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Hi there!

I'm sure the joke in the title has been done a few times before, but surely that only adds to the charm.

Anyways, enough idle chit-chat. I am Morto Qui Parla. Location: suburban London (UK, not Idaho/Iowa/Ohio/wherever).

Forum experience: I've debated logical fallacies up there with the most pedantc assholiest of 'em, shared emo poetry with the angstiest of 'em, argued with the fieriest, quipeed with the nonchalantist, etc. This merry existence was from time to time punctuated by social and familial obligations, not to mention study and the odd part-time job. Now been somewhat put to an end by the pressing necessity of full-time work as a result of my de facto debt-bondage to the holders of the rights to my student debt (aka the Student Loans Company).

Looking forward to seeing yall around. :)


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