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Finish the joke you bunch'a dry humored, sarcastic introverts. Consider it a challenge.

And no, you can't insert a clever scientific formula or theory into the punchline.
 

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Three friends, an INTJ, an ESFP and a ENFJ walk into a bar. They are all ladies. There are 6 other male participants at the party, each a different "EXYZ" type personality.

The three friends stayed for less than an hour before two finally left, each with someone. The last left hours later, with the same person the first person left with. Which types left with which persons?


















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So, an INTJ, and ESFP and an ENFJ walk into a bar...

The two E's talk to each other and compete to get a word in.

The INTJ zones out, trying to imagine himself in Death Valley, simmering in the desert heat until his skin peels off, dropping onto the ground and buzzards nipping at his loose flesh--- as this fantasy would the preferable to listening to these two fence with each other with small talk.

Then suddenly, a zombie walks into the bar... only the INTJ notices, and instinctively realizes that the Zombie Apocolypse has just begun. But he has a plan...
 
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