My roommates an enfj and I wan't to jump out a window. (I live on the third floor.) I sort of acted as him and wrote the personality online. Ok, I stayed up till three in the morning watching bleach cause it's addictive a couple nights. I tried to go to sleep at 6 in response to my fatigue. one night and woke up to the retarded screaming and other such things down the hall. I woke up to find it was only 10 Pm, and was extremely annoyed. My roommate was typing on the computer, Bling!, Bling! had every possible light on, and had the door wide open. So he can say hi to every person who walks past our room. Probably to shove it in my face I have no friends. Also, He whines every night, WAHHHH, I'll get fucking sick(Oh my gosh, saying the f word amplifies what you say SOOO much) if the fan is left on. So, before I went to bed at 6, I said I'll set the fan to turn off at a certain time while your asleep. But noooo, I wake up and it's off. I have to have some type of air and constant noise to go to sleep. So when he left again and left the lights on at 10:30, and didn't lock the door even though I was sleeping I got up and turned it off, and set the fan to turn off for two hours. Again, he always comes back within like 10 min. He'll say, I may not be back for a while" and is back within an hour. STAY OUT OF THE ROOM!!!. So, he then turns the lights back on and turns my fan off and continues to bling! BLING!!! on his computer. I stare at the wall angrily for about thirty min. and give up and walk down to the computer room. 4 in the morning, after being distracted by bleach, I return to find the asshole is finally asleep. I go to sleep and end up being late for my 9 o clock class even with the alarm on. No, I'm not going to rebate because this particular enfj likes to act like a kicked dog if I say anything. And then if I do he disregards it and says I need to figure it out. NO, IT IS YOUR FAULT!!!. Also, my roommate gaily talks about how the rug is dirty when it is not and complains constantly. Also, a while ago I drew soviet symbols and killing on my door to reflect my mood. The soviet symbols being a stupid infatuation for red alert 3 and the death pictures entertain me. So, my roommate probably complained to an RA about how it MAY offend people. So, the Chinese guy who's not even an RA on my floor talks to me and says they don't want that type of stuff in our community. That I'll have to see a police officer or counselor if this continues. I remember the day before, an RA meeting was in the lobby. I'll bet my RA thought it would be nice to choose the Chinese guy to test if I was racist. Bastards. I'll bet no one raised their hands when the trouble maker child was brought up. My roomate even gets serious when I leave a can of pop laying around. ONE empty can and goes berserk. Moving out would show a sign of weakness. Not to mention I would have to come up with a valid reason to move out and would likely have to survive an audience with the idiot. So to avoid that unwanted conversation I choose to suffer. It would be effective to email online the problems I have with someone because I have time to think and do not have to come up with snappy arguments and have to listen to the same base of an argument repeatedly. Now my roommate is probably even telling others I have no friends which is why everyone is extra nice and inviting to me. Oh I have a friend. A friend. But he's still one of the dumbest people I've met. So, I would detest living with anyone. The results of my roommate recommendation plan gave me this idiot. Which I'm still debating is a flamer do to his very gay voice. Always helpful. Would always tutor me if I happen to need it. I don't need help by the likes of you. That is the rundown of how my first semester in college was ruined by an enfj. Thank you for listening to my rant. (like I care, I get tired of falling back from arguments like everyone else does, it bothers me.) Whatever.