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If you please sir, I would like to make the wine. Perhaps someone else will make the beer.
 

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Lol

*Gives Goodewitch the INFJ death stare*

It begins! :laughing:

Damn this Forester, this wood cutter,..with his big chopper..
*smiles a smile of ineffable cobraness at the woodcutter and slowly backs into the Queens chamber, slowly closing the heavy wooden door,..
*Ehh..I'll git you woodcutter..mumble mumble *
Rings for some of Madam Susannah's delicious wine.. whew man, the sexual tension thats racking up with the accursed woodcutter is palpable..lol
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Damn this Forester, this wood cutter,..with his big chopper..
*smiles a smile of ineffable cobraness at the woodcutter and slowly backs into the Queens chamber, slowly closing the heavy wooden door,..
*Ehh..I'll git you woodcutter..mumble mumble *
Rings for some of Madam Susannah's delicious wine.. whew man, the sexual tension thats racking up with the accursed woodcutter is palpable..lol
G. x
*Matches her deadly glare with a look that is a mix between a faint smile and defiant casualness, his eyes go distant as the door clicks shut*

Something in her eyes is troubling... but also intriguing.

Btmangan walks to the kitchen, and drops the deer's carcass from his cloaked shoulders on the cook's table. He had gutted her, and bled her dry. Now all the cook needed to do was to cut the meat from her bones.

I smell like a dead animal.

His brown robe reeked of death and so he decided he was going to wash himself. With the weight of the deer off his shoulders, he felt light on his feet as he exited the castle's robust gate, and headed towards the distant babble of the stream that flowed just out of sight from the castle walls.

He had a handful of ash from a fire he'd lit while hunting last night. It would serve as his soap.
 

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Thanks. I will need you after those battles that I am going to be fighting by myself. lol

Sir Galahad,..most pure of heart, and noble of countenance,.. Sir Knight,..it looks like you shall tie my colours to your huge jousting stick (oh a got a million double entendres in this genre) for I am in need of a Champion, an INFJ Knight has the shiniest armour, and trustiest steed, and I am your Queen, after all,..
you pledge your allegiance to me, Sir Knight, and i'll make sure you get the biggest bit of meat at the feasting table :)
G. x
 

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Sir Galahad,..most pure of heart, and noble of countenance,.. Sir Knight,..it looks like you shall tie my colours to your huge jousting stick (oh a got a million double entendres in this genre) for I am in need of a Champion, an INFJ Knight has the shiniest armour, and trustiest steed, and I am your Queen, after all,..
you pledge your allegiance to me, Sir Knight, and i'll make sure you get the biggest bit of meat at the feasting table :)
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* Kneels down* I pledge my allegiance to you, my majesty.
 

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You shoulda held out longer... you could have gotten sex! :wink:

Ahh you wound me... how can you say this when you know I keep my favours for Green 'Merlin' Coyote..

Casts a smouldering glance at the Woodcutter/Huntsman, and slinks off to brew up a Witches potion of a dubious nature. .. DUN DUN DUN!!
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a knight... kinda like Maximus in "Gladiator" basically i'll "unleash hell" to defend the kingdom and its people in a time of need but when not "in service" leave my family and i the f**K alone on my farm to raise my children and tend to the land and animals.... oh and i dont want to pay taxes lol sry to be so blunt your highness ::bows head:: if im expected to give my life for you and the kingdom then i expect to be given peace and quite when not in your defense :)
 

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I'm going to be the alehouse keeper, getting onside with the everyday workers and picking up all the interesting gossip and conspirational whispers while not getting involved. I know everything there is to know about the social dynamics of the castle. I have eyes and ears in every room - be warned!
 

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I would be the badass loner who sits in the corner of the pub...the one who is always wearing a hood...who's face cannot be seen without approaching...but its something that you will not do because its not the person that you would like to piss off
 

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You want a beer lightleggy? You'll have to talk to me - I don't respond to hand gestures. I'll take your order psychically though if you don't want to talk out loud :proud:
 

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I'm gonna be the dragon tamer

here, dragon dragon dragon, come hither
here, dragon dragon dragon
I have some dragon treats for you


which ones of you by the way are the faire maidens in this castle?
 

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Advisor to the king, and hunter.

Advisor, to be able to guide the king, and make sure that he is working for the people, not the court; and huntsman, to be able to feed those I love.

If there was magic, then I would probably dabble in illusions / eye candy, as well as water based defense, but as for reality, this is what I would want to do.
 
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