ENFP Men Sexual Conquest Brag Thread

13269 Views 34 Replies 11 Participants Last post by pinkrasputin, Sep 25, 2010

pinkrasputin

Discussion Starter · Sep 22, 2010 (Edited)

Okay guys. You know you wanted it. You've been pulling every other thread in that direction, so here it finally is. Go ahead and reveal your sexual conquests from your dark days of yore and finally receive the "thanks" or kudos you feel you deserve. Virgin Men- go ahead and give detail about how you made the barista smile and blush (you know you coulda had her if you wanted).

So here you go men. Spread out them Peacock feathers and walk proudly. Oy.
(ENFP Women-we shall keep our background giggling to a moderate to low level. But I'm sure they wouldn't mind the loud applause :wink:

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE EXPLANATIONS TOO EXPLICIT AS THIS IS STILL IN SUB FORUM AND NOT SPAM. I am trying to keep it here. But I know my ENFPs are good at knowing their audience anyway. :wink:

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pinkrasputin

Discussion Starter · #21 · Sep 23, 2010

No. Your fine. Feel free to share your heart out. I already did. When I wrote the OP it just seemed like men were needing to do this most on the forum so I provided a safe haven for it.

Hardstyler

· #22 · Sep 24, 2010

pinkrasputin said:
Would you care to elaborate on what kind of "stuff"?

Um this would involved doing your sisters best friend on your sisters bed and having sex with your ex gfs best friend on her bed doing your best freinds ex on his bed.... Yeaaaaa. This other so called "stuff" would include getting a sandwich after everytime does that count?

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pinkrasputin

Discussion Starter · #23 · Sep 24, 2010

HaRdStYlEr said:
Um this would involved doing your sisters best friend on your sisters bed and having sex with your ex gfs best friend on her bed doing your best freinds ex on his bed.... Yeaaaaa. This other so called "stuff" would include getting a sandwich after everytime does that count?

Yay! I feel so normal! *Happy Dance*

I like you. :happy:

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skycloud86

· #24 · Sep 24, 2010

Finaille said:
Oh, this is only limited to males? Sad day... I'm fairly tame now, but I had a few... interesting years .

I don't think anyone would mind if you posted. You are an ENFP after all.

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Finaille

· #25 · Sep 25, 2010

Ok. So I was 18 and it was my freshman year of college. My boyfriend came into his dorm room where I had been napping to tell me a group of friends were playing cards in the common room. So we go an join them, and at first we were playing really stupid games. Then a friend suggested we play strip poker- in the commons room. That was extremely risky, and after half of us were half naked, we decided to move the game up into one of the guys' rooms (his mainly because he had no roommate). The first two people fully naked were me and my boyfriend, so naturally the group starts teasing us immensely and telling us to do 'naughty' things while the room watched. I believe there were 2 females and 5 males (including the guy who had the room).

Long story short, we had very intense sex in front of an entire group of people. The guys were hollering and said I looked 'amazing', and apparently enjoyed the 'live porn' experience very much. The only consequence was they exchanged the chair we 'did it' on for another chair in the study lounge. Nobody knew, right?

The next summer my boyfriend and I broke up.

Ironically enough, the next guy I dated was the guy whose room we used to play strip poker...

I've always wanted to brag about this story, my boyfriend doesn't even know (he'd FLIPPP)

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pinkrasputin

Discussion Starter · #26 · Sep 25, 2010

Finaille said:
Ok. So I was 18 and it was my freshman year of college. My boyfriend came into his dorm room where I had been napping to tell me a group of friends were playing cards in the common room. So we go an join them, and at first we were playing really stupid games. Then a friend suggested we play strip poker- in the commons room. That was extremely risky, and after half of us were half naked, we decided to move the game up into one of the guys' rooms (his mainly because he had no roommate). The first two people fully naked were me and my boyfriend, so naturally the group starts teasing us immensely and telling us to do 'naughty' things while the room watched. I believe there were 2 females and 5 males (including the guy who had the room).

Long story short, we had very intense sex in front of an entire group of people. The guys were hollering and said I looked 'amazing', and apparently enjoyed the 'live porn' experience very much. The only consequence was they exchanged the chair we 'did it' on for another chair in the study lounge. Nobody knew, right?

The next summer my boyfriend and I broke up.

Ironically enough, the next guy I dated was the guy whose room we used to play strip poker...

I've always wanted to brag about this story, my boyfriend doesn't even know (he'd FLIPPP)

Wow. That's a good story. I can't believe you were about to keep that in.

I like you too. :happy:

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Finaille

· #27 · Sep 25, 2010

pinkrasputin said:
Wow. That's a good story. I can't believe you were about to keep that in.

I like you too. :happy:

I like you as well

. You seem very entertaining! I honestly don't know many ENFPs in my life, I know one, but I don't see him often.

So, where was your story, again? :tongue:

pinkrasputin

Discussion Starter · #28 · Sep 25, 2010

Finaille said:
I like you as well . You seem very entertaining! I honestly don't know many ENFPs in my life, I know one, but I don't see him often.

So, where was your story, again? :tongue:

Meh, I'm a prude comparatively. It was a few posts back, just a boyfriend's room mate. But he was home asleep too. So maybe that earns me "conquest" points?

But I know that feeling of wanting to share, but not wanting to be judged. Because we are so totally different today. Lol. So we just carry around these good stories in our mind that make us giggle every now and then. Then we quickly brush the thoughts away with "Oh. That was so wrong." Hahaha.

Don't worry. I still think we are all good little ENFPs. :laughing:

viva

· #29 · Sep 25, 2010

Well... last night I went on what I would classify as a first date with this dude.

Then proceeded to come home and (pardon my french) fuck someone else mere hours later.

WHOOOPS. Questionable behavior.

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skycloud86

· #30 · Sep 25, 2010

vivacissimamente said:
Well... last night I went on what I would classify as a first date with this dude.

Then proceeded to come home and (pardon my french) fuck someone else mere hours later.

WHOOOPS. Questionable behavior.

Are you not planning on having a second date with the first man, or was it a first date that confirmed no need for a second date?

On the road to Damascus

· #31 · Sep 25, 2010

HaRdStYlEr said:
This other so called "stuff" would include getting a sandwich after everytime does that count?

Hummmmmm...I like sandwiches...

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Nidenel

· #32 · Sep 25, 2010

I didn't read the whole thread but I thought I should point this out. AS to the comment about virgin male stories. "A Man Is Not A Virgin" - A Man Is Not A Virgin - Television Tropes & Idioms

pinkrasputin

Discussion Starter · #33 · Sep 25, 2010

Nidenel said:
I didn't read the whole thread but I thought I should point this out. AS to the comment about virgin male stories. "A Man Is Not A Virgin" - A Man Is Not A Virgin - Television Tropes & Idioms

That is an interesting link.

However, in my 20s, I considered male virgins super heros. That's all I wanted to be with. And they were rare.

Finaille

· #34 · Sep 25, 2010

pinkrasputin said:
However, in my 20s, I considered male virgins super heros. That's all I wanted to be with. And they were rare.

My boyfriend (INTP) is one, actually. He's planning on waiting til marriage to have intercourse

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At least, from that technicality...

We find other ways to have fun

pinkrasputin

Discussion Starter · #35 · Sep 25, 2010

Finaille said:
My boyfriend (INTP) is one, actually. He's planning on waiting til marriage to have intercourse .

At least, from that technicality...

We find other ways to have fun

Haha. Yeah, that's how mine originally thought too. :wink:

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