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Disclaimer: If you are easily offended by my humour, or are going to take me overly seriously, please leave before I slap you through the matrix.

I'm an INTJ that is very open. Ironic, I know. I'm going to tell everyone all about myself in 5...4...2...0...

What comes after 0 again?

I forgot :unsure:

Anyway, I like to tell jokes to intentionally piss people off and I hope everyone will be able to not take me too seriously or else I WILL piss you off.

Well, that's all. Farwell lonely losers who spend all their time here.
 

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Welcome, you'll find that a lot of INTJs have a good humor. Just don't tell anyone else, it'll ruin the reputation.
 

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Wait a second... INTJs would never purchase a sense of humor, which means... you had it factory installed? I didn't even know that was an option!

Also, I prefer to move into the imaginary realm after 0. Sure, we could say -1i, but we can get more creative than that.
 
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Thank you everyone above and below me. I shall not fail in the mission to call you all lonely internet dwellers with no life and no girlfriend (yes, even if you're straight).
 

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An INTJ with a sense of humor? Will wonders never cease?

That was sarcasm, in case you missed it. I'm considerate like that. A considerate INTJ.

It appears we are all diamonds in the rough.

Edit: Oh, and welcome to PerC, fellow lonely, lifeless, and loveless Internet dweller.
 

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Disclaimer: If you are easily offended by my humour, or are going to take me overly seriously, please leave before I slap you through the matrix.

I'm an INTJ that is very open. Ironic, I know. I'm going to tell everyone all about myself in 5...4...2...0...

What comes after 0 again?

I forgot :unsure:

Anyway, I like to tell jokes to intentionally piss people off and I hope everyone will be able to not take me too seriously or else I WILL piss you off.

Well, that's all. Farwell lonely losers who spend all their time here.
I wonder if you used to tell jokes to make people laugh and you noticed it pissed people off so you went with that.
 

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Youre an INTJ... But yet you have a sense?! You must be an ISTJ!!
... Nah, Im just kidding. Welcome to PerC!!!

Edit: Oh, I just realized youre an idiot. :O Nowait. Youre not. Imsorryimsorry! No youre not an idiot i said that because of other people that would make me a worse idiot so nevermind the edit!
 
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If you are going to enjoy pissing us off, you could at least pay more attention to your spelling errors. :3
Again, I said, "Disclaimer: If you are easily offended by my humour, or are going to take me overly seriously, please leave before I slap you through the matrix."

That means, most of the things I typed were jokes that were not meant to be taken seriously. :) *coughs*

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