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INTJs 'create' their friends

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There is a joke that INTJs don't make friends they 'create' them.

What would your ideal friend consist of? What applications and attachments would you install?

My Ideal Friend would come with the following-

- The operating system would be Linux (of course)
- Flame retardant/ water proof skin
- Sarcastic/ dry humour
- Spell check device
- Speakers installed with all my music uploaded
- 1337 driving skillz
- USB ports all up their back
- Laser beam eyes
- Credit card facility
- Superior intelligence
- Voice recognition
- Doesn't talk back
- Calorie counting scanner so I don't need to work out the calories in my food.
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My friend would be operated with my brilliant and all knowing mind. :p

- Flamethrower attachment.
- Teleportation device.
- Mobile library.
- Microwave.
- Money generator (In any currency).
- Cat creator.
- Ultimate form of humour (Aka mine).
- Invincibility.
- An IQ of over 9000. (Just below mine).
- A hand to slap me whenever I drift off and stop paying attention.
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I forgot to add that my friend would have this as his permanent expression. :p

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