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I don't know what's wrong with me!! It's like everything someone says to me, I'm reading sexual connotations into it. It's bugging me!!!! Now normally I have a talent for turning fairly mundane conversations into ones full of innuendo, but this is now getting on my nerves.

Has anyone else experienced this? Can I stop it?

(Note: well, I did spend most of yesterday reading erotica soooooooooo that just might have something to do with it...)
 

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That must be hard... You should go for a walk, unless it's raining, because you don't want to get wet. Hopefully it's nice and hot where you are, so you can go for your walk. Hot, but not moist would be prefferable. I wish I could come and join you. :cool:
 

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I don't know what's wrong with me!! It's like everything someone says to me, I'm reading sexual connotations into it. It's bugging me!!!! Now normally I have a talent for turning fairly mundane conversations into ones full of innuendo, but this is now getting on my nerves.

Has anyone else experienced this? Can I stop it?

(Note: well, I did spend most of yesterday reading erotica soooooooooo that just might have something to do with it...)
Maybe you could try a shock collar. Ever time you get a thought like that give yourself a zap :shocked:

Obviously I'm just yanking your chain. I'm not sure what you could do, maybe exercise, cold shower and follow it up with some news... News seems to thoroughly bring me down from any "good" thoughts :)
 

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You're just reading too much into this. You really shouldn't be blaming yourself. Clearly, you can't help that everyone wants you. That's their problem. :wink:


... You know, it's personal experiences from women like these that makes me inclined to believe women are much more sexual than men are. Yet men are the ones hounded for it because we're not ninjas about it. Cosmo mags, romance novels, it all adds up after awhile...
 

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Maybe you should do something to take your mind off it, maybe a nice long rie somewhere? Or you can play with your gun for a while. I hope you're not reading sexual things into these innocent suggestions I just made, that would be really messed up. :laughing:
 

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It's just natural urges. Satisfy them in some way.

Or do we need to have that talk about the birds and the bees again?
 

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It's just natural urges. Satisfy them in some way.

Or do we need to have that talk about the birds and the bees again?
LOL nooooo please I beg you....

That must be hard... You should go for a walk, unless it's raining, because you don't want to get wet. Hopefully it's nice and hot where you are, so you can go for your walk. Hot, but not moist would be prefferable. I wish I could come and join you. :cool:
you are terrible!!!

Maybe you should do something to take your mind off it, maybe a nice long rie somewhere? Or you can play with your gun for a while. I hope you're not reading sexual things into these innocent suggestions I just made, that would be really messed up. :laughing:
as are you!!
 

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@JamieBond I merelly suggested going for a walk! YOU were the one who thought naughty things!

Perhaps you would enjoy sucking on a nice long juicy popsicle. Not too big though, or you won't get it all in your mouth. Surely that would satisfy you. Don't bite it though, because you might bite off a bigger piece than you could swallow. And that would be an unfortunant climax. But a popsicle would suit you well if the air is hot and thick where you are. :cool:
 

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69% of people can find something dirty in every sentence. Disgusting really.
 
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