Ok
But why in the fuck would anyone torture themselves and go out tonight to Christmas shop just to save a few fucking dollars.
I am never a Black Friday or early bird Friday Christmas shopper. So you can imagine my astonishment when I innocently went to get house supplies for my clients. WHAT THE FUCK the line is like half a mile long of people just with carts filled with JUNK, WTF.
Forget the fucken deals, you couldn't pay me to stand in one of those lines. I cannot imagine what would possess anyone to put themselves through the torture. Fuck that! I instantly just dropped all my clients items into a random empty cart upon noticing this absurd line. Fuck this, turns around and runs outta the store.
Just how? Who? Why? I think I am all for paying extra money for convenience and my sanity.
Last year my husband and I went to Walmart to get some groceries on Thursday night and when we got into the parking lot I saw cops, wondered what was up, got in the store and it was a madhouse, someone had to tell me what was going on--they started Black Friday 'early'--at 6:00 p.m.
People were rushing around and a young man almost knocked me down--didn't care, he was heading for whatever... Then I saw other people grouped together standing while more were sitting on the floor near where I buy fleece for the rat cages--like they were waiting for their favorite rock group and had to sit in line all night.
Craziness.
My husband and I said, "Uh-uh," and we headed for the frozen food section, snagged some almond milk, got in line, and we were gone.
The greed is awful. No one 'needs' a discount on a flat screen tee vee or whatever hot item so much it's worth hurting themselves and others over, yet obviously they think so, and it's so bad police have to be on hand for crowd control.
I have an odd sense of humor. Well, I have various senses of humor, and one is ironic:
Someone from a church my husband went to--I went along--was rushing toward whatever she was intent on, didn't see us, and she's really into God and going to Heaven, won't go on Facebook because it's beneath her, but damned if she wasn't narrow-eyed focused on getting a deal: "You can't serve two masters..."
I am not a Christian but mammon isn't my Main Squeeze.