At least you haven't had some guy propose to you over the net after talking for a week. Then having him try to coax you into giving him your house address so he can send you a ring.:mellow:
OMFG Another Dating Thread?
Well I have been potentially dating for the last 4 months. So far I have queued up a few questions to intimidate the next potential with:
Are you a Christian who believes that depression is a spiritual generational illness which can be cured by prayer?
Are you going to envision me naked on a tarpaulin covered in baby oil before we ever meet?
Do you play the bagpipes?
Did you put yourself as "single" on this site within 3 hours of your wife (of 20 years) coming home and telling you she was sleeping with another man?
Are all your friends female and you are totally "in touch" with your feelings because of this?
Do you think my mind sparkles?
Do you have a daughter with an ampetamine addiction and allow her to borrow your car and give her you credit card with pin?
Are you so deep into BDSM and you are trolling for a submissive to stick brooches into her chest?:shocked:
Are you caring for your grandmother, have depression and foot drop and frozen shoulder and your dog just died?
Will you spend the entire date asking me personal questions about my exes without divulging your own whilst throwing in jibes about your ex (who you are technically still married to, thanks for telling me that chump) and her hairdressing bills and fanciful ideas on looking great (since she is actually an actress).
Were you addicted to heroin for the last 5 out of 6 years?
These examples are by real people.....none of them made up.
Has anyone else got any more questions which may indicate red flags that I can put on my list?
Are you a Christian who believes that depression is a spiritual generational illness which can be cured by prayer?
Are you going to envision me naked on a tarpaulin covered in baby oil before we ever meet?
Do you play the bagpipes?
Did you put yourself as "single" on this site within 3 hours of your wife (of 20 years) coming home and telling you she was sleeping with another man?
Are all your friends female and you are totally "in touch" with your feelings because of this?
Do you think my mind sparkles?
Do you have a daughter with an ampetamine addiction and allow her to borrow your car and give her you credit card with pin?
Are you so deep into BDSM and you are trolling for a submissive to stick brooches into her chest?:shocked:
Are you caring for your grandmother, have depression and foot drop and frozen shoulder and your dog just died?
Will you spend the entire date asking me personal questions about my exes without divulging your own whilst throwing in jibes about your ex (who you are technically still married to, thanks for telling me that chump) and her hairdressing bills and fanciful ideas on looking great (since she is actually an actress).
Were you addicted to heroin for the last 5 out of 6 years?
These examples are by real people.....none of them made up.
Has anyone else got any more questions which may indicate red flags that I can put on my list?
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A girl has got to keep some mystery about her....Ha, you never told me about that!
roud:In all fairness he only gave me a horn because he's an IT expert and was trying to woo you with "tech speak". Was like listening to a mills and boons book for me lolol.I had actually had quite a miserable day yesterday after an argument. I had been chatting to a guy who was so geeky it really gave me the horn, as a matter of fact he gave half of my friends the horn too (as I am not stupid enough to try and make these decisions alone anymore).
The crazy generational spirit talk is enough to kill any scientifically minded person's libido.
*bumped for lulz and because there is a big flush of newbies at the moment*
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