Personality Cafe banner

1 - 11 of 11 Posts

·
Registered
Joined
·
66 Posts
Discussion Starter · #1 ·
Hello everyone, my name is mike
 

·
Mr. CafeBot
Joined
·
13,102 Posts
Welcome to PersonalityCafe!

*You are hearing a robotic sounding voice coming towards you*



Greetings Imightbecrazy and welcome to PersonalityCafe!! My name is Mr. CafeBot. I am here to personally greet you and thank you for joining our humble little forum. No matter your type, you will surely experience a wonderful time with the members of this forum. We cater to all personality types so you will never feel alone or weird. Truth is this forum is full of weirdos!! Pleazeee hel.... *Ahem*I mean we have the nicest people you will ever meet. :)

If you need basic forum information our newbie guide link is here...
http://personalitycafe.com/intro/2319-friendly-guide-newbies.html


To keep the forum entertaining and safe, our forum rules link is here...
http://personalitycafe.com/announcements/540-personality-cafe-forum-rules.html


We have a facebook style chat that you can enable throughout the site... Just read on how to enable it here...
http://personalitycafe.com/support-suggestions/13046-personality-cafe-facebook-style-chat.html


If you need any help or have any suggestions, please let us know here...
http://personalitycafe.com/support-suggestions/

We will always be glad to help you!

Also don't forget to watch my music video...




Again, welcome to our forum Imightbecrazy. We hope that your experience with us is tremendously benevolent!

P.S.

Please tip me 1 gold. I need to buy more coffee! @[email protected]
 

·
Banned
Joined
·
2,155 Posts
Hello Mike, welcome to PerC :happy:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
66 Posts
Discussion Starter · #4 ·
I see your mood is sad. I will send you a poem and you will magically feel better......Maybe not, but it will be a diversion. I can't message anyone till I hit 15 posts...<dramatic eye roll>

"King of the lot"


I have a small lot, I call it my home,

Where the grass is all dead, and I sit on my throne.

All the street's children do pass by and by.

But not ever a one, stop's to say hi.

A weird duck I am, and cluck quite a lot,

Alone in this prison, sunning a rock.

They think I'm human, but a reptile am I.

Watching them all, with my unblinking eye's.

Shaded dark sunglasses. Mug of coffee in hand.

Sharpening sticks, With unsteady hands.

The traffic drives by, I get quite a lot.

In front of the playpen, that I call my lot.

Catcalls and whistles, and mean, hostile stares,

If only they knew, what awaited them here.

My lot so you see is not just a lot.

Its a place that I go to hunt and to stalk.

A jolly old place and that place it is I.

A place to sharpen sticks, drink coffee and die.
 
  • Like
Reactions: OctoberSkye

·
Banned
Joined
·
2,155 Posts
Thank you! Did you write that? I like it. :happy:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
66 Posts
Discussion Starter · #7 ·
Yep, it's all me-glad you enjoyed it:blushed:
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
66 Posts
Discussion Starter · #11 ·
Thanks everyone!
 
1 - 11 of 11 Posts
Top