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Alpha ?
Beta ?

Let's face it....neither one is having a lot of sex. At least not as much as us nerds who chose to study Nietzsche or work on our posture and fighting skills instead of focusing on how we look (alpha) or pretending to be nice guys (beta).

So here's a thread for some sex tips for males. Given that I have probably more sex than anyone here, I feel like I am qualified objectively.

How can I tell you say? Well it's a statistical fact that if your numbers are in the high triple digits, you are well above average, and since Perc is a sample of the general population, it's a mathematically valid assumption.


So my first sex tip is as follows....Without a strong core you cannot be good at sex. What this mean? Let's see what Alpha DooDooDaa thinks this means.

Alpha thinks this means he squats 350. False. Squating 350 is not a strong core unless you are also deadlifting 350, pulling 350, and doing three minute planks. You see...muscle is about leverage. If you have a hulking chest and bench 350lbs, but you can't squat 700lbs, which is the amount required approximately variable, then you are actually week. Your punches will be week, your humps will be week, but your bench will be strong. That is why most Alphas suck at sex and why most women go for Bieber types when they are young instead of the Brad Pitt type, with the big chest but week core, albeit emaciated body that shows six pack abs.

See the Biebs, from dancing, has a strong core...the moves that he does require leverage (balanced proportions) and therefore he is good at the old sack ' a ' smack.

Anyways....stay tuned for my next set of tips Alphas and Betas...and I will help you transcend your self contained hell of "no sex".
 

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Just work out. That's all.

When you look good, youll start feeling confident about yourself..

It's all about confidence.

People doesn't have confidence because they look bad or they have mental illness.

But just work out exercise then you'll feel good.
 

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I feel like he's either an avid troll or deeply delusional. Maybe both :shocked:
Truth is often stranger than fiction. XD
 

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Sex Tip: When in missionary, grab the tits and squeeze. They are meant to be played with and squeezed. Work on your grip. Put one hand on the ass cheek and push in until you feel your dick pumping through her. The more your bring her anus close to her pussy, the more pleasure she will feel.

Meanwhile with your other hand, squeeze one tit and play with it like a pervert. The more you nip, tuck, kneed, shake, jiggle, slap the more she will feel it.

This should also make you both climax at the same time as you whisper what a whore she is. Did this one last night and shot a load so deep her body melted.
 

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Sex Tip: When in missionary, grab the tits and squeeze. They are meant to be played with and squeezed. Work on your grip. Put one hand on the ass cheek and push in until you feel your dick pumping through her. The more your bring her anus close to her pussy, the more pleasure she will feel.

Meanwhile with your other hand, squeeze one tit and play with it like a pervert. The more you nip, tuck, kneed, shake, jiggle, slap the more she will feel it.

This should also make you both climax at the same time as you whisper what a whore she is. Did this one last night and shot a load so deep her body melted.
Noooo.
The more you grab, squeeze, nip and slap my boobs, the more likely I am to push you off.

Sensitivity various from woman to woman, week to week and from one stage of arousal to the next. My pain tolerance is higher when I'm closer to orgasm, which means that I might orgasm in spite of the tit squeezing, but not because of it.
 

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Noooo.
The more you grab, squeeze, nip and slap my boobs, the more likely I am to push you off.

Sensitivity various from woman to woman, week to week and from one stage of arousal to the next. My pain tolerance is higher when I'm closer to orgasm, which means that I might orgasm in spite of the tit squeezing, but not because of it.
I don't mean tug on the jugs like your hanging on for dear life. I just mean little tiger bites, and some gentle pawing..but with a little more manly grip than what is used to by some of the alphas and betas here.

But thanks for chiming in. My current boo gets wetter when I do it, so It seems she likes it considering that it's all sticky down there.
 

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I don't mean tug on the jugs like your hanging on for dear life. I just mean little tiger bites, and some gentle pawing..but with a little more manly grip than what is used to by some of the alphas and betas here.

But thanks for chiming in. My current boo gets wetter when I do it, so It seems she likes it considering that it's all sticky down there.
I don't doubt that there's women who love it. I just think if you're framing your posts as 'sex tips', then it might be more useful to mention that individual preferences on certain important aspects, such as sensitivity, will be equally if not more relevant than the technique.
 

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The people who proposed the "Alpha-Beta" hypothesis, initially with wolves, ended up completely rejecting it years after publishing. Unfortunately, the idea was popular in the public sphere and as such remains a pervasive falsehood. It is particularly clung onto and much beloved by competitive, disagreeable, more assertive conservative types; the concept elevates their sense of self relative to others.

I find even the abstract use of "Alpha-Beta" rather consistently coexists with insufferable ego-stroking; in those situations a snide and childish generalisation about "Liberals" inevitably arises. The whole falsehood serves nothing more than for a set of people to openly polish their apples. A much more productive discussion can be gained by discussing attributes through the lens of the evolutionary success dominance hierarchy, wherein individuals are both not static and attributes are not black and white in terms of cost-benefit.
 

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The people who proposed the "Alpha-Beta" hypothesis, initially with wolves, ended up completely rejecting it years after publishing. Unfortunately, the idea was popular in the public sphere and as such remains a pervasive falsehood. It is particularly clung onto and much beloved by competitive, disagreeable, more assertive conservative types; the concept elevates their sense of self relative to others.

I find even the abstract use of "Alpha-Beta" rather consistently coexists with insufferable ego-stroking; in those situations a snide and childish generalisation about "Liberals" inevitably arises. The whole falsehood serves nothing more than for a set of people to openly polish their apples. A much more productive discussion can be gained by discussing attributes through the lens of the evolutionary success dominance hierarchy, wherein individuals are both not static and attributes are not black and white in terms of cost-benefit.
No doubt...you've basically translated what this entire thread is about into a cohesive position.
 

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Okay I need to know- this straight facts or nah?
it sure is true, if you manage to glue them not too far from each other, the pleasure is quadrupled

then you can play some human drums at your own leisure. minus the screams of course but hey no one is perfect
 

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Okay I need to know- this straight facts or nah?
Straight facts man....I've slept with several women recently hearing the following:

"I need a man who knows what he wants and grabs my ass like a piece of meat" - Doctor of 32 sexy as a fox.

"Grab my ass when you fuck me" - School Teacher 24.

Baically, you have to have a strong grip, and gently squeeze it at first, as they get wetter, the pussy that is, squeeze the ass harder and harder like it's just some object your playing with....you start off sweet, but then you treat her like she's just some piece of shit you found on the floor.

Then grab her ass hard and you should be able to feel your dick fucking her. Push her zone behind your anal hole into your cock and while she's coming to make her eyes spin.
 
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