[Phoenix Down]

As advertised by the thread title, please share your stories of ammusement.

Annecdotes can include but are not limited to

batshit crazy
batshit awesome
batshit stupid
batshit Badass
batshit pointless

and just plain batshit.

Just for shits and giggles

 

[Vanargand]

When I was 9 I made a flamethrower with a can of static guard a lighter and a bottle of orange soda. My grandma got super pissed because I wasted a whole can of static guard, not because I was lighting stuff on fire. :crazy:

 

[SlowPoke68]

The statute of limitations hasn't expired on some of them yet. :blushed:

 

[YourMom]

I once ate a bat which I eventually shit out. That was pretty batshit.

 

[Quin Sabe]

Batshit crazy, hmm yeah, I can't talk about it yet. I do like running through woods tho, especially at night with a small to light with me. give me some more time I'll have more, lots more, college is just beginning for me, X_O

 

[vel]

almost got lost in some forrest in eastern europe with my friend
i don't remember a whole lot of it but at the end i remember us crawling out of there on all fours from exhaustion of wandering around all day, it is kind of funny now that I think about it, but if we got lost for real could have starved or frozen to death before they found us - those forests are pretty thick

one of my friends got drunk and fell asleep on a bench in a park mid-January in like -30C weather, a cop found him and woke him up, he could have frozen to death there

 

[Thrifty Walrus]

I kept accidentally using Cos when I should have used Sin, lol, the crazy shit us INTP's get into... (new calculator)