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My friends on the Net
Who I haven't met yet
And probably never will

You understand me
And you want to be free
And you're never run of the mill.

Sometimes you're mean
You're humor's a scream
Not like sugar or aspartame

But you are very nice
When asked for advice
And you're good at video games.
 

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Oh goody...sung to the tune of Alone Again:

I'll wait just a little bit
If I'm not feeling any more fit
I promised myself to treat myself
And take a nice healthy shit
And sitting on the bowl
I'd make myself whole
In an effort to
Clear my bowels of poo
And my bladder while I'm at it

Left feeling less than clean
but now lean
I'd wad some paper
My God this reeks
Are my legs asleep?
That is one toxic vapor
I'll finish up this song
It's gone on much too long
Sincerely yours, INTP
 

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Sung to the Wonder Woman Theme Song:

Wonder Dooky!
Wonder Dooky!

All the world is waiting for you
And the odor you possess
Sliding from my ass
Surface smooth as glass
You're not like ordinary poo

Wonder Dooky!
Wonder Dooky!

Now the world is ready for you
And the wonders you can do
Fertilize the lawn
Allowing flies to spawn
Glistening moist, brown and true

Wonder Dooky!
Time to change my undies, Wonder Dooky!

All my songs are sung about poo
Thinkers say, "What is wrong with you?"
"You're not INTP."
"You're not at all like me."
"We're not that crass, vulgar or crude!"

Wonder Dooky!
Wonder Dooky!

We'd much prefer a punster, Wonder Dooky!
 

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Hey there, people, I'm INT Brown
They say I'm the cutest P in town
My brain is fast, my soul is shiny
I tell all the NFs they can kiss my rationality
Here I am at a famous forum
I'm not dressin' at all & I'm actin' cooler than I really am
Wonder dooky wonder dooky
Dooky wooky zooky spooky

Oh God I am the PerC dream
I do not think I'm too nerdy
& I'm pretending to be a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna stay unemployed & just farm some posts
Wonder dooky wonder dooky
Dooky wooky zooky spooky
 

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*scans page*

I don't see any stats.

Attempt failed.
 
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INTP has a rep of being a grammar queen
I couldn't resist:laughing:
Oh, I didn't know that. That stuffy nose description was the first thing I thought when I read the title. I read it a few times before coming here to see if the spelling was intentional. I have no clue about MBTIs.
 

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Oh, I didn't know that. That stuffy nose description was the first thing I thought when I read the title. I read it a few times before coming here to see if the spelling was intentional. I have no clue about MBTIs.
:laughing: there's a rivalry between XNTP/XNTJ over which is smarter
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IN YO FACE P:cool:
 
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