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Word game, that is.

Everyday, we are given a set of 3 random words to form into a short composition (min. one sentence, max. five).
The first three people to post for the day, get to select the word set (one random word per poster).

Poster 1: Suggests unicorns
Poster 2: Suggests gremlins
Poster 3: Suggests Wall Street

The next poster says, "Unicorns & gremlins live on Wall Street." or something to that extent. Ridiculous sentences and word play highly encouraged! All types welcome to play. May the craftiest poster win. :wink:


Anyone want to select the words for today? (We'll change words every 24 hrs, ~9pm Universal Time)
 

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