more amazing, and she tells me so, is that my wife totally gets this side of me. She is as jealous a lover as probably exists, but she understands that I'm being me and the risk of stray is nil. It's one of those traits of hers that I totally knew was unique and special that I wanted and needed to have around me.

OMG. I was in court all day and receiving PerC notifications on my Blackberry. Your posts were making crack up all day! I'll elaborate later. But people were wondering why I was laughing so hard in court.

this thread comes across a little strange, and it actually makes me edgy being expected to "brag", but i feel like i'm expected to make a contribution so here goes..:mellow:

i'd made this group of friends on holiday from people who were staying in the same area.. i remember being frustrated because i "knew" none of them were girls i could/would get with (that "knowing" when they'll reciprocate).so i was lying on the grass about halfway through the week with some friends and rolled over cos i saw a couple of girls sitting next to us, and i remember her smiling at me and the sun made her face all glowy. my first thought was "wow" and my second was "finally". so i'm chatting to her for a bit, she shows me this grass trick then leaves with her friend. i wanted to try a social experiment, which is something i call the "hot and cold" technique. basically when you first meet a girl you like, everytime you see them have a different attitude, so one time be all funny and approachable, next be a little indifferent, next time be nice again- the theory being that if you're intense too often you'll end up being a "friend", if you're aloof too often she'll end up losing interest.
so this goes on for a couple of days when i see her, then i'm sitting with her and her friend blatently hitting on her, and do the whole "i think your hair would look better like this.."-and hair sweep. she doesn't give much of a reaction, so i back off and say i need to rejoin my friends who were starting to give me "i know what you're up to" looks. later on in town she comes up to me with a massive bottle of vodka in one hand and starts asking for a cigarette with a grin so i make a whole joke of her using her "womanly charms" to scab off me and leave to meet my friends, cos at that point i think she probly isn't interested, later i realise that was her reciprocating (women are strange), so later i'm meeting my friends for a night out and i see her sitting with her friend looking at me pensively, so i invite her along. we do a bit of quiet drinking, and i randomly drag her away to make out, since i realise she's still giving me signs. i ask her if she wants to walk back to mine, since it was the last night i was staying there, and that was summer 2009- i mean oxford girl- i mean phoebe.

bear in mind i'm younger than you guys. i think reading this back, it's sort of the remnants of the romanticism -which was crushed by real world reality when i was a young teen- coming out, the way i describe it. like it's not so much the fact that i got laid which is why i like reciting this, it's because the chase is incredibly exciting and it brings all the emotions back.:happy:

MMmm.. the chase is so yummy. I'm on the other end of the chase though :wink: No worries. I know it's weird for you guys to "brag". Think of it as therapy.

OK.



Good to know.

Oh my goodness. ENFP men are fuzzy lumps of love, Skycloud. I think it would be very hard for them to make a statement about a "conquest" or "darkside" without them also making the disclaimer "It was so wrong" or "I was young" or "It's not really a big deal and I didn't do it for selfish reasons, I wasn't trying to hurt ..." You see? ENFPs have serious CONSCIENCE. We know more than any one else, when we do something wrong. That is why I hope when other personality types approach this thread, they do so with sensitivity. No one needs to berate. It's hard for ENFP men to actually admit they can be the "Ladies' Man" because they usually hate guys who act like the "Ladies' Man".

For instance, here is a confession that I've said before but I'll say it again for the purpose of this thread. I will even highlight in bold where my ENFPness guilt induced disclaimers come out: In my dark past, I once seduced my boyfriend's room mate. Yep, he was a virgin too. It was something out of a movie. I stood beside his bed naked while he was sleeping and called out his name. It was nothing less than flat out seduction. I was pissed at my ex. He really was a jerk. And I knew his room mate wanted me but was also very shy. But I'm not proud of it. Although, it was a great memory. However, I wouldn't do it again. I know it's wrong.

So there you go. I was a ladies' man woman.

 

[pinkrasputin]

this.

i miss that. nowadays, i'd much prefer a real connection than get laid. sex is overrated, and love is underrated.

Wow. Sex is overrated? Not in my book.

Maybe this is the difference between male ENFPs and female ENFPs. I started out overrating love and eventually moved to pure sex being the shizzle. So far it seems like ENFP men go from the other extreme to valuing love more. *puke*

Perhaps 2 ENFPs could get together only if it is at a time in their lives when they are both intersecting in the middle. Like 2 passing ships on their way to opposite ends of the earth.

 

[pinkrasputin]

nonono, i love the sex. but i'd much rather a passionate kiss with someone awesome than sex with somebody i could care less about.

Ah yes. I would agree.

Eh too much stuff not gonna bother

Would you care to elaborate on what kind of "stuff"?

 

[pinkrasputin]

No. Your fine. Feel free to share your heart out. I already did. When I wrote the OP it just seemed like men were needing to do this most on the forum so I provided a safe haven for it.

 

[pinkrasputin]

Um this would involved doing your sisters best friend on your sisters bed and having sex with your ex gfs best friend on her bed doing your best freinds ex on his bed.... Yeaaaaa. This other so called "stuff" would include getting a sandwich after everytime does that count?

Yay! I feel so normal! *Happy Dance*

I like you. :happy:

 

[pinkrasputin]

Ok. So I was 18 and it was my freshman year of college. My boyfriend came into his dorm room where I had been napping to tell me a group of friends were playing cards in the common room. So we go an join them, and at first we were playing really stupid games. Then a friend suggested we play strip poker- in the commons room. That was extremely risky, and after half of us were half naked, we decided to move the game up into one of the guys' rooms (his mainly because he had no roommate). The first two people fully naked were me and my boyfriend, so naturally the group starts teasing us immensely and telling us to do 'naughty' things while the room watched. I believe there were 2 females and 5 males (including the guy who had the room).

Long story short, we had very intense sex in front of an entire group of people. The guys were hollering and said I looked 'amazing', and apparently enjoyed the 'live porn' experience very much. The only consequence was they exchanged the chair we 'did it' on for another chair in the study lounge. Nobody knew, right?

The next summer my boyfriend and I broke up.

Ironically enough, the next guy I dated was the guy whose room we used to play strip poker...

I've always wanted to brag about this story, my boyfriend doesn't even know (he'd FLIPPP)

Wow. That's a good story. I can't believe you were about to keep that in.

I like you too. :happy:

 

[pinkrasputin]

I like you as well . You seem very entertaining! I honestly don't know many ENFPs in my life, I know one, but I don't see him often.

So, where was your story, again? :tongue:

Meh, I'm a prude comparatively. It was a few posts back, just a boyfriend's room mate. But he was home asleep too. So maybe that earns me "conquest" points?

But I know that feeling of wanting to share, but not wanting to be judged. Because we are so totally different today. Lol. So we just carry around these good stories in our mind that make us giggle every now and then. Then we quickly brush the thoughts away with "Oh. That was so wrong." Hahaha.

Don't worry. I still think we are all good little ENFPs. :laughing:

 

[pinkrasputin]

I didn't read the whole thread but I thought I should point this out. AS to the comment about virgin male stories. "A Man Is Not A Virgin" - A Man Is Not A Virgin - Television Tropes & Idioms

That is an interesting link.

However, in my 20s, I considered male virgins super heros. That's all I wanted to be with. And they were rare.

 

[pinkrasputin]

My boyfriend (INTP) is one, actually. He's planning on waiting til marriage to have intercourse .

At least, from that technicality...

We find other ways to have fun

Haha. Yeah, that's how mine originally thought too. :wink: