Shall we play a game?

So I get to choose the first word?

Spaceship.

hehe it will be a cool game:
Pony

Soviet Union

One of the Soviet Union's highly funded projects is to send a male pony and a female donkey on a spaceship to Soviet Martian Colony 556.

So...
A spaceship invaded the Soviet Union using their special weapon - a giant pink pony.

One of the most important problems of the Soviet Union's space program in late 70's was the shortage of spaceships and ponies.

*best read in thick Russian accent*

In Soviet Union Russia, Vostok spaceship powered by pony tears delivered first man, Yuri Gagarin, into earth orbit.

The Soviet Union launched a plinky plonky pink sparkling pony in a spaceship into space to meet other ponies in spaceships from the Soviet Union.

in soviet union, pony rides spaceship

A Spaceship discovered some pony's in the Soviet Union. They then decided that Earth wasn't worth their time.

A Salmonella outbreak in the Soviet Union caused the meat industry to scramble and seek alternative protein sources in time for the next shuttle launch. Astronauts were surprised to find stores of dehydrated pony bacon packed in the spaceship's food reserves.

i love it that there's a cossack reading this thread.



but in other news,

stores of dehydrated pony bacon packed in the spaceship's food reserves

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yuuuuuckkk

Ding ding! That concludes Round 1 of Daily Word Challenge.

Ready for set 2? New wordset, go go!

Heist

Vacuum

Beijing

No one will ever forget the Great Vacuum Heist that occurred in Beijing in the midst of a vacuum shortage during the 1983 Dust Mite Invasion, which was caused by humans shedding skin cells at unusually high rates due to increased UV radiation from the hole in the ozone layer. Twenty shipments of vacuum cleaners were stolen simultaneously and sold on the black market during the following months until a public service announcement about sunscreen was released.

Due to an unfortunate translation error in their English language marketing materials "Heist Vacuum Co." posted extremely poor first quarter earnings after entering the U.S. market--until executives in Beijing realized the viral marketing properties of the mistranslation, paid a young film student from Fudan University 1,000 yuan to create a set of faux commercials for an imaginary advertising campaign and posted the videos to YouTube. Thereafter, executives chose to change the direction of the company by marketing a variety of clothing and cheaply priced consumer products branded with the "Heist" logo to young, educated urban consumers in the US and Europe. After factory shut-down, working capital for this change of direction was acquired via the sale, at an extreme mark-up, of the remaining vacuums to captive markets in Africa.

Two weeks ago, in one of Beijing's museums, a heist involving Catwoman, Aquaman, and the Thing took place. Over fifteen million dollars worth of artifacts went missing, the latter of which came from a golden vacuum once belonging to Zedong Mao. The motive for the trio's actions are unknown, but some commentators suspect that twenty ounces of Kryptonium were hidden in the shaft for easy transport from Japan.