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I asked a panel of experts about fisting and other funny sexual acts, and they came to the unanimous conclusion that I should leave them alone.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Thanks for derailing my serious thread! :angry:I think the funniest sexual acts involve invertebrates.
:laughing:Thanks for derailing my serious thread! :angry:
Octopuses.I think the funniest sexual acts involve invertebrates.
Dude.:laughing: :laughing: :crazy: I love the thread tags!
Errr, the only remotely funny sexual act I've heard of was in biology class when we had to watch an entire video about making babies, and in some species of beetles (I think... it was two years ago. Anyway), the male would fly by and SWOOP! literally pick up the female and mate with her in the air. I think it would be called abduction if a human did that.
Might want to consider the donkey punch, though. I mean, I know that the injuries can be serious, but the idea of it is just so silly.
I was thinking they would rely on cloning. Of course, I'm sure they'd want the physical pleasure that sex provides...but if they are advanced enough for intergalactic travel methinks they would've overcome that survival-based instinct.Wouldn't they need sex also? Unless they're immortal. Or unless they're advanced/developed asexual beings. Each of which would be pretty cool!!
I removed my post because I didn't notice before that you had actually included the word 'asexual' in there xDI was thinking they would rely on cloning. Of course, I'm sure they'd want the physical pleasure that sex provides...but if they are advanced enough for intergalactic travel methinks they would've overcome that survival-based instinct.
Why?Dude.
Ducks.
That was beautiful, you are a poet among men.:laughing: I think a big part of vaginal fisting's appeal is the objective of getting the girl turned on to the point where she's wet and expanded enough to stick a hand in there.
I wonder if this practice originated from Vlad the impaler? seems likely given his title ("impale-her").:laughing: I think a big part of vaginal fisting's appeal is the objective of getting the girl turned on to the point where she's wet and expanded enough to stick a hand in there.
Won't work for anal fisting.:laughing: I think a big part of vaginal fisting's appeal is the objective of getting the girl turned on to the point where she's wet and expanded enough to stick a hand in there.