[Linus]

princess


who tames the unicorn
and runs away into the forest away from the arranged marriage

 

[Linus]

lol i am no one's bitch^

And of course, I'd be the unlucky sod who gets sent off to bring you back.

bow down to me, huntsman :laughing:

 

[Linus]

didn't want him to get freaky with his hawk.

what's this supposed to mean? :dry:

 

[Linus]

I am the forester here...

Business of the forest is my business.

Alright xD My unicorn has wings, and we will fly to Paris instead.

Also of note, I'd probably be big and scary looking. And have a big scar on my face. You know, for effect.

You will get a big reward!
I hand you a deer's heart and you can lie to my mother that you killed me in the forest, and that this is my heart :-D
and you shall be grant freedom!

 

[Linus]

oh.... to far?
sorry.

lol no i'm genuinely curious




this was a better emoticon :

 

[Linus]

merlin, soothsayer, princess love-hate triangle <_<

so basically when merlin goes hawkstyle on you youll be okay with that, after zomboy catches you in the forest and after you get past the moat with the crocodiles and after...

and then...

into my robe.
where all the magic happens. lol

can't say i'm not interested :wink:

 

[Linus]

Damn it! :dry:

We need a king to order me to assassinate people! Who will be king? (Or Queen?)

is this insinuating that whoever steps into your forest dies? :shocked: how unfair !

 

[Linus]

which ones of you by the way are the faire maidens in this castle?

seems I am the only one so far

 

[Linus]

Am I the only one irritated by the lack of rational / realistic responses? I guess I was expecting something different... :|

We could have ruled the world, you and I.

do you mean something that would actually happen when people still lived in castles?