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I asked a panel of experts about fisting and other funny sexual acts, and they came to the unanimous conclusion that I should leave them alone.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Fisting: The Funniest Sexual Act?
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Thanks for derailing my serious thread! :angry:
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:laughing: :laughing: :crazy: I love the thread tags!
Errr, the only remotely funny sexual act I've heard of was in biology class when we had to watch an entire video about making babies, and in some species of beetles (I think... it was two years ago. Anyway), the male would fly by and SWOOP! literally pick up the female and mate with her in the air. I think it would be called abduction if a human did that.
Might want to consider the donkey punch, though. I mean, I know that the injuries can be serious, but the idea of it is just so silly.
Errr, the only remotely funny sexual act I've heard of was in biology class when we had to watch an entire video about making babies, and in some species of beetles (I think... it was two years ago. Anyway), the male would fly by and SWOOP! literally pick up the female and mate with her in the air. I think it would be called abduction if a human did that.
Might want to consider the donkey punch, though. I mean, I know that the injuries can be serious, but the idea of it is just so silly.
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Yeah, the tags are pretty hilarious haha.
I think if an asexual intergalactic species visited Earth, they would agree that the entire act of sex in general looks pretty funny. But now, I can't tell if this thread is indeed serious or not? Serious INTJ is serious :laughing:
I think if an asexual intergalactic species visited Earth, they would agree that the entire act of sex in general looks pretty funny. But now, I can't tell if this thread is indeed serious or not? Serious INTJ is serious :laughing:
Dude.
Ducks.
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I was thinking they would rely on cloning. Of course, I'm sure they'd want the physical pleasure that sex provides...but if they are advanced enough for intergalactic travel methinks they would've overcome that survival-based instinct.
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I removed my post because I didn't notice before that you had actually included the word 'asexual' in there xD
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I don't find fisting funny. Anal or vaginal. It just makes things so big and gaping. I don't even enjoy watching it on porn. It's a turn off to me. So is watching women use big purple strap-ons. Actually watching women use big purple strap-ons is pretty hilarious to me. It just looks so awkward. But it's not a turn on.
And why do women give dildos head in porn? I'm just curious. It looks really dumb to me. Is that a turn on to anyone? A woman licking a sucking a plastic thingy? It looks retarded.
And why do women give dildos head in porn? I'm just curious. It looks really dumb to me. Is that a turn on to anyone? A woman licking a sucking a plastic thingy? It looks retarded.
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:laughing: I think a big part of vaginal fisting's appeal is the objective of getting the girl turned on to the point where she's wet and expanded enough to stick a hand in there.
That was beautiful, you are a poet among men.
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I wonder if this practice originated from Vlad the impaler? seems likely given his title ("impale-her").
*puts on anthropological specs and takes notes*
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That sums up everything I want to say on this topic.
Won't work for anal fisting.
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