How do you charm people?
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Say something outrageous, then once I have their attention, mellow out.
Emotional reactions good or bad - are better than being forgotten/ignored.
Emotional reactions good or bad - are better than being forgotten/ignored.
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Damn, bringing the A game!
Not ashamed to admit, this
I don't think I really try to charm people.
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I stick my finger in my lady parts, wipe it on my neck, then lean into them closely.
I've heard of this one before actually.
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Seriously? Lol! I was trying to think of something to do with pheromones and that popped in my head. Like makeshift pheromones. Now I wonder if that works? Lol!
Awe shit, Intra has some competition.I charm those fuckers with my super kazooin skills
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@intranstI charm those fuckers with my super kazooin skills
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My go to chat up line in the smoking shelter of a club was "did you know your ears line up with your nipples". 99.9% of people would try it. That was always fun to watch. A good few were smart enough to ask to test it out on me.
But for real I typically charm people by being very secretive then years later coming out with my deepest darkest secret or say something incredibly dark casually and they question everything they thought they ever knew about me.
Actually a thousand hermit crabs in a trench coat pretending to be human.
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I charm only when/if i dont try to charm.
Is intranst a kazooist too?
Maybe we can start an orchestra.
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I read that from a book once, so it must work.
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Sort of....He doesn't actually play the kazoo...
Now I must try this......for science.
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I once read in a book that women should stick a popsicle up their hoo-ha to make it taste nice for their man. She also met her future husband when he was cat calling women at a gas station so it totally works. Lmk if you try it out
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Instead of following the order of things: Popsicle -> hoo-ha = lady parts -> finger -> neck
It will be easier to just: popsicle -> neck
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OOOH
At first I thought make the popsicle taste nice for a man. But like vag flavored popsicles? EW Does he know you stuck it in your vag? Sounds kind of sadistic...Do you tell him or not tell him and just pretend it's a normal popsicle and wait for him to notice how much better it tastes?
"here honey, I brought you a nice vagina flavored Popsicle for this hot summer afternoon..."
lol Now I get it.
This seriously took like fifteen minutes though to realize.That doesn't sound good for a vag though either way, so no.
Winner. 😆
I have no charm, I'm just my awkward self and some how that naturally works on 1 out of 5000.
As an INTP I rapid fire regurgidork obscure useless facts at them, often without breathing. "Helllloooooo ladies, ever want to know the origins of the Peloponnesian war??? Hello ..?? ladies ..???" <Cricket Chirps> "Thats OK, Ill be here all week. Just let me know when you want to be dorked at." <Chirp> <Chirp> <Chirp> ..
... <Chirp> <Chirp> "Hey cricket did you know that the 6922 or E88CC (European designation) vacuum tube was designed to handle higher power than the more common 6DJ8 or ECC88 tube coupled with a longer service life. You can use a 6922 in place of a 6DJ8 but cannot use a 6DJ8 in place of a 6922." <Chirp> <Chirp> ... "In fact the 7308 or E188CC is a military spec tube that is considered even more robust than the 6922" <Chirp> <Chirp> <Chirp> <Chirp>
... <Chirp> <Chirp> "Hey cricket did you know that the 6922 or E88CC (European designation) vacuum tube was designed to handle higher power than the more common 6DJ8 or ECC88 tube coupled with a longer service life. You can use a 6922 in place of a 6DJ8 but cannot use a 6DJ8 in place of a 6922." <Chirp> <Chirp> ... "In fact the 7308 or E188CC is a military spec tube that is considered even more robust than the 6922" <Chirp> <Chirp> <Chirp> <Chirp>
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