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If I was elected monarch of the Us, the first thing I would do would be to question the sanity of the people... I mean, don't you have any better candidates? Really, not anyone? And just for the record: I never got any good grades at "The Tyrant Evening Course" I was attending, so I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

The next question would be "Who is the Queen? Is my dog qualified?"

The third question would be "Can I have some cake, please? And while my servant whips the cream, could some of you please whip the Prime Minister as well, just to keep things in order?"

Nah, don't want to be monarch, and surely not if I had to be elected. The only power that would interest me is the kind of power I would have to seize, not the kind you get by election.

Hey wait! This is not a trick question?!? The monarch is to be chosen from the INFJ ranks here at PerC?!? Cool! :crazy:
 

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Wait a minute, when did the US become a monarchy???

Ok, I guess I would fix the economy, and everyone who needs a job would have one.

There would be no poverty.

Health care would be free for everyone.

I'm not sure how I would practically go about doing this, but since it's going to be a monarchy, I can command other people to find a solution to the problems- lest I behead them.
 

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Woooohooooo! Off with the heads of the Federal Government! Out with the new and in with the old! Sorry Daveman, I liked that saying in your new thread!:tongue:

Yeah, what Malovane says>>>>
I'd re-establish the original constitutional republic, clarify the intents of the bill of rights, then resign.
And no, do not bring back the Federal Government!
 
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I'd make the US a province of The Netherlands, use it's military to take the power from queen Beatrix and then rule my (now much bigger) country with an iron fist.

Start learning Dutch, punks.
 
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I would rework the entire guts of the country, then resign.

Would be much more easy than starting one as I plan to. (Yes, I know it's highly unlikely, but I know that I shouldn't expect much to come of it. it's a life goal, and I'm going for it, critics be damned.)
 
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restore a democracy. and gather a group of brilliant, good-hearted people to help clean up the system a bit (big job.) less corruption, clean parts of the economy, unfair processes, etc. mostly i'd leave it the same. what's unfair is highly debatable
 

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Wait a minute, when did the US become a monarchy???
Become a monarchy? You still are - I am of course working on the assumption that this 230 odd year experiment as a separate state is a temporary state of affairs........

We Brits flirted with deposing the monarchy a couple of times - didn't really work out
 

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I'd train soldiers from the age of 7 into my "Spartan Corps".

I'd have the secret service wear nuke-proof outfits... and half of them be male and half be female so if the US was nuked, they could repopulate our nation. :crazy:
 

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I'd train soldiers from the age of 7 into my "Spartan Corps".

I'd have the secret service wear nuke-proof outfits... and half of them be male and half be female so if the US was nuked, they could repopulate our nation. :crazy:
I'm going to hazard a wild guess that you would be one of the blessed males endowed with a suit?

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lets make this clear i would step down and give it to my brother..... it is the best for the world. i would start a world war and enact an authoritative government so i would do everyone a deal of good and give it to a better person. Me and power don't mix well if i see stuff wrong..
 

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fun fact: if you start typing 'united states of...' into google search right now, it's autofilling with 'united states of tara' the tv show.

that's down right disturbing, haha.
 

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Well...

1. Bye bye US Bases round the world.

2.Get out of NATO

3. A type of Socialism...then Communism ...then Anarchism (which then means I step out of power..)

This is my dreamland...I know its impossible :p
 
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