I shat a brack when I saw this thread because I'm randomly starving right now. Well, first world starving anyway.
I really could go for some pork rinds right now. And for those who don't know, pork rinds taste like burnt bacon flavored rice cakes. For some reason I love them.
They're an acquired taste.
And, "acquired taste" is a really polite way of saying "This tasted like total absolute, festering, shit the first time I ate it, but for some reason I powered through a dozen of them, and now I like it."
I ATE AN ENTIRE CHEESE PIZZA AND I STILL KINDA FEEL IT
But then I went for this crazy longboard ride and did this gnarly wipe out and then I randomly cried.
And then I came back and drank tea and had some oatmeal because it's like 4 am and stuff.
Of shit, I forgot to go to bed.