[Amplofi]

So, to start this thing off, I'd like to announce to you all that I took a field trip to the local sewage treatment facility the other day. Don't ask- we visit all sorts of interesting locations in AP Environmental Science.

Anyway, I know the entire story now. It's a dark-brown tale indeed. roud:

I mean, my day was just peaches and creamed poopcake!

Yeah...
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[pinkoctopus]

Works every time

 

[Who]

...So the talent agent says "That sure is some act you got there, what do you call it?"

The father smiles and says, "The Aristocrats!"

 

[Ace Face]

*blank stare*

Why don't I understannnnnnnd?! xD

 

[Hekate]

*blank stare*

Why don't I understannnnnnnd?! xD

Your sarcasm and pun alarms/awareness is broken.

 

[Ace Face]

The one to win them all...

 

[Amplofi]

This thread picked up? My god, the world really is going to end, isn't it. :|

 

[MusicBird]

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

BECAUSE HE WAS A FUN-GI!

(and for any directioners out there, yes I just quoted Louis Tomlinson. The funny part is I almost told this joke to a taxi driver yesterday, just to see what his reaction would be... but I didn't.:/ Next time!)

 

[Some Kind of Blue]

http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/koma-comic-strip-lame-pun-****-just-got-a-competitor.jpg
XD

.......

lolwut.

 

[liza_200]

 

[pinkoctopus]

Here's my other version:

me: Hey baby... did it hurt?...
Victim: *expects when you fell from heaven* Did what hurt?
me: WHEN YOU EMERGED FROM THE FLAMES OF HELL.

*insert evil laughter*

 

[Amplofi]

Here's my other version:

me: Hey baby... did it hurt?...
Victim: *expects when you fell from heaven* Did what hurt?
me: WHEN YOU EMERGED FROM THE FLAMES OF HELL.

*insert evil laughter*

Oh jeez. Hahahahaha

 

[Amplofi]

So there was this walking contest... I skipped it.