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The ENTP, like the ENTJ, is charismatic, outgoing, and intelligent. ENTPs are often quickwitted, clever, and genial; they typically display a highly organized, rational cognitive ability which makes them natural scientists and inventors.

ENTPs are creative, complex people who seek to improve their understanding of the natural world, usually by building armored fifty-story-tall robotic monsters with iron jaws and death-ray eyes, or by creating genetically mutated plagues that spread unstoppably across the land, turning all who are contaminated into mindless zombie drones. They are less likely to want to conquer the world than to destroy it utterly, reducing it to nothing but slag and rubble--though this is often merely a side-effect of their pursuit of knowledge.

RECREATION: ENTPs enjoy recreational activities which challenge them physically and intellectually, such as water skiing and porting Linux to their iPods. They are also fond of collecting gadgets like combination cellpone/PDAs and orbiting arsenals of brain lasers, which they may port Linux to as well.

COMPATIBILITY: ENTPs and ENTJs make natural companions, as the one's unspeakable hunger for power complements the other's unspeakable hunger for knowledge. They do not generally build successful relationships with ESFJs, as ENTPs they are prone to behaving in inconveniently erratic ways, which pisses ESFJs off to no end; and because ENTPs simply do not know how to dress appropriately for formal occasions.

Famous ENTPs include Spencer Silver (the inventor of Post-It Notes), Robert Oppenheimer, and Dr. Jeckyll.
 

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I didn't knew where to post that, but i think i found the stereotypical portrait of an ENTP
That guy is just awesome, haha.

Unfortunately it is in french .... but for the probable few people who understand it, they will enjoy the video :).

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"This is true i am an average person, but i'm a boss. I own a medical urgence service, it's a bit arrogant to say that, but i have a medical urgence service and i'm proud of it. My troops.. i'm a liberal, the important thing is that they think like me. And i'm a boss indeed, a boss don't have to give directions he has to be.. and i think i am, i believe i am actually."
 

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Oh how I HATE ESFJ!!
Have I ever met one that I liked?
It's only lasted maybe 2 sec
Blah!! :confused:
Actually there are a few that I like. But they are very mature and so as their told.
 

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Weird, this sounds more like me. But I don't evaporate if people are not around me. I thought extroverts were heterotrophic and therefore need to feed off of peoples souls or energy or something like that.

Where as introverts are homotrophic by nature. Like trees or something....
 

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Oh how I HATE ESFJ!!
Have I ever met one that I liked?
It's only lasted maybe 2 sec
Blah!!

Actually there are a few that I like. But they are very mature and so as their told.
The secret is to agree with them until you can exit the room and run....that is if they don't break your legs. But thats if they like you...but..hey....it's a compliment right :D
 

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I tried to be in relationship with an ESFJ, lasted 4 months and it took me a full month to make her realize it was over.
Worst relationship of my life, only because of all the energy she drained from me.
 
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Weird, this sounds more like me. But I don't evaporate if people are not around me. I thought extroverts were heterotrophic and therefore need to feed off of peoples souls or energy or something like that.

Where as introverts are homotrophic by nature. Like trees or something....
Eeehhh. Jung extroversion /= english extroversion.
 

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Weird, this sounds more like me. But I don't evaporate if people are not around me. I thought extroverts were heterotrophic and therefore need to feed off of peoples souls or energy or something like that.

Where as introverts are homotrophic by nature. Like trees or something....
I was thinking that it sounded a bit more INTP in a way (not outgoing and charismatic but witty and genial) but really the thirst for knowledge and collecting gadgets and the Linux stuff. We'd talk a big game and then get bored and move on and I don't think we have the gadget love as much. We'd rather interact with live people. This is silly anyway.
 

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Weird, this sounds more like me. But I don't evaporate if people are not around me. I thought extroverts were heterotrophic and therefore need to feed off of peoples souls or energy or something like that.

Where as introverts are homotrophic by nature. Like trees or something....
I do feed off of people's energy, until they shrivel away into nothingness as I absorb their life force and prepare myself for my next helpless victim to succumb to my predatory urges. But this has more to do with the fact that I'm demonic hellspawn and less with my extraversion.
 

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I tried to be in relationship with an ESFJ, lasted 4 months and it took me a full month to make her realize it was over.
Worst relationship of my life, only because of all the energy she drained from me.
Unfortunately, I dated an ESFJ too. It reeked. She did not understand a thing I tried to explain to her.
 

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Unfortunately, I dated an ESFJ too. It reeked. She did not understand a thing I tried to explain to her.
They simply can't understand anything rational.
They are so emotional, all their actions must be in harmony with everything.

Oh, when I was trying to explain something for pure random knowledge, she told me to shut up.
And that she had enough brainwashing at school (auxiliary nurse..).
It amazed me that for her, intellectual growth should only be at school.
 
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They simply can't understand anything rational.
They are so emotional, all their actions must be in harmony with everything.

Oh, when I was trying to explain something for pure random knowledge, she told me to shut up.
And that she had enough brainwashing at school (auxiliary nurse..).
It amazed me that for her, intellectual growth should only be at school.
That's absolutely disgusting. Life itself is a learning experience. Our bodies AND minds both need room to grow freely. To say "intellectual growth" should be prevalent only at school would be like saying "physical growth" should only be for the gym. No.
 

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That's absolutely disgusting. Life itself is a learning experience. Our bodies AND minds both need room to grow freely. To say "intellectual growth" should be prevalent only at school would be like saying "physical growth" should only be for the gym. No.
Intellectual growth should begin at birth, and only cease at death.
Random knowledge is what fuel my will to live.
 

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Try to date ESTP instead. If my best friend (ESTP) wasn't a male, I would have fucked him :eek:.
My best friend is ESTP also.
I wouldn't say I'd fuck him tho..
You will get fucked up in a relationship with an ESTP tho. If you have trouble finding out the truth, you will live in constant lies or at least useless amplification of situations. Meaning, he might have talked to a known hockey player but he'll add up that he told him something mean.
 

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Weird, this sounds more like me. But I don't evaporate if people are not around me. I thought extroverts were heterotrophic and therefore need to feed off of peoples souls or energy or something like that.

Where as introverts are homotrophic by nature. Like trees or something....
So people are either trees or demons. Cool, cool.
 

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i don't get the hate for esfjs. unless you're a numpty and let them into your life in some meaningful way, they are like troll bait galore

Me "i shit in the garden because it's good compost. here, have a carrot"

them. "I'M TELLING THE GOVERNMENT"

+ apparently they are super caring individuals, which is really sexy
 
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