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14) the asshole Fe

You don't have many fucks left to give. Your interest in sex, drugs, and alcohol may alienate you to others of your type, and while you happen to have a charming personality and a great sense of humor, you also have an argument for everything, and will argue with anyone over anything when bored. When combined with a deadpan sense of humor, a matured judging function, and a life spent participating in activities labeled "for extroverts only," this trait may lead others to find you threatening.
Nailed it!


I'll give it a try. Tough act to follow though...

19) The Misanthrope:

Contrary to what your actions might imply, you actually have a highly developed understanding of the feelings of others and of what most of society considers to be "proper". The things is, you usually just don't care what people think about you or anything else, since you can't listen to most of them speak for more than three seconds without concluding that they're about as competent as a Chia Pet and as trustworthy as a 5 cent condom. Once you've gotten to this point, the person in question becomes little more than a mental beach ball to be batted around for your own amusement.

Despite this, those who you have deemed worthy of your attention are treated with a straightforward kindness and thoughtfulness. You also tend to get along well with strangers, at least until you begin to question their motives.

You'd go live out in the wilderness and be done with all the hassle if it didn't mean giving up the internet and Popeye's Chicken.
 

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Hilariously, one of them asked me for advice on how to seduce F's. Maybe it's the bi thing.
Course after I posted that, I realized there have been no fewer than 4 "INFP girls, where are you?" and "would an INFP girl date me?" and "what do INFP girls find attractive?" today on our forum.

Possibly a perfect time to start a "hey, INFP girls can be bitches to men who view us as passive identity-less objects" thread. But with a catchier name. I'm bad at names.
 
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Course after I posted that, I realized there have been no fewer than 4 "INFP girls, where are you?" and "would an INFP girl date me?" and "what do INFP girls find attractive?" on our forum.

Possibly a perfect time to start a "hey, INFP girls can be bitches to men who view us as passive identity-less objects" thread. But with a catchier name. I'm bad at names.
Don't do it bb. They'll just ask to be dominated.
 

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19) Sensitive artist inferior Fe

This tender soul is just too good for this world, and that includes your subforum, you Philistines. When they aren't wistfully posting gossamer-like prose full of heart-wrenching authenticity and crushing emotional purity, they are flabbergasted by your brutish frankness. It is very, very difficult for sensitive artists to mingle among the lesser beings, even just for a moment or two. Unless they can talk in quotes from songs by The Smiths, Cat Power, or Joanna Newsom, without being snickered at, they will flounce to their castle on a cloud. Typically this type feels more at home in the INFJ forum, or on any forum where their emo musings are more than welcome, and they may even enjoy playing to the stereotype of the absent-minded professor in that context (so long as there are no mean NTs around to fact-check their posts, that is...)

While they tend to talk a lot about how desperately they need to build up their Fe, most INTPs would like to point out to them that what they really need to do is take down the Fi by several knotches, and grow a sense of humor in the process. No one does this, however, because it would be too embarrassing to watch the subsequent meltdown.
 

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20) The Realist's inferior Fe

This type doesn't have a lot of time to waste on your BS. They've seen your kind, and frankly, they're bored. Although they think things like MBTI and message boards are a fun way to kill time, they are not overly invested in the proceedings. They have too many other things to worry about, and aren't going to get butthurt because some Furry Wiccan hates them. To these types, Flame Wars are endlessly hilarious, because isn't this what the internet was made for?

Their inferior Fe makes them largely disinterested in using the internet as a venue for getting into emotionally codependent shitstorms with drama and attention hounds, and they never reveal much about themselves to people. But they will gleefully play along when shit hits the fan, and get a silent snicker out of the harping insecurities of the conspicuously damaged.

Hey, it was this or watch episodes of Sliders...
 

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THE DELUSIONAL "ASEXUAL" Fe

This fragile specimen complains constantly that the opposite sex just doesn’t understand him. He considers himself noble and chivalrous when in reality he is socially awkward and leaves the house wearing cologne called DESPERATION that ladies seem repellant to. The Delusional Asexual “just wants to talk”, “someone to open up to”, and considers any person who shows a miniscule of sexuality a predatory threat and a classic brute when in truth the real predator stands in a corner, analyzing their prey, pretending they're someone they are not. The Delusional Asexual gets off on telling people that he’s above sexuality, that the process of building attraction is “superficial and demeaning”, and that he just can’t fathom why the opposite sex doesn’t want such a good guy. He sits at home thinking one day the “right girl” will fall in his lap, but eventually he will realize that he’s a relatively old man, and he’s had no contact with the opposite sex. He will convince himself that it’s not his fault and justify his lack of social grace with mental disorder or cognitive functions.
 

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21) The Hippie's inferior Fe

This type is mellow, man. So mellow. They usually don't deign to involve themselves in interpersonal strife, which is a strength. Until their inferior Fe rears its ugly head and they become pussies, allowing the faux populism of teenage trolls to dissuade them from their righteous neutrality. They fancy themselves pretty wise, and one of the guys-- and they can be, but for Christ's sake, Jack Kerouac already wrote The Road, go do something with yourself.
 

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22) The Teenage Troll's inferior Fe

This one is so archetypal that it almost needs no explanation. The spin is that the teenage troll who has convinced himself that he's an INTP will be so unfunny, ungraceful, and obvious in his trolling that he continuously gets counter-trolled. Due to his very real and very inferior Fe, he'll have no idea.

His speciality is to post corny threads that are supposed to be "funny" about "wacky" stuff, making sure to include little snipes at people in them. When he's not posting cat and other ludicrously unfunny memes ad nauseum, he's behind a proxy signing up for new IDs and posting fake questions that are so subtle in their satire of board drama.

You'd call him a loser, and you'd be right, but that would be like stealing candy from a sleeping baby with its hands tied behind its back. Mostly he's just bored, horny, and unfulfilled in life.
 

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23) The Mistype Malcontent's inferior Fe

Unsure of your type? Well, so is this guy. Identify with a type, any type at all, and the mistype malcontent is just certain that you are in no way that type, and that you're actually some other type that's totally unlike his, and more like another type that he dislikes. What is it you say? That this person literally knows nothing about you but a few lines you've typed into a field on a forum? Ah, but this warrior knows everything there is to know about MBTI. MBTI is his life, he lives and breathes MBTI, he responds to "What's My Type?" threads in his sleep. He has Carl Jung on speed dial, and can often be spotted in his natural habitat fashioning a tinfoil hat used to better pick up signals from Isabelle Myers' grave. The INTP who has turned mistype malcontent will, due to inferior Fe, never know when the fuck to turn off the mistype alerts, and will derail innumerable threads with his armchair diagnosis of you.

The extremely unhealthy variant often goes on crusades to convince others that they are, despite living in their own bodies for their entire lives, completely incapable of coming to conclusions about their own preferences. Watch for snap judgments of lifestyle choices that have sod-all to do with cognitive functions.
 

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I'll give it a shot.

24) The Sock Puppet's inferior Fe

Maybe you have inferior Fe, maybe you don't. YOU aren't even a real entity, but an electronic disguise created by an actual person in order to attack others in an online forum. So... come to think of it, you probably do have inferior Fe after all.

However, because you technically have no soul you feel free to attack and troll others at will, while feeling none of the consequences. It's a dangerous existence, you must come up with descent trolling posts and responses, while always staying "in character." Performing as a world-class sock puppet can be one of the most mentally taxing jobs on the internet. You have thirteen accounts on three forum sites who are just like you, and with your phantom brethren at your side you aim to carry out your mission of swamping the innocent forum users with strange, half-assed trolls, personal attacks, and derails. What aim does this serve? How deeply would one have to be offended in order to perpetrate such an act? It depends, you'd have to ask the puppet master.

But that can't really be done, because nobody will ever figure out who that is.... right?
 

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25) The Armchair Physicist's inferior Fe

Never taken calculus? Or a single college-level physics course? Have no fear, armchair physicist is here. Despite his lack of experience or credentials, the armchair physicist believes himself capable of not only mentally sparring with the likes of Steven Hawking, Richard Feynman and Neil de Grasse Tyson, but also of pwning their entire body of work through sheer force of will and scienticianly sounding jargon -- spewed with no regard to facts, and without understanding a single salient concept well enough to explain it in layterms. Often, it appears the armchair physicist didn't even bother to visit wikipedia, but he's so naturally intelligent that he can hold court on cosmology via teh internet and call hundreds of years of experimental data into question. A favorite rhetorical device of the AP is to try to counter any and all arguments with a sloppy paraphrase of Goedel's incompleteness theorem. Ha, gotcha! Schroedinger's cat, too. He's on fire...

It would be unfair to call armchair physicist deluded, he's just a tad ambitious. Inferior Fe renders him completely oblivious to the lack of patience others feel when they (rather stupidly) click on the pointless, masturbatory threads he starts. Please do not actually take the arguments of APs seriously; they didn't really want to discuss physics, they just wanted to sound cool in front of the other INTPs.
 

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26) Debbie Downer's inferior Fe

No matter how swimmingly a thread may be going, Debbie Downer's completely non-existent Fe won't be stopping her from throwing a wet blanket on it. Not even as ambitious or lulzy as a troll, Debbie Downer simply sees each thread as a new venue for posting incredibly negative comments about how unappealing, unskilled, stupid, and unlikeable she is. The possibilities are endless, really: no matter what you're talking about, Debbie Downer will find a way to bring it back to her favorite topic, her own unloveability. Unlike Middle Class or Interweb Lothario, Debbie Downer isn't even looking for affirmation, apparently, since she never really engages in conversation after dropping her self-hate bombs. She just flies overhead, lets them loose, and reverts to lurking. Or who knows, maybe she's locked herself in the closet to sob away the rest of the afternoon?

Although she does post something worthwhile and insightful once or twice a month, other members largely ignore Debbie. Mostly because they're afraid their posts are too triggering.
 

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27) The Hall Monitor's inferior Fe

While this type can be found on any message board the web over, the inferior Fe of the INTP Hall Monitor makes them especially insufferable. Constantly referring to the "forum rules" during minor disagreements, "flagging" or "reporting" innocuous posts because they include teasing, and incessantly necro'ing old threads, the Hall Monitor hasn't changed since they were polishing their teacher's apple in kindergarten. This type may even have good thread ideas, but instead of just allowing a thread to develop, they will try to impose rules so annoying and pointless that it will prevent the thread from actually taking off.

Ever surfed on over to PerC only to find some strange PM in your inbox with a slightly threatening tone warning you that some third party whom you're actually pretty chill with could report you for that gif you posted yesterday if they wanted to? Yup, that was a Hall Monitor at work. Thanks for the heads up, I'll take that into consideration! ;) Easy to spot and even easier to avoid, since they never post anything remotely interesting, the Hall Monitor is usually a harmless nuisance but may double as a Debbie Downer.
 

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28) Misunderstood Genius's Inferior Fe

The Misunderstood Genius's inferior Fe has to do with other people's constant inability to understand or relate to him. His life story is very tragic: he grew up in a middle class household, but with...overbearing parents! (*gasp*) One day he decided that he'd like to be a genius, so he looked up things that smart people do. From that point on, he describes himself in light of every description of high-intelligence that he's ever read. So, intelligent people are cold, calculating, rationalists with no room for emotion? So is he! Ah, but highly intelligent people are also commonly highly sensitive. Now he remembers how emotionally intense and sensitive he's always been.

The Misunderstood Genius worked his way through high school getting mostly B's with a few A's and C's, finishing slightly above average for his class. This may not be typical of a genius, but he'll tell you how he just couldn't be bothered with school, which is for people with lower intelligence. One day the Misunderstood Genius read a book filled with opinions contrary to what his parents believed, and thus he became an atheist, a socialist, and a great humanitarian. Any time that you "slip up" and confuse 'gender' with 'sex' he'll be right there to correct you, and he'll later tell his one online friend how ignorant people like you are. It's tough being a genius!

This genius appears from time to time in the INTP forum because the INTP description is the first one he found with the word "rational" in it. You can recognize his posts because they seem to all be the same thing, rewritten and reworded with the same message no matter what the topic is.
 

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Everyone does some of all of these, it's just the nature of the medium.

Healthy people know how to laugh about it all, instead of acting like angry maniacs.

Part of the problem is that a lot of discussion here is clearly based on the same 10 or 20 articles and wikipedia entries. So you get a lot of repetitive discussion of things like "highly sensitive people" and all of that kind of vague "identity politics" stuff. At a certain point of navel gazing, people start to confabulate and see things that aren't there in themselves. I've done it on purpose because I thought it was funny. I've also done it inadvertently. Some people here seem to get the irony, others don't.
 
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