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On an almost daily basis I am confused (and amused) by certain conversations I have with others. I suspect I'm not alone. Please post examples (and the other person's MBTI) if you have them - if not the exact words then the general gist.

Here is one from today:


ISFJ: X's house was broken into yesterday and they stole her TV. I'm sure she'll want to move now, which is such a pity cause her house is so perfect.

Me: Does she have an alarm?

ISFJ: I don't think so. Plenty of people over there don't have them. I'm sure she'll end up moving.

Me: Or she could just get an alarm...

ISFJ: But she won't want to live there now that someone's broken in. Especially because she's elderly and alone.

Me: But she is no more or less likely to get broken into when she moves than she is now.

ISFJ: It's awful and she's older and has to live by herself. I'm sure she'll move.

Me: She'll still be living by herself if she moves...

ISFJ: I can't talk to you. Why are you so difficult to talk to?

:dry: :laughing: :ninja:
 

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As soon as transport is available off world... whos with me?
**Jumps and down with arms waving in the air**

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME.
 

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If transport becomes available, why can't we just ship all of them off? I rather like Earth, I can take pretty pictures here...

Today's conversation:

Ma- why don't you get this carrying case?
Me- cuz I like what I have
Ma- but it's not even a proper case, it's just the box/packaging it came in
Me- yes, and the packaging is perfectly suited for transportation
Ma- but it's not a case like what they're selling as a case
Me- yes, but it works perfectly fine
Ma- but it's not a case
Me- it works for me
Ma- but wouldn't you like this case, it'll fit in your purse
Me- no it won't, and I like what I have
Ma- but this is a proper case
Me- I LIKE WHAT I HAVE
Ma- but this one is actually a real case and it looks nicer
Me- I'M NOT BUYING IT
Ma- I just don't understand you *sigh*
 

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I'll start it. I packed my tent, sleeping bag and MREs. I ain't leaving this line for nuthin'. I'm gonna be on that ship.
All I need is a towel, and some one to wake me. So I can sleep through this "world".
 

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I'll just post a Facebook conversation between me and my ENFP friend:
(LONG)

Friend: My sister thought you and I were dating. People don't really pay attention ever do they?

Me: lol everyone thinks we're dating.

Friend: Everyone except you and me! Which you think would be enough to convince everyone but they still don't get it. It's incredible really.

Me: maybe it's a sign =P

Friend: It's a sign that people are dumN. [she likes to purposely misspell dumb]
Friend: Did you like that burn? ;3

Me: not as much as the rope burns ;)

Friend: You're terrible! Just terrible! XD

Me: yeah i am.
Me: terribly SEXY

Friend: *link of Hank Hill saying "My god are you STILL talking?"*

Me: *link of the song "I'm Sexy and I know it."*

Friend: That's probably the BEST COMEBACK EVER!!!!!! *brain explodes* I just got served hella bad!

Me: served up a slice of sexy pie (i can do this all day)

Friend: Ah Jimmy, you always know how to make me laugh.

Me: quit peeking when I'm changing!

Friend: It just keeps coming! XD

Me: GROSS!

Friend: Hamza [roommate/boyfriend] literally just asked me "Are you gonna touch his butt or something?" -_-

Me: well are you?

Friend: *link of My little pony clip saying "No, no, NO!"
OH WAIT! THIS ONE'S BETTER: *clip of MLP saying "mmm....NAH!"

Me: methinks you doth protest too much.

Friend: I protest just the right amount.

Me: just enough to play hard to get huh?

Friend: *clip of MLP saying "Did you just come up with that now?"*

Me: nope, i've always known. i can see the lust in your eyes.
Me: cant say that i blame you.

Friend: Why are we even friends? It doesn't make sense!

Me: the world is a confusing place

Second Friend: omg I laughed so hard reading this entire exchange

Me: she wants me.

First friend: to shut up

Me: and take it, like a dirty, dirty boy.

Friend 1: I feel like I should be offended but it's just too funny

Me: dont worry, plenty of other women out there are offended when i talk to them.

Friend 1: That's a good lad

Me: heck i dont even have to talk to some of them for them to give me attitude, isnt that right (Friend 3)?

Friend 3: it's how i say hi O__________O

Me: i dont want to know how you say good bye then!

and that's pretty much how all my conversations go if i dont hate you.
 

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and that's pretty much how all my conversations go if i dont hate you.
Life is always better when sarcasm and a sense of humor is used.

Good thing this line we are all waiting for will have plenty of small talk like this . . . . . LMAO
 

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If transport becomes available, why can't we just ship all of them off? I rather like Earth, I can take pretty pictures here...
shhh.... thats the "real" plan.

mothers dont know what "no" means, until you ask for something you WANT.
 
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