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So first off I'd like to say that I know this is probably not going to be easy for some. But remind yourselves, despite your reputation here (if you even care), if you can't confess to things here where you'll probably never have to look anyone in the eye (unless you want), then how will you ever get this type of thing off your chest?

I'm gonna get the ball rolling with a few things that I've either told nobody or only have told an SO.

Here it goes:

-when I was younger, I really wanted to become a stripper or a pornstar. I thought if I could find the right atmosphere somewhere, I would greatly enjoy it and find it empowering. Normally I'm quite shy and mild mannered, so I'd be showing a side of me very few people have seen. I gave up on it because those women are objectified harshly and I'm too much of a sissy to take it.
-I've always been interested in performing oral sex on yourself. A lot of people think its weird, but I always thought it was kinda hot. Either watching or doing it myself (but I'm definitely not flexible enough).
-I have an attraction to really feminine looking trans women.



Okay, so now it's your turn. Please don't leave me hanging here airing my dirty laundry alone. Contribute! You know you want to...
 

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One time I ejaculated so hard, that the cum from my penis shot far up and some of it landed in my mouth. I actually tasted my own cum. That was one of the most horrible experiences of my life, and I never asked a woman to swallow again.
 

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One time I ejaculated so hard, that the cum from my penis shot far up and some of it landed in my mouth. I actually tasted my own cum. That was one of the most horrible experiences of my life, and I never asked a woman to swallow again.
Alternatively, this story could've gone "And I loved it!!! I became a raging homosexual afterwards and guzzle cum all day every day."
 

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Alternatively, this story could've gone "And I loved it!!! I became a raging homosexual afterwards and guzzle cum all day every day."
Yeah, I hated the taste of my cum. It tasted kind of chalky, bitter, and I hated it. I'm definitely never going gay after that experience.
 

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Yeah, I hated the taste of my cum. It tasted kind of chalky, bitter, and I hated it. I'm definitely never going gay after that experience.
You could always work on improving the taste. Not for you, silly, but for the ladies. Bitter is one of the worst flavors (no offense). My ex tasted very bitter and I used to gag trying to swallow. Not a fun experience to have cause it just gets the taste all over your mouth.
 

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You could always work on improving the taste. Not for you, silly, but for the ladies. Bitter is one of the worst flavors (no offense). My ex tasted very bitter and I used to gag trying to swallow. Not a fun experience to have cause it just gets the taste all over your mouth.
Are you sure that you are an ENFJ? I have never met an ENFJ that talks as openly about dirty sex like yourself.
 

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Are you sure that you are an ENFJ? I have never met an ENFJ that talks as openly about dirty sex like yourself.
Lolol. I'm as sure about my type as one can be. :) You wouldn't catch me saying most of this publicly irl though. Gotta have an outlet somewhere.
 

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Now I'm curious, how do you exactly improve the taste of sperm? :shocked:
I am led to believe, having never tasted sperm, that your diet affects the taste. I also heard (what I am sure is an urban myth) that smoking pot renders it taste neutral... I did once get my own sperm in my eye through masturbation after a long period of abstinence, and I learned that it HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!! I don't get how pornstars welcome the cum to the face deal given that it might go in their eye...
 

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Lolol. I'm as sure about my type as one can be. :) You wouldn't catch me saying most of this publically irl though. Gotta have an outlet somewhere.
I say this kind of shit IRL all the time. It greatly angers my friends that are Fe users.
 

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Now I'm curious, how do you exactly improve the taste of sperm? :shocked:
Eating healthier can improve the taste. More fruits, specifically pinneapples and cranberries, less meats, coffee, alcohol, asparagus. Of course, there aren't any studies that back this up. Only reports by women. Pornstars have attested to it as well I believe, and I think I trust the experts.
 

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I say this kind of shit IRL all the time. It greatly angers my friends that are Fe users.
Hehe. I don't mind talking about it if I'm comfortable enough with the person. I've been known to have these discussions in groups as well if I have my SO with me (nothing personal, but discussing sex with men can give them the wrong idea sometimes).
 

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Hehe. I don't mind talking about it if I'm comfortable enough with the person. I've been known to have these discussions in groups as well if I have my SO with me (nothing personal, but discussing sex with men can give them the wrong idea sometimes).
LOL, no offence, but I'm almost 100% certain that works both ways...
 

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LOL, no offence, but I'm almost 100% certain that works both ways...
I think it depends. For me anyway. I'm pretty good at seeing the intentions of others. Sometimes people are just curious. I've had male friends make confessions to me about their sex lives and such without it being about making a conversation about sex turn to having sex.
 

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I am led to believe, having never tasted sperm, that your diet affects the taste. I also heard (what I am sure is an urban myth) that smoking pot renders it taste neutral... I did once get my own sperm in my eye through masturbation after a long period of abstinence, and I learned that it HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!! I don't get how pornstars welcome the cum to the face deal given that it might go in their eye...
Yes, one of my worst experiences -- I got shot in the eye, and it burned horribly, despite my trying to wash the gunk out. I just lay there with my head against his shoulder as we were watching hockey, after, and just about cried, for 45 minutes, until the pain subsided. Not a lot of fun.
 

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I think it depends. For me anyway. I'm pretty good at seeing the intentions of others. Sometimes people are just curious. I've had male friends make confessions to me about their sex lives and such without it being about making a conversation about sex turn to having sex.
Same here with women, but often times, I have seen women get very uncomfortable and clammy when discussing sex with me, because, I assume, they think that I'm making some kind of oh-so-subtle euphemism. So getting the wrong end of the stick (no pun intended) can definitely go both ways... *shrugs*, I find it kinda funny.

Yes, one of my worst experiences -- I got shot in the eye, and it burned horribly, despite my trying to wash the gunk out. I just lay there with my head against his shoulder as we were watching hockey, after, and just about cried, for 45 minutes, until the pain subsided. Not a lot of fun.
Holy bloody crap!! I feel your pain! I won't lie, I screamed, in a rather undignified manner when I got it in my eye, and even though I used an eye bath, the stinging burning feeling would not go away. Although, I did chuckle to myself slightly, because they used to say "masturbation makes you blind", well I understood for a moment how that myth might have come about haha.
 
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