I've heard that sweating out the THC helps. I've also heard from someone that cranberry juice and A LOT of water will really help. If you can, drink lots of water > pee > and then repeat the cycle until your interview. Don't drink TOO much water though because too much is dangerous!
Passing drug test
I had a second interview at full-time job that I desperately need. I have had people tell me to go to the smoke shops to get stuff to help mask THC in your urine... But I was wondering if anyone had personal experience and what the name or brand is. If I end up getting the position, I don't know how much notice I'll have. I can't bring in someone else's piss because the job is 45 minutes away and it wouldn't be the right temperature. Help? Please?
Is there really something you can take an hour or two before and pass? I can't find much online... Except advertisements. I want to know if anyone has personal experience. Thanks!
Is there really something you can take an hour or two before and pass? I can't find much online... Except advertisements. I want to know if anyone has personal experience. Thanks!
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Allegorist is right. Energy drinks help as well, but... eh, they're no good for you.
But what your friends are probably talking about is Niacin, it really gets THC out of your system and quick.
But what your friends are probably talking about is Niacin, it really gets THC out of your system and quick.
You do realize that you are asking us to help you with something illegal, right?
My suggestion would be to lay off the pot while looking for a job, that way you know you will pass
niacin can help but too much will cause a reaction that is quite uncomfortable. The drinks you are talking about can help, but even they say that you are not to "smoke" the week to two weeks prior to testing. As for temperature unless they are sending to a lab for analysis and even then temperature is rarely an issue. The instant tests they use now a days do nothing more than check the levels of various chemicals in the urine, not the temperature.
However another thing about drinking too much water is that it will likely become so diluted that it will look more like water than urine and that will arouse suspicion. You can use golden seal for this type of thing but I have heard that they may test for that in certain areas.
To be 100% assured you would be best to use someones else's urine in some sort of fashion where you can easily access it. I have heard of several methods for this. one of which involves a bag that feeds into a hose tucked into the persons armpit or belt line, the hose then runs down their clothing to the end of their penis where it is blocked by something such as an eraser you would find on a pencil.
I can personally vouch for the success of this method to a certain extent as I had a friend of mine carry it out successfully until his fake urine he was making became tainted with the same drugs he was trying to cover up.
"You do realize that you are asking us to help you with something illegal, right?"
technically tricking a test at a job interview is not illegal in any fashion, although in different countries they may have different laws about it. Taking a drug test at a place and failing does not mean they can call the cops and have you thrown in jail either. However if you know you are going to drop dirty you may as well save yourself the trouble and just not show up.
good luck ;D
also giving out advice is not illegal in any regard unless it violates certain confidential or other factors
However another thing about drinking too much water is that it will likely become so diluted that it will look more like water than urine and that will arouse suspicion. You can use golden seal for this type of thing but I have heard that they may test for that in certain areas.
To be 100% assured you would be best to use someones else's urine in some sort of fashion where you can easily access it. I have heard of several methods for this. one of which involves a bag that feeds into a hose tucked into the persons armpit or belt line, the hose then runs down their clothing to the end of their penis where it is blocked by something such as an eraser you would find on a pencil.
I can personally vouch for the success of this method to a certain extent as I had a friend of mine carry it out successfully until his fake urine he was making became tainted with the same drugs he was trying to cover up.
"You do realize that you are asking us to help you with something illegal, right?"
technically tricking a test at a job interview is not illegal in any fashion, although in different countries they may have different laws about it. Taking a drug test at a place and failing does not mean they can call the cops and have you thrown in jail either. However if you know you are going to drop dirty you may as well save yourself the trouble and just not show up.
good luck ;D
also giving out advice is not illegal in any regard unless it violates certain confidential or other factors
It's illegal to fake a drug test for an employer in certain jurisdictions. Kentucky comes to mind.technically tricking a test at a job interview is not illegal in any fashion
I really couldn't agree more. Which is more important to you, getting high or getting a job...?My suggestion would be to lay off the pot while looking for a job, that way you know you will pass
She asked for advice, not life lessons, people. :/
Just because you choose to live one way doesn't make you any better and doesn't give you the right to question her life and tell her how to live.
Just because you choose to live one way doesn't make you any better and doesn't give you the right to question her life and tell her how to live.
I think you'll find that that is advice.She asked for advice, not life lessons, people. :/
Just because you choose to live one way doesn't make you any better and doesn't give you the right to question her life and tell her how to live.
Alright, good point.
I figured you'd be able to figure out what I meant, but I guess I gave you too much credit.
I meant, she asked for specific advice, how to get drugs out of her system, not whether or not anyone agreed with what she was doing, whether or not she should be doing drugs in the first place, questioning her decision making.
I figured you'd be able to figure out what I meant, but I guess I gave you too much credit.
I meant, she asked for specific advice, how to get drugs out of her system, not whether or not anyone agreed with what she was doing, whether or not she should be doing drugs in the first place, questioning her decision making.
Do you think that telling people what they want to hear is really the best thing for them? Do you think that it's a good thing to encourage people to go through life cheating others, trying to help them find ways to get things the easy way rather than putting the effort in?
Presumably not, right? I mean, you are an upstanding and moral person, aren't you? You don't want to lead people astray, do you?
Presumably not, right? I mean, you are an upstanding and moral person, aren't you? You don't want to lead people astray, do you?
The advice is to slow down on smoking pot and quit asking others to help you cover it up......She asked for advice, not life lessons, people. :/
Just because you choose to live one way doesn't make you any better and doesn't give you the right to question her life and tell her how to live.
Who are you? Her father? Her adviser? No?Do you think that telling people what they want to hear is really the best thing for them? Do you think that it's a good thing to encourage people to go through life cheating others, trying to help them find ways to get things the easy way rather than putting the effort in?
Presumably not, right? I mean, you are an upstanding and moral person, aren't you? You don't want to lead people astray, do you?
I never said this was right or wrong because it doesn't matter if I think it's right or wrong, she asked a specific question, I answered it, that's it. That's what you should have done instead of preaching your nonsense.
But, personally, I'm just fine with cheating the system, they should cover up their holes if they don't want to be cheated. That or legalize weed.
And I really don't understand the purpose of those last two questions, but, no, I'm not. I am not trying to be an upstanding anything, nor am I trying to drag anyone down, I just am.
there is giving advice when someone requests it and then there is preaching ones own values towards another which isn't helpful in the least. Regardless of your own beliefs on the way things should be don't share your two cents if you were not directly asked for it. It is only wasting the time of the person seeking help and others who are trying to help.
Advice = constructive criticism. Preaching = Pushing your own values or beliefs on someone
big difference. If I ask how to make a milk shake and you tell me milk shakes are bad because they make people fat you are wasting my time. There is no difference here. Get off your high horse
Advice = constructive criticism. Preaching = Pushing your own values or beliefs on someone
big difference. If I ask how to make a milk shake and you tell me milk shakes are bad because they make people fat you are wasting my time. There is no difference here. Get off your high horse
I was at a family reunion and smoked with my family. I don't even know if I'm going to get a job offer...in case I do...I am asking. I did not ask for you to judge me. I was asking for people who have PERSONAL experience with this to reply. Don't do drugs while looking for a job...I've been looking for over a year and have had nothing. I can't drink alcohol because I get an instant migraine. I'm perfectly fine with indulging in pot once in a while because I have no other means to kick back and let loose. Just because I smoke pot once in a while...doesn't mean I smoke while I am at work. So I'd appreciate legit replies and not preachy "You shouldn't have" because guess what...I did...it's a little too late now...isn't it? Unless you have a way to go back in time, the advice most of you are giving is shit.
Shit! Your right! Why that no good swine! Trying to make us help her in her lawbreaking ways... It reminds me of those damn jaywalkers! They're an insidious group, eroding the morals of today's youth... You must never walk/color outside the lines! Goddamnit people!You do realize that you are asking us to help you with something illegal, right?
Alright, so here's some information I found, and How to Pass a Drug Test - wikiHow is pretty awesome. Note that you can get "no-flush" niacin, and this might help with the discomfort. Hope it helps, best of luck, ignore the idiots.
Well after I found out last tuesday that I had a court date monday I smoked up the rest of my 1/8 and began treatment on wendsday. I began taking 2-4 100mg high potency niacin pills a day (dont be scared if you turn red, feel hot, and itchy), 3-5 B-12 pills at 100mcg, 4-6 cranberry extract pills at 400 mg, and Yogi Tea Detox (3 packets) Over all water that was drank was about 5 liters of distilled water. When I popped into my counselors he said he could drug test me so I said lets do it. I urinated in the toilet for a few seconds then into the cup untill it was the right amount and let the rest go. The results indicated were all negative although the line for THC was not too visible it was there producing negative results. All done in four days. I think weight has alot to do with it weight as in fat that is. Im only about 160lbs with not alot of fat. This was after some pretty heavy habitual smoking previously and some weekend tokeage before tuesday. Four days and all results being negative is pretty good for a method that costs only about 10 dollars. Think about how clean you could get if you had more time. As I mentioned this is as of today and done with a very sensitve testing kit.
Materials in non paragrapg format
1 Bottle of High Potency 100mg Niacin
1 Bottle of Cranberry extract pills 400mg
1 Bottle of B-12 100mcg
1 Pack of Yogi Tea Detox Tea (other detox teas may work too)
if they are not going to watch you urinate then I recommend using someone's urine. Very few people want to hold a container of urine and all you need is a small amount. you being a female I can't really imagine they would go as far as to watch you during the test. Just make sure you store it in a clean container and not in a refrigerator. They will not notice the difference in temperature between room temp and the average temp of someones urine. You can also make artificial urine using different methods, although I can not verify which ones are the best. I only know that the instant drug tests that most companies use are unreliable as it is, so generally many yellow colored liquids would work. I only mention that because I can imagine asking someone for urine can be a bit of an awkward situation.
good luck to you
good luck to you
Well, look, I don't care for the DEA or the war on drugs, I don't particularly care that this thread is evidence for an accessory to a crime under the US federal criminal code. I don't care what the law says about it.Who are you? Her father? Her adviser? No?
I never said this was right or wrong because it doesn't matter if I think it's right or wrong, she asked a specific question, I answered it, that's it. That's what you should have done instead of preaching your nonsense.
But, personally, I'm just fine with cheating the system, they should cover up their holes if they don't want to be cheated. That or legalize weed.
And I really don't understand the purpose of those last two questions, but, no, I'm not. I am not trying to be an upstanding anything, nor am I trying to drag anyone down, I just am.
The fact of the matter is, in a voluntary exchange, that is, labour & wages, the employer has said they are not comfortable employing someone who isn't clean, i.e. the OP. So you are helping them lie to their employer. I don't agree with the war on drugs, that has nothing to do with this. So, I'm going to keep propagating my "nonsense," because I find it wrong that people would be dishonest. I'm sorry if you, the OP, or anyone else on this thread disagrees, but to say "Go away, the OP just wants help lying to her boss" is not to hold the moral high ground here, sorry.
Also this is the "Advice Center." I am equally as qualified as you to make comments, regardless of their content. And as it stands, my advice seems to be better than yours.
I'm not judging the OP. Judging involves forming opinions. I'm not forming an opinion about her -- I'm just stating a fact. If you aren't certain you're going to get the job, you're presumably going to get a new one, so this is advice for the future, lol
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