[Empty]

And get a divorce the very next day.

Then I can say I have done both.

So, who wants to be my spouse?

 

[Playful Proxy]

Would the massive quantities of paperwork even allow that?

 

[qingdom]

random drunk woman in vegas.

If sources are needed, two movies of which comes to mind that touches on this includes Hangover, What happens in Vegas...

 

[theorycraft]

Lets move to San Francisco immediately.

 

[Empty]

: D

 

[nadjasix]

I know lesbians who charge foreigners to get married just for long enough for the guy to get citizenship. They make a lot, too, like enough to pay rent for a few years...

The girls who lived upstairs in my last building did it.

 

[Empty]

My new goal in life: become a lesbian.

 

[downsowf]

The majority of attorneys are by far in favor of gay marriage and not for any moral reasons. Actually, I should rephrase what I just said. Attorneys aren't necessarily in favor of gay marriage as much as they are in favor of gay divorce. ---$$$$$

 

[humansponge]

And get a divorce the very next day.

Then I can say I have done both.

So, who wants to be my spouse?

This is so weird, I was talking to my co-workers about that today. Fuck the commitment, I want the party. *kidding*


But not really.

 

[Richard]

This is so weird, I was talking to my co-workers about that today. Fuck the commitment, I want the party. *kidding*


But not really.

You just want the food.

 

[humansponge]

You just want the food.

How did you know?

 

[Richard]

How did you know?

Memories, I haz dem.

 

[humansponge]

Memories, I haz dem.

I like that.

 

[In2itive]

I want to get married and not get divorced.

Preferably to an introvert. We would both have our own offices/workspaces where we could spend time in seclusion for hours. It would have to be an introvert who isn't touchy-feely and has panic attacks if I don't constantly remind them I'm still madly in love with them. They would just have to understand it. I guess that narrows it down to INTPs and INTJs.

 

[Tyrant]

I want to get married and not get divorced.

Dude, where's the fun in that?

Kidding, kidding.

 

[Chrysantheist]

I was married once... best financial decision I ever made for myself at 18. :happy: My gay best friend & I celebrated that evening in a hotel and drank chocolate martinis. And then I got financial aid for school and it was a total win.

 

[billymark]

I almost got married when I thought I was deploying for the money. Looking back, that is probably the closest I'll ever come to marriage.

 

[Ordev]

It would have to be an introvert who isn't touchy-feely and has panic attacks if I don't constantly remind them I'm still madly in love with them.
[...]
I guess that narrows it down to INTPs and INTJs.

I may have some bad news for you. INTPs, at least, can be painfully insecure.

A mandatory cliché: "Date the person, not the type".

 

[In2itive]

I may have some bad news for you. INTPs, at least, can be painfully insecure.

A mandatory cliché: "Date the person, not the type".

I've dated two INTPs. Neither were insecure.

 

[nadjasix]

I was married once... best financial decision I ever made for myself at 18. :happy: My gay best friend & I celebrated that evening in a hotel and drank chocolate martinis. And then I got financial aid for school and it was a total win.

Excellent idea.

I've thought about the marriage for pay thing many times, but financial aid is what kept me out of it. Usually these guys are rich and from like Norway.