Thank you , that just made me laugh really hard.Whatsapp conversation with le mother.
Mother: [whine whine, bitch bitch, life sucks] .. [Sick sick, illness, doctors bad health, can't move]
Mother: [Can't get out of bed. sick sick cough cough no energy omg poor me] [life sucks. life sucks. life sucks.]
Mother: [long list of activities done today]
Me: So.. really.. it's not been such a bad day after all
I'm now awaiting the You-Are-Not-Being-A-Supportive-Daughter / Validate-My-PAINNN email.
I feel the same exact way about people who randomly call doing promos and such. This reminds me of a conversation I had with a representative of some credit card company a while back. I usually try to be polite with them, since they are just doing their jobs, but this same lady kept calling me repeatedly about it and then I lost my patience and retaliated in my own subtle way.I used to be a bit more polite with call center people. Now...I just don't have time to deal with their scripted bull. Especially since every time we have an issue or question and have to call our ISP, they take it upon themselves (probably per policy) to remind us we only have internet (Like we didn't know) and try and bundle it with something else at some sort of special price for 6-12 months.
Honestly, I already get the promos in the mail and in my junk inbox. Let me contact you and when I say 'bug off' bug. off.
more about this.me to team, wednesday: ... and i'll be in a meeting during the afternoon. so you all know, the headest qa honcho of all has called an all-hands meeting in which he wants all of us 'speak up' and identify reasons for this stock-price-endangering epidemic of bugs in release.
team: oooooooo. . .
Story of my life, except not with math but most other things. In grad school there was just one other student faster than me and she said she'd purposely wait for me to turn mine in first because she didn't want to be first lol one time we made eye contact after a test because I was just going to sit there and make her go first (after I found out she waits for me). We almost started laughing when we caught each other's eye, so I just got up and turned mine in.I had finished a really simple math test in about thirty seconds and went to hand it in.
Annoying Girl: You're already done? I haven't even written my name!
Teacher: It's probably all wrong. *Picks up paper, checks it, turns paper over and puts it back in the basket* Or not.