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How can you have had marital sex if you're a virgin?Now that I've gotten my disclaimer post out of the way I am going to align myself with this group. Marital sex, while amazing, hardly qualifies as conquest (even if it involves leg irons and taking a prisoner and 14 climaxes), so I'll stick to little snippets of unique interactions with females in my daily life.
Yesterday's - Nice hot young gal working the counter at the gift shoppe in a touristy locale. I step up to the counter to ask for a cookie. My 70-year old ENTJ pal steps up to the the counter opposite the cookies and asks her for a chocolate truffle. She says, 'Just a minute, I need to help him first and she turns to me.' I look at my pal as hey says, 'Hey!' and I say (in a semi-sarcastic voice), "She's helping me first cuz I'm better looking." She instantly starts giggling. To which I respond, "OWWWWWWWW I guess I was wrong!" She says, "No, I just don't see guys talk to each other like that." My response, "Yeah, we're kind of special."
Anyways, hardly a conquest, but it put a smile on all 3 of our faces for awhile. And yum, what a good cookie.
Also, I think my youngest brother is an ENFP, but he doesn't brag about having sex with women, probably because he respects them.