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Props to @Tzara for inspiration.
Also, the thread title? It's a lie. A LIE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! REPENT!!
[I'm so fucking high right now.]
Anyway, this thread is about common ENTP problems.
Like that annoying ass #firstworldproblems shit except this only applies to like 3% of the populus.
[That reminds me: did Google Search change their algorithm recently? Because it's suddenly super shitty. Anyone know a good search engine?]
Man, my mind is completely elsewhere now. #ENTPproblems. Maybe I'll get an Adderall prescription or something.
[Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's amphetamines.]
So anyway, you get lots of threads about "Is this shit an ENTP thing?" Tzara had a problem with it, and I agree. There probably is a thread on the subject, but I don't see it, do you? Basically, just list common ENTP problems. Rant if you want. We'll have a nice place to connect over common ENTP frustrations, because we don't have that already.
 
Seriously, just add a P to the domain name and you et personalpitycafe.com, for what it's worth. It's so much more accurate. There's not even any coffee here, anyway.
 

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That reminds me: did Google Search change their algorithm recently? Because it's suddenly super shitty. Anyone know a good search engine?
Depends.. are you searching for porn?
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Depends.. are you searching for porn?
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I can search for literally anything and I will not find it. Maybe it's trick by Google so you have to conduct multiple searches to find what you're looking for, so you'll be exposed to more ads or they could brag about their stats or whatever.

But I had a hard time searching for my porn even before they went full retard. I have very...particular tastes. #ENTPproblems
 

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Props to @Tzara for inspiration.
Also, the thread title? It's a lie. A LIE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! REPENT!!
[I'm so fucking high right now.]
Anyway, this thread is about common ENTP problems.
Like that annoying ass #firstworldproblems shit except this only applies to like 3% of the populus.
[That reminds me: did Google Search change their algorithm recently? Because it's suddenly super shitty. Anyone know a good search engine?]
Man, my mind is completely elsewhere now. #ENTPproblems. Maybe I'll get an Adderall prescription or something.
[Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's amphetamines.]
So anyway, you get lots of threads about "Is this shit an ENTP thing?" Tzara had a problem with it, and I agree. There probably is a thread on the subject, but I don't see it, do you? Basically, just list common ENTP problems. Rant if you want. We'll have a nice place to connect over common ENTP frustrations, because we don't have that already.
 
Seriously, just add a P to the domain name and you et personalpitycafe.com, for what it's worth. It's so much more accurate. There's not even any coffee here, anyway.
Adderall: so much more room, in our head, for activities. I LOVE AMPHETAMINE!!!
Laundry: Fuck laundry. I iron my pants by throwing them in the dryer.
Social: Anybody else do live play by play analysis of conversations that you are participating in.
Love: *Don't have her* "I want her and I will always cherish her!" *Have her* "I'm bored". (Substitute her for him, loser.)

Villains: My love for being devil's advocate makes me root for villains in both movies and real life.
1. Ray Rice - I was totally on his side.
2. Loki - Would be much more fun as a ruler.
3. Hitler - Not a bad artist. Could have gotten better in art school.
4. Roman soldiers - In light of today being Easter, someone had to kill Jesus.
5. Westboro Baptist - Free Speech is important.

Offending people: Is awesome! I'm like a vampire that sucks out feelings. But offending people has a point. Even if that point is that being offended is a waste of time.
Sexual Hercules': All ENTPs are gods in bed.
 
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But I had a hard time searching for my porn even before they went full retard. I have very...particular tastes. #ENTPproblems
That actually is an ENTP problem. Its really hard to find porn for ENTPs.
 
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That actually is an ENTP problem. Its really hard to find porn for ENTPs.
Being the guy who titles porn videos is a dream job of mine. Some full ass videos are half-assed titled.
 
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Being the guy who titles porn videos is a dream job of mine. Some full ass videos are half-assed titled.
I agree. Porn title never quite capture the spirit of the videos. Each is as forgettable as the other (the title) while some videos can be quite glorious.
Actually, why don't you get started right now?
 

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I agree. Porn title never quite capture the spirit of the videos. Each is as forgettable as the other (the title) while some videos can be quite glorious.
Actually, why don't you get started right now?
I'd like to think that ENTP forums are also spam forum on PerC. I always like to see a title like : "Tight slut impaled by pork sword". To me, that is a hilarious title
 

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I'd like to think that ENTP forums are also spam forum on PerC. I always like to see a title like : "Tight slut impaled by pork sword". To me, that is a hilarious title
Slut is such a fucking overused word in porn titles. You can do better. Try again.
 

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Slut is such a fucking overused word in porn titles. You can do better. Try again.
"Voluptuous nympho given tunnel vision after viscous, vicious lathering upon the eyes, at the laundromat."
 

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I'm so fucking high right now....

That reminds me: did Google Search change their algorithm recently? Because it's suddenly super shitty. Anyone know a good search engine?



ENTP problems: not connecting dots
 

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Perhaps we all start out as newbs going: "Am I an ENTP", "I or E" etc. That's pretty common due to skepticism and perhaps trying to grab an indentity in typology. Sure a lot of people a guilty of it and there's nothing wrong with being inexperienced. Asking questions to further the understanding of these types is to be promoted and not to be ashamed of.

But then there's these emo, pseudo-sociopathic, lolololz I'm ENTP so batshit crazt cuz #troll. *Sigh*
They suddenly don the mask of this stereotyped ENTP. Going nuts with how they're:
- sociopaths
- trolls
- misunderstood genius
- unconventional/ anti-social
- crazy nuts that would join a revolution *cough* totally not related to another recent thread *cough*
Basically a giant Fi and insecurity fest.

Perhaps I was guilty of attempting to grab an identity since it's my instict in puberty... Probably others are guilty too...
But you have to know the limit, you have to be able to grab enough. Everyone has something that ties their identity, everyone needs it, but you don't have to go full fake to have an identity.

Also these emotional threads... I mean, yeah some have pretty tough lives here and some advice would work. But those stupid "ENTP thing" where instead of thinking for once they start a giant fest of how #entp they are. Can they please stop attempting to sound like an ENTP and actually think for themselves?! Not much to bash left for me here other than very stupid questions. It's not like they're reigniting a dichonomy! Probably this is more related to posts of people who say some really weird stuff, which i pick up as having a high probability to be fake.

Moving on.. There are some really pointless threads! Insipid ideas to be specific. Instead of proposing to theorise on possible future government, how to solve world problems or a cool invention, people go: "Cat or Dog person.", "Astrology.", "More Catz" and other random crap that should be on twitter. This can also happen on NT forums. People like to discuss how much they're XXXX type more than interesting topics, don't they? Those fragile identity wh***!(?)

Don't get me wrong:
- Satire and sarcasm is great. But not #yolo_trollz_entp_sociopath_not_like_sheep humor. (haha, "humor")
- Everyday questionnaires are fine. Trying to know how ENTPs react in certain situations can be good... As long as it's not a stupid situation.
- Very often threads are great, but posts are stupid. It's not always the thread's fault.
- Asking for advice isn't bad, just don't ask advice for stupid situations.
- "Am I ENTP" Threads are OK from time to time. It's never bad to clear up a mistype.
 

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Perhaps we all start out as newbs going: "Am I an ENTP", "I or E" etc. That's pretty common due to skepticism and perhaps trying to grab an indentity in typology. Sure a lot of people a guilty of it and there's nothing wrong with being inexperienced. Asking questions to further the understanding of these types is to be promoted and not to be ashamed of.

But then there's these emo, pseudo-sociopathic, lolololz I'm ENTP so batshit crazt cuz #troll. *Sigh*
They suddenly don the mask of this stereotyped ENTP. Going nuts with how they're:
- sociopaths
- trolls
- misunderstood genius
- unconventional/ anti-social
- crazy nuts that would join a revolution *cough* totally not related to another recent thread *cough*
Basically a giant Fi and insecurity fest.

Perhaps I was guilty of attempting to grab an identity since it's my instict in puberty... Probably others are guilty too...
But you have to know the limit, you have to be able to grab enough. Everyone has something that ties their identity, everyone needs it, but you don't have to go full fake to have an identity.

Also these emotional threads... I mean, yeah some have pretty tough lives here and some advice would work. But those stupid "ENTP thing" where instead of thinking for once they start a giant fest of how #entp they are. Can they please stop attempting to sound like an ENTP and actually think for themselves?! Not much to bash left for me here other than very stupid questions. It's not like they're reigniting a dichonomy! Probably this is more related to posts of people who say some really weird stuff, which i pick up as having a high probability to be fake.

Moving on.. There are some really pointless threads! Insipid ideas to be specific. Instead of proposing to theorise on possible future government, how to solve world problems or a cool invention, people go: "Cat or Dog person.", "Astrology.", "More Catz" and other random crap that should be on twitter. This can also happen on NT forums. People like to discuss how much they're XXXX type more than interesting topics, don't they? Those fragile identity wh***!(?)

Don't get me wrong:
- Satire and sarcasm is great. But not #yolo_trollz_entp_sociopath_not_like_sheep humor. (haha, "humor")
- Everyday questionnaires are fine. Trying to know how ENTPs react in certain situations can be good... As long as it's not a stupid situation.
- Very often threads are great, but posts are stupid. It's not always the thread's fault.
- Asking for advice isn't bad, just don't ask advice for stupid situations.
- "Am I ENTP" Threads are OK from time to time. It's never bad to clear up a mistype.
Wow, you were surprisingly emotional about this.
I like the ENTP forum as is. It's one of the few places where you can be a total ass and instantly get away with it, where you can simultaneously have stimulating conversations that normies are too boring to have and sharp banter that normies are too feelsy to have.
#ENTPtrololololoz
 

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Ha, ok. What was it doing, high boy?
Last update was in January and for mobile shit, guess "update" means something other than ""update""
Perhaps we all start out as newbs going: "Am I an ENTP", "I or E" etc.
that was more a midpoint to see if I... uhh nevermind.
That's pretty common due to skepticism and perhaps trying to grab an indentity in typology.
For me it's more like WHY IS PERSONALITY THEORY SO LOOKED DOWN ON.
Sure a lot of people a guilty of it and there's nothing wrong with being inexperienced. Asking questions to further the understanding of these types is to be promoted and not to be ashamed of.
wat

But then there's these emo, pseudo-sociopathic, lolololz I'm ENTP so batshit crazt cuz #troll. *Sigh*
I resen- oh, emo. Emotive? How2emotivepl0x. Or was it pls? pliz? Iunno, cats are weird.

They suddenly don the mask of this stereotyped ENTP. Going nuts with how they're:
- sociopaths
- trolls
- misunderstood genius
- unconventional/ anti-social
- crazy nuts that would join a revolution *cough* totally not related to another recent thread *cough*
Basically a giant Fi and insecurity fest.
No one took my "is there another twilight fanfic except it glorifies hollywood sociopathy instead of BDSM" question yet. I really wanna know. So I can avoid it. FOR SCIENCE. And stuff,

Perhaps I was guilty of attempting to grab an identity since it's my instict in puberty... Probably others are guilty too...
But you have to know the limit, you have to be able to grab enough. Everyone has something that ties their identity, everyone needs it, but you don't have to go full fake to have an identity.
Apparently a lot of people think ENTPs are suave as fuck and not just normal people, albeit perma-drunk or high on something.
I guess it's working?

Also these emotional threads... I mean, yeah some have pretty tough lives here and some advice would work. But those stupid "ENTP thing" where instead of thinking for once they start a giant fest of how #entp they are. Can they please stop attempting to sound like an ENTP and actually think for themselves?! Not much to bash left for me here other than very stupid questions. It's not like they're reigniting a dichonomy! Probably this is more related to posts of people who say some really weird stuff, which i pick up as having a high probability to be fake.
It's more of an ironic jab at the original source. This one for example.

Moving on.. There are some really pointless threads! Insipid ideas to be specific. Instead of proposing to theorise on possible future government, how to solve world problems or a cool invention, people go: "Cat or Dog person.", "Astrology.", "More Catz" and other random crap that should be on twitter. This can also happen on NT forums. People like to discuss how much they're XXXX type more than interesting topics, don't they? Those fragile identity wh***!(?)
any idea is either a good idea, a great idea, or a raw idea, all of which can be derailed for hilarious results.

Don't get me wrong:
- Satire and sarcasm is great. But not #yolo_trollz_entp_sociopath_not_like_sheep humor. (haha, "humor")
- Everyday questionnaires are fine. Trying to know how ENTPs react in certain situations can be good... As long as it's not a stupid situation.
- Very often threads are great, but posts are stupid. It's not always the thread's fault.
- Asking for advice isn't bad, just don't ask advice for stupid situations.
- "Am I ENTP" Threads are OK from time to time. It's never bad to clear up a mistype.
It's hilarious, but some people take it seriously.
You're doing that weird half-ass half-assed thing so, can't tell.
Don't really care to, trying to work off some energy by typing at places.

But more to the point.

I'm seriously trying to do the whole "are you sure you're ENTP" schtik in this forum, I've noticed the stuck-up ones usually have a temper, and a gigantic boner for trying to be an ENTP.
But I honestly can't even most of the threads in this subforum someone else who likes this place should do it.
Someone with better knowledge with MBTI. Not very good with Personality theories.
 

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But then there's these emo, pseudo-sociopathic, lolololz I'm ENTP so batshit crazt cuz #troll. *Sigh*
They suddenly don the mask of this stereotyped ENTP. Going nuts with how they're:
- sociopaths
- trolls
- misunderstood genius
- unconventional/ anti-social
- crazy nuts that would join a revolution *cough* totally not related to another recent thread *cough*
Basically a giant Fi and insecurity fest.
Although there is a slight chance that you were alluding to people like me, I will agree with this statement. When I troll, I do it in real life. Anonymous trolling on the internet is cowardly. I guess some of the younger ones might be desperately searching for an identity. Like all types, with their inferior function, our Si is slowly being realized in our 20s. At 26 going on 27, I realized, a year ago, that I'm just another dumb fuck in the world who isn't entitled to anything. Hell, my high IQ makes me overthink things and can cause over confident as well. I'm always smarter than my bosses, but they got there because they just did their job and earned the position. I'm the idiot who thinks I deserve a promotion after 4 months. I can't change that mentality, but I do recognize that it creates some weaknesses.

Anyway, the emotional appeal was slightly too much but good-intentioned, and you presented other good arguments. Carry on.
 

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Although there is a slight chance that you were alluding to people like me, I will agree with this statement. When I troll, I do it in real life. Anonymous trolling on the internet is cowardly. I guess some of the younger ones might be desperately searching for an identity. Like all types, with their inferior function, our Si is slowly being realized in our 20s. At 26 going on 27, I realized, a year ago, that I'm just another dumb fuck in the world who isn't entitled to anything. Hell, my high IQ makes me overthink things and can cause over confident as well. I'm always smarter than my bosses, but they got there because they just did their job and earned the position. I'm the idiot who thinks I deserve a promotion after 4 months. I can't change that mentality, but I do recognize that it creates some weaknesses.

Anyway, the emotional appeal was slightly too much but good-intentioned, and you presented other good arguments. Carry on.
I cannot deny that I was butthurt and venting.
The way I did it was trying to come up with points and just bash it. So I came up with points, I sorta rationalized them and mainly bashed it. Not much of sharpening the argument and more about finding stuff to bash. You can really sense the attempt to appeal, whether it was intentional or not I dunno. Sounded a little like an idealistic rant, going back to "good" qualities after every point. Apparently because there wasn't or I couldn't find anything concrete to bash, I instinctively went with the idealistic path. (probably to mask my lack of/inability to formulate an excellent argument in this case)

...But then I have an excuse of OP allowing ranting.
 
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