.Are you going to envision me naked on a tarpaulin covered in baby oil before we ever meet?
Well, now I do. Thanks for that. Now I need a cold shower and I'm at work.
Other red flags:
-Are you a diagnosed Asperger patient, or have another form of autism?
-Are you very strictly Catholic to the point of not believing in divorce under any circumstance, not willing to have sex before marriage or do any form of family planning?
-Are you anorectic?
-Do you insist that all penetrative sex is rape?
-Are you keeping two people on the side for casual contacts, with no intention to stop that while being in a relationship?
-Are you addicted to collecting small plastic Disney figurines, and will you judge a person's intelligence pased on their knowledge of Disney characters?
-Are you on mental disability pay?
-Do you insist that any time not spent with you is cheating?
There is more stuff, but that's too nasty to ever repeat. And yeah, this was all from Real Life.
A+ for taste, D for execution.At least you haven't had some guy propose to you over the net after talking for a week. Then having him try to coax you into giving him your house address so he can send you a ring.