*You are hearing a robotic sounding voice coming towards you*
Greetings Zwart and welcome to PersonalityCafe!! My name is Mr. CafeBot. I am here to personally greet you and thank you for joining our humble little forum. No matter your type, you will surely experience a wonderful time with the members of this forum. We cater to all personality types so you will never feel alone or weird. Truth is this forum is full of weirdos!! Pleazeee hel.... *Ahem*I mean we have the nicest people you will ever meet.
I welcome you to our (not so) humble abode, Madam. The pool area and spas are on the left. The restaurants and shops on the right. And the main hall is down this way. Is there any service you require of me? Luggage? Vehicle? Umbrella stand?