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Life is like a dry spell
With no heat
My eyes are scorched
From the bottom of my feet

Taxes are cheap
Watermelons are big
I just wish it did not have
a spade

CHORUS: spade spade spade spade

I have tears in my eyes
My throat hurts
And seeds in my mouth
And blood on my face

That axe-wielding maniac
Is headed due south
I can't see his eyes his eyes his eyes
time flies

CHORUS: spade spade spade spade spade spade

HW: Ok, it's only going to get worse, so we should stop.
H: Because it gets less spontaneous and more like we suck.

Tears, I'm crying
I feel like I'm dying
Because, seriously, why are we trying?

CHORUS: spade spade spade spade


H: You're being so nice to me!
L: It's true though! You...light up my life with your...insanities...hours of hysterical laughter...
H: Aww....I feel there should be an interpretive dance to that.
L: (hysterical laughter) "There should be an interpretive dance:" that is such a heartturnedtoporcelain response.
H: It is! And she starts patting herself on the chest....
 
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Life is like a dry spell
With no heat
My eyes are scorched
From the bottom of my feet

Taxes are cheap
Watermelons are big
I just wish it did not have
a spade

CHORUS: spade spade spade spade

I have tears in my eyes
My throat hurts
And seeds in my mouth
And blood on my face

That axe-wielding maniac
Is headed due south
I can't see his eyes his eyes his eyes
time flies

CHORUS: spade spade spade spade spade spade

HW: Ok, it's only going to get worse, so we should stop.
H: Because it gets less spontaneous and more like we suck.

Tears, I'm crying
I feel like I'm dying
Because, seriously, why are we trying?

CHORUS: spade spade spade spade


H: You're being so nice to me!
L: It's true though! You...light up my life with your...insanities...hours of hysterical laughter...
H: Aww....I feel there should be an interpretive dance to that.
L: (hysterical laughter) "There should be an interpretive dance:" that is such a heartturnedtoporcelain response.
H: It is! And she starts patting herself on the chest....
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//// I actually didn't expect this much

dirty oooo dirty oooo

when the hell did we say the last thing??

the robot and the kitties are soooo cute
 
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