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I've noticed quite a few people have named their genitals. For instance, I have named my dick, "Danny Devito" because it's somewhat short, but very fat. So have you named your privates, and if so what are/is it's name?
What was it?My ex had one for mine and it was degrading.
I told her that I didn't like it .. She kept it up ... and over time, I got fed up with it and her.
It's an Urdu word and it was a reference to its length --- or lack thereof. You get the idea.What was it?
"chota" perhaps? Yeah mines somewhat short but very thick. I'm currently trying to devise a method to lengthen it.It's an Urdu word and it was a reference to its length --- or lack thereof. You get the idea.
Worse ... "chhonu munnoo" in baby-talk. In fact, she used to start doing that whenever we tried to have sex - and sometimes I could look past it - but others I just wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up."chota" perhaps? Yeah mines somewhat short but very thick. I'm currently trying to devise a method to lengthen it.
How big is your dick? It can't be that smallWorse ... "chhonu munnoo" in baby-talk. In fact, she used to start doing that whenever we tried to have sex - and sometimes I could look past it - but others I just wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up.
I'm comfortable with my length ... always was. And am again. But she wasn't. The way she went about drumming insecurities in my head was systematic and borderline abusive.
Heh ... let's say it's good enough to get the job doneHow big is your dick? It can't be that small
I'm 5 1/2 in length and 5 1/2 in girth.Heh ... let's say it's good enough to get the job done![]()
LMAO! That sounds like a pussy on her period. (You know, with the vampire thing.)Once upon a time, there was one named Vampgina...
I had a girl once that named my cock Richard because it was the long version for Dick.I don't have one for my girlfriend, but she calls mine Peter :S just like when she's horny she says henry, so that I know in public![]()
To either talk about it in public (reference @Theyknow) without sounding too odd and just because it probably turns a person on or sounds cute. My first boyfriend named his for me, but I have literally forgotten it by now. lolSo for what purpose does it serve to assign names to your genitals?<-----This is a legitimately and curious question.
What's odd about saying, "penis", "vagina", or "anus"? It's like saying it's odd to say "finger", "head" and "arms".To either talk about it in public (reference @Theyknow) without sounding too odd and just because it probably turns a person on or sounds cute. My first boyfriend named his for me, but I have literally forgotten it by now. lol
Entertainment value.So for what purpose does it serve to assign names to your genitals?<-----This is a legitimately and curious question.