i ended up not texting cause i couldnt find a good/short INTJ thing to say. sarcasm/dry humor sounds good! any other sarcastic/humor things I can say?
I actually avoid reading texts in this lock down mode...but one friend always manages to get a message thru to me. She is completely zany and off the wall...and usually tells me something like "I must be high from the led paint, so when you are unlocking..." (the she asks a question, usually reminding me I'm the only one who can answer it)... This makes me laugh and I cannot resist to remind her you don't get high from lead paint. Then answer her question. I know it's more than one line...but she is only person that ever gets replies when I'm there. She has them too, but she announces before she goes into them.
Something shorter: I understand your need to go, send smoke signals if he needs something: white smoke for food, red smoke for a unit of blood, black smoke for an emergency roll of TP.
Laughs are good, and it's a sign that you will be there when he emerges from "his cave"