[Goodewitch]

Could apply for the position of Witcj/Soothsayer of the court of his majesty?
I have perfected the cackle, am working on the wart on the chin and the greenish tinge.
Have my own cards, chicken gizzards and entrails and scrying bowl.
Alternatively if our Castle is more like Camelot Im happy to be be Morgana le Fay, castle sorceress,..and nemesis to Green Coyotes Merlin, (It also means i get to have a love /hate thing going on with him, and saucy antics at certain times..oh la la , what could be better..easy access robes.

G. x

 

[Goodewitch]

oh that would be soo wonderful.

Goode we would eventually make an alliance... or just duel for fun.
ahh. to be the magical ones.
tis the life.

Aye my pretty,... t'would be most beautious a life indeed, but that accursed Princess linus stands between you and and I and absolute power, luckilly, my lovely, I have the kings right hand man in my pocket,He is strong and brave but has his weasknesses, I suspect him of liking big snuggly cuddles in private, which I shall shower upon him, till his heart and mind are mine, I shall shower him with faery glamour, bewitch his mind, ensnare is senses, and he shall be the Princesses undoing,.. for she is more fair than I , and cannot be allowed to dwell within the castle walls,.. take heed, for she has a freind and champion in the Forester,.. he will not be easy to enveigle,.. his heart is pure, and I fear he may bedevil our plans,.. make haste to the top most observatory tower,. meet me under Venus's baleful light, and ermm... bring yer largest wand, ok?
lol
G. x

 

[Goodewitch]

And the Queen's plan goes off without a hitch-- that is, until she finds out I've just been using her as a figurehead while I've seeped my influence throughout the kingdom.

Hehehe. Oh yes, everything will be mine... MINE!

And then as the magnum opus of my dastardly machinations comes together, you'll all find out that the 'kingdom' was in actuality just a medieval-themed restaurant with mental hospital inmates for employees.

Achhh!! dammit! Foiled again, damn you Zomboy,..!!
*Flounces off to polish Merlins wand and eat chocolates in the throne room. (nam nam nam choccies, umm.. erm now, to get the foresters number..
G.x

 

[Goodewitch]

it seems that i have a lot of right hand man...yes, thats right. Im KING! Now, send my mistress to prepare my bath

Sooo,..you're my husband are you? Hmm..what was that about your mistress running a bath for you?
*Gives Calisoldier the INFJ death stare*
:wink:
G. x

 

[Goodewitch]

Lol

*Gives Goodewitch the INFJ death stare*

It begins! :laughing:

Damn this Forester, this wood cutter,..with his big chopper..
*smiles a smile of ineffable cobraness at the woodcutter and slowly backs into the Queens chamber, slowly closing the heavy wooden door,..
*Ehh..I'll git you woodcutter..mumble mumble *
Rings for some of Madam Susannah's delicious wine.. whew man, the sexual tension thats racking up with the accursed woodcutter is palpable..lol
G. x

 

[Goodewitch]

Thanks. I will need you after those battles that I am going to be fighting by myself. lol

Sir Galahad,..most pure of heart, and noble of countenance,.. Sir Knight,..it looks like you shall tie my colours to your huge jousting stick (oh a got a million double entendres in this genre) for I am in need of a Champion, an INFJ Knight has the shiniest armour, and trustiest steed, and I am your Queen, after all,..
you pledge your allegiance to me, Sir Knight, and i'll make sure you get the biggest bit of meat at the feasting table
G. x

 

[Goodewitch]

You shoulda held out longer... you could have gotten sex! :wink:

Ahh you wound me... how can you say this when you know I keep my favours for Green 'Merlin' Coyote..

Casts a smouldering glance at the Woodcutter/Huntsman, and slinks off to brew up a Witches potion of a dubious nature. .. DUN DUN DUN!!
:tongue: