[Monsieur Melancholy]

INFP Enterprises!

Products and services made possible by INFP's for INFP's!

What types of products and services should we come up with?

How about this:

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So, what would you come up with that you would either buy or sell?​

 

[Monsieur Melancholy]

Consistency pills. They would help you not give up on things you like when you want to take the slightest break from said activities.

You ought to find those in the health and wellness aisle, right next to the Willpower Weetabix.

 

[Monsieur Melancholy]

Maybe I could find something for forming friendships while I was there.

Well that's where the INFP Hardware Department can give you a hand. We have a line of social super glues that can help you form a tight bond with anyone you like! Just slap some on your hand, shake hands with or high five the person you want to make friends with, and presto!

 

[Monsieur Melancholy]

Is there anything to combat whatever makes people think I look like a serial killer?

Rainbow suspenders?

 

[Monsieur Melancholy]

I think we should stock some kind of mace or pepper spray that, instead of blinding people, just gets rid of their abrasive, cold, and mean attitudes.

 

[Monsieur Melancholy]

Can you stock a version that does both? roud:

By INFP's, for INFP's.

So we'll definitely work on something for you!

 

[Monsieur Melancholy]

Probably gonna have to call up the folks at INFP Labs in order to concoct some of these creations and inventions.

 

[Monsieur Melancholy]

I think I'm going to need an anxiety blaster. Something that you can take on-contact, like ibuprofen tablets for a headache.

I have WAY too much anxiety and fear to even begin to function in this world.

 

[Monsieur Melancholy]

Maybe we could get all the INFPs to wear an INFP t shirt/top. It wouldn't need to be emblazoned on the front, just like a little logo. Actually it would be helpful if everyone wore a piece of clothing with their MBTI type on.

I'd be totally up for getting a sparkly jacket with glittery letters 'INFP' on the back of it.

Or, better yet, my mM logo. So you guys can spot me on a street corner.

 

[Monsieur Melancholy]

I want to invent a mood metre that you can wear around your neck or something. It would display your mood as a range measurement. If you see me walking by and my mood metre is in the red, back off.